The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 3, 2015 18:53:04 GMT -5
I awoke to the Kool Aid guy begging me not to sue.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 3, 2015 19:09:40 GMT -5
He was blue raspberry instead of his usual red color.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 3, 2015 23:24:15 GMT -5
I decided to sue the Kool-Aid Man because only evil creatures change from red to blue raspberry, that and he was wearing a tutu.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Mar 4, 2015 13:25:32 GMT -5
I ponied my money together and hired Debbie Harry of Blondie to be my attorney.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 4, 2015 15:30:11 GMT -5
I paid her in beer.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 4, 2015 15:47:36 GMT -5
But it was light beer.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 4, 2015 15:50:00 GMT -5
At that point I realized, "Well, there goes hundreds of bucks".
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 4, 2015 17:31:51 GMT -5
But, she was more then happy to work for me and she wasn't wearing any panties.
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Post by DSR on Mar 4, 2015 18:13:39 GMT -5
I chose Debbie Harry because the Kool-Aid Man is an anthropomorphic pitcher made of glass, and she once sang a song called Heart of Glass.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 4, 2015 21:40:08 GMT -5
As we prepared for court I tried taking the thong off my head but it wouldn't budge, Debbie believed that Kool-Aid man superglued it to my head while I was knocked out so we decided to due him for that too.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Mar 9, 2016 16:56:35 GMT -5
When I saw that the Kool-Aid Man hired Chicago Bulls great Toni Kukoč as his defense attorney, I knew I was in for a trial that would last at least a day.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 17:00:13 GMT -5
The name Croatia derives from the Medieval Latin for "Duke of the Croats" and Kukoc was the Duke of the Court, both in basketball and in the court of law.
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Post by DSR on Mar 9, 2016 17:18:13 GMT -5
"All rise" barked the bailiff, because it turns out he was a dog.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2016 17:40:51 GMT -5
He was a Scottish Terrier, so a bailiff like him was well tenured and not to be trifled with.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 10, 2016 0:31:59 GMT -5
He was hung as a horse.
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Post by DSR on Mar 10, 2016 0:39:03 GMT -5
The judge walked into the courtroom, banged his gavel, and then banged the court stenographer!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Mar 10, 2016 0:43:31 GMT -5
I got horny and joined in on the orgy.
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Post by DSR on Mar 10, 2016 0:45:19 GMT -5
Kool-Aid Man stood up, outrage clearly visible in his condensation-created eyes, and as he surveyed the room around him, he realized this wasn't an actual courtroom, but the set of a porno.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Mar 10, 2016 0:57:48 GMT -5
He then disrobed and started humbling a flagpole and everyone looked at him with disgust.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 10, 2016 2:11:57 GMT -5
"Man," I thought to myself, "this is some damn fine acid."
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