The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 1, 2015 2:30:09 GMT -5
how i managed to mix up Salma Hayek, Elix Skipper, and a 3 eyed dolphin was beyond me.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Mar 1, 2015 2:50:53 GMT -5
"All us dolphins just look the same to you, don't we, you rotten son of a bitch?!"
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 1, 2015 3:07:40 GMT -5
"YOU GOT 3 EYES!!!! HOW CAN YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME?" I screamed.
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CM Dazz
King Koopa
Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on Mar 1, 2015 10:22:52 GMT -5
Just then, a man stepped out from behind a curtain.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 1, 2015 11:13:32 GMT -5
That man, was Mr. Belvedere
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Post by DSR on Mar 1, 2015 19:52:45 GMT -5
And that curtain, was the IRON CURTAIN...you know, from the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 70s.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Mar 1, 2015 21:25:25 GMT -5
Not to be confused with The Steelers of Pittsburgh. A crime fighting group of steel workers.
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Post by DSR on Mar 1, 2015 22:01:16 GMT -5
I look back fondly on my youth, reading the adventures of those old crimefight-wait, sorry, Mr. Belvedere just had a heartache and died right in front of me.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2015 0:59:35 GMT -5
I then stole his wallet and peed on him as I couldn't hold it in any longer.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 2, 2015 1:01:16 GMT -5
"great," i thought to myself, "Now i have to wear my finest tutu to his funeral."
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2015 11:56:58 GMT -5
Then I threw a shoe at the corpse.
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Post by DSR on Mar 2, 2015 16:26:43 GMT -5
And then, at long last, I walked into Hot Topic.
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
Posts: 6,957
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Mar 2, 2015 16:53:15 GMT -5
I looked to see if they had the 17-inch dildo bat that I resevered, but the cashier said to me, "Sir, this isn't Spencers".
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Post by DSR on Mar 2, 2015 17:40:48 GMT -5
CHAPTER 6
I had scheduled an appointment with my doctor to find out why I was having frequent blackouts.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,337
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2015 18:23:55 GMT -5
However, I blacked out during the appointment so I don't remember what happened; but for some odd reason I was wearing a thong on my head and was not wearing any pants.
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Post by DSR on Mar 3, 2015 0:15:29 GMT -5
I was also standing in the middle of a high school auditorium during a graduation ceremony, and everyone was laughing at me.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 3, 2015 3:45:39 GMT -5
They were laughing at my polka rendition of Aqua's "Barbie Girl".
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,337
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2015 12:11:47 GMT -5
Suddenly, the Kool-Aid guy burst through the wall.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 3, 2015 14:39:06 GMT -5
One of the flying bricks hit me square in the face.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,337
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2015 18:30:56 GMT -5
I suffered a concussion, a broken nose and anal bleeding as a result.
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