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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 10:06:01 GMT -5
I was watching the Londrick shoot interview (Volume 1, get it, V2 is the shits), and they mention that allegedly, in Stanford CT, there's a bear skin rug near a fire place either in VKM's office or his house, and in order for a wrestler to get a major push he needed to...well you get the idea.
At first I thought that they were only joking and they made up the rumor, but then in Scott Hall's "Last Call" YouTube show, one day he was messing with Larry Zbysko, saying something like "Admit that you would wrestle Bruno in a Bear Skin Rug", which Larry even pop for and said yes, Hall then referred to the mythical Bear Skin Rug in Stanford CT...
I don't think that Scott Hall ever watched the Londrick shoot interview, so that makes 3 former wwe wrestlers who talk about the Bear Skin Rug. My question is if anyone knows anything about the Bear Skin Rug rumor? It's only rumored member was a former Rocker, it was during the early 90's.
EDIT: Sorry guys, I wanted to keep it family friendly, I wasn't clear. The bear skin rug deal is that in order to get a push you need to have sex with Vince there, according to the rumor.
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Post by Dean F'n Ambrose on Aug 28, 2014 10:14:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 10:15:48 GMT -5
Could you please share some more information on this rumor that you have said nothing about? There's a rug.... okay?
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 28, 2014 10:16:50 GMT -5
I DON'T get the idea. In order to get a push he would have to... what? f*** the rug? Get f***ed wearing the rug? Ruck fules?
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 28, 2014 10:19:38 GMT -5
Are they supposed to dress up in the bearskin rug and channel Cage from The Wicker Man?
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Post by Prince Petty on Aug 28, 2014 10:19:43 GMT -5
I DON'T get the idea. In order to get a push he would have to... what? f*** the rug? Get f***ed wearing the rug? Ruck fules? Oh good. I thought I was just slow, or somehow naive to not be getting the idea of what was supposed to happen with the rug.
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Post by Dean F'n Ambrose on Aug 28, 2014 10:20:47 GMT -5
I DON'T get the idea. In order to get a push he would have to... what? f*** the rug? Get f***ed wearing the rug? Ruck fules? Oh good. I thought I was just slow, or somehow naive to not be getting the idea of what was supposed to happen with the rug. Same.
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Post by Lancers on Aug 28, 2014 10:21:03 GMT -5
I would hate to be the guy that has to get that bear skin rug dry cleaned. I'd wager Vince's semen smells like something between vinegar and Brut.
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Aug 28, 2014 10:21:21 GMT -5
Vince makes new guys go and kill a bear and then uses the skin for a new rug. Eat Sleep Kill Bear for Rug Repeat.
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Post by Lancers on Aug 28, 2014 10:44:57 GMT -5
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 28, 2014 10:51:02 GMT -5
Well, that explains Del Rio's push.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Aug 28, 2014 11:07:19 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 28, 2014 11:36:41 GMT -5
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Post by sybaku on Aug 28, 2014 11:37:33 GMT -5
Vince makes new guys go and kill a bear and then uses the skin for a new rug. Eat Sleep Kill Bear for Rug Repeat. Actually this only applies to Lesnar who didnt quite understand the rules and showed up at Vinces house with a bear he suplexed to death. Vince didn't want to correct Lesnar because he is Brock f***ing Lesnar so just gave him a push anyway. Oh and if you are wondering yeah..... Vince totally f***ed that dead bear after Lesnar left.
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 28, 2014 11:39:25 GMT -5
Are they supposed to dress up in the bearskin rug and channel Cage from The Wicker Man? That would be amazing if this was actually the truth.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Aug 28, 2014 11:55:52 GMT -5
Right now Dean Ambrose is having his head stuck in a mask of bees.
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Post by Bert Hart on Aug 28, 2014 11:57:37 GMT -5
They are expected to properly align the bearskin rug in accordance with the teachings of Feng Shui.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 28, 2014 12:02:41 GMT -5
Does JBL shampoo the rug?
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Post by barelybeastmode on Aug 28, 2014 12:05:27 GMT -5
I would hate to be the guy that has to get that bear skin rug dry cleaned. I'd wager Vince's semen smells like something between vinegar and Brut. Wow... That made me laugh harder than it should have. What an odd combination of scents. Also gross.
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Post by pepsitwist on Aug 28, 2014 12:34:58 GMT -5
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