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Post by DSR on Mar 10, 2016 2:18:07 GMT -5
"This is some damn fine ass!" the judge hollered as he squeezed my bottom.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 10, 2016 4:14:18 GMT -5
i always wondered what a judge wore under their robes, and i wasn't disappointed.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 10, 2016 12:07:39 GMT -5
The man was wearing a storm trooper uniform, which I stole off of him so I could look like a boss.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 10, 2016 12:20:34 GMT -5
Sadly, when I went to do target practice on some old tin cans, I shot holes in my car instead.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 10, 2016 15:50:56 GMT -5
The same car I kept the 630 million dollars in bearer bonds the bad guys stole in Die Hard.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 10, 2016 17:45:22 GMT -5
The judge told me he wanted to change into a fresh Stormtrooper outfit, but for reasons I didn't yet understand he had us drive to an alley behind a multiplex.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2016 17:16:28 GMT -5
There it smelled like flowers.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 11, 2016 17:23:47 GMT -5
That smell triggered something in me, deep seated memories of her...
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Mar 11, 2016 17:28:01 GMT -5
"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year at college", she told me in the beautiful parking lot of a Des Moines Wal-Mart Supercenter.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2016 18:46:04 GMT -5
Suddenly, disco dancing zombies emerged from the store.
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Post by DSR on Mar 11, 2016 22:41:52 GMT -5
They were being whipped by their ringleader, Lewis Black, who had heard the young lady utter his famous catchphrase, and Mr. Black was out for revenge!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2016 23:10:53 GMT -5
I decided to take action and crapped myself on purpose and threw my poo at Lewis Black.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 11, 2016 23:20:55 GMT -5
Vince Russo appeared and shook my hand in appreciation for this event.
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Post by DSR on Mar 12, 2016 0:21:13 GMT -5
"Hey, snap out of it, you son of a bitch!" yelled the Judge, reminding me that the thing I have just described to you was a flashback.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 12, 2016 0:48:56 GMT -5
"No Judge, you are the flashback!"
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 12, 2016 13:46:10 GMT -5
I then flashed the judge.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Mar 12, 2016 16:32:13 GMT -5
Then we all started doing "The Monster Mash," as it caught on in a flash.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2016 18:35:49 GMT -5
Mama always said it was a graveyard smash.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 12, 2016 21:19:37 GMT -5
And that's why she told me to knock you out.
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Post by DSR on Mar 12, 2016 22:09:36 GMT -5
CHAPTER 7
Several days later, I attended a Judas Priest concert.
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