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Post by Gremlin on Aug 28, 2014 17:25:19 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's Kiss My Bear's Ass Club
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Aug 28, 2014 17:26:10 GMT -5
I've heard that it is sentient.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Aug 28, 2014 17:36:00 GMT -5
I would hate to be the guy that has to get that bear skin rug dry cleaned. I'd wager Vince's semen smells like something between vinegar and Brut. I always figured Vince as more a Drakkar Noir man.
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Post by Lancers on Aug 28, 2014 17:55:58 GMT -5
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 18:42:52 GMT -5
Ok that'll be my sig one day. Kaitlyn also joined the BSR club after Vince saw that her dick was bigger than his.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 19:04:29 GMT -5
Ok that'll be my sig one day. Kaitlyn also joined the BSR club after Vince saw that her dick was bigger than his. Like most of us, Vince thought that "Hybrid Diva" silliness was just that. Turns out it has a very real, literal meaning.
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 28, 2014 19:30:42 GMT -5
Well Taker admitted when he turned heel that no one in the company has kissed Vince's ass more than him. "Are you going to join the bear skin rug club?" "Hell no" "Does that makes you better than me?" I could see Vince propositioning talent with Taker in the corner taping his fists in the event that said talent doesn't comply. I suspect that this bear skin rug is in the same room where Big Johnny kept his casting couch. Most boards, you post an idle rumour and you might get a reply or two, maybe a chuckle. Here, we get this. I'm rather fond of this place.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 19:35:06 GMT -5
Stamford.
Stanford is an announcer.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 19:44:49 GMT -5
Stamford. Stanford is an announcer. Yeah he joined the bsr club also, how you think he got the job?
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Post by Perd on Aug 28, 2014 19:52:43 GMT -5
It's a little known fact that the unedited version of Stand Back contained this verse:
I don't wanna kiss I don't even wanna hug I just wanna f*** you On my bear skin rug STAND BACK!
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Post by bob on Aug 28, 2014 19:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 20:00:11 GMT -5
After his stint in the bsr club, Rusev should definitely be repackaged as this.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Aug 28, 2014 20:00:06 GMT -5
really though this thread title almost gave me a panic attack
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 28, 2014 20:21:49 GMT -5
I wonder if you have to "hit the rug" every time they re-gimick you. Like did Cody hit the rug in a mask? With The Love Stache? In gold body paint? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Post by Digital Witness on Aug 28, 2014 20:36:29 GMT -5
I wonder if you have to "hit the rug" every time they re-gimick you. Like did Cody hit the rug in a mask? With The Love Stache? In gold body paint? Inquiring minds want to know. I'm sure that's at the *clears throat* bottom of some people's priorities lists.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 28, 2014 20:48:13 GMT -5
The thing that's worrying is, this is the same guy who wanted an incest angle with his daughter, who never realised he hired Raven, who thought Jimmy Wang Yang was still employed for a year and who tried to run one of his writers off of the road in a race.
So I can honestly believe this.
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Post by sonofblaine on Aug 28, 2014 20:50:19 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler} Not nearly extreme enough, but nice try. Wasn't going to some sort of trap, like a screamer if thats what you mean. Just a reaction to the horrible visual Digital Witness forced into my head. lol EDIT: Unless you meant not an extreme enough reaction for the visual, which is probably true.
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 28, 2014 20:57:11 GMT -5
Right now Dean Ambrose is having his head stuck in a mask of bees. The bees are trapped in with....him.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 21:02:28 GMT -5
I wonder if you have to "hit the rug" every time they re-gimick you. Like did Cody hit the rug in a mask? With The Love Stache? In gold body paint? Inquiring minds want to know. Well, he had to join the Hardcore Holly shower club first. I can see Cody joining the bsr...
Here are some more pics... If the rumors are to be believed, Taker was the first member of the bsr club.
VKM convincing Santino to join the BSR club.
After joining the BSR club, you get a push and this as a gift conmemorating the event.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 21:14:02 GMT -5
.......
THIS IS HAPPENING AND NOBODY TOLD ME UNTIL NOW?!?
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