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Post by anticonscience on Aug 30, 2014 17:25:42 GMT -5
I have unearthed footage of the bear before he was killed and skinned for the rug {Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2014 17:56:36 GMT -5
If you need to have sex with Vince to get a push, Cena must be banging him constantly.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 30, 2014 18:02:43 GMT -5
If you need to have sex with Vince to get a push, Cena must be banging him constantly. Hustle, Loyalty, and Rimjobs
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2014 18:04:03 GMT -5
Well one thing is for sure, Zack Ryder ain't having sex with him
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 30, 2014 20:06:29 GMT -5
Zack only managed to join the Bill Demott's Jelly Donuts club, and the casting couch, he needs to join the BSR in order to get pushed.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 30, 2014 21:02:59 GMT -5
Zack only managed to join the Bill Demott's Jelly Donuts club, and the casting couch, he needs to join the BSR in order to get pushed. Shouldn't that be enough to get pushed?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 30, 2014 21:12:09 GMT -5
Nah brother, as Al Snow brilliantly said, the only person you need to impress is Vince McMahon, the first 2 are only to get a shot on the bear skin rug.
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 30, 2014 21:15:15 GMT -5
Zack only managed to join the Bill Demott's Jelly Donuts club, and the casting couch, he needs to join the BSR in order to get pushed. I don't know if that last one's happening.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 30, 2014 21:17:25 GMT -5
Zack only managed to join the Bill Demott's Jelly Donuts club, and the casting couch, he needs to join the BSR in order to get pushed. I don't know if that last one's happening. Lol the broken skull ranch is just a code for the bear skin rug, Zack Ryder lost his shot at a push by not having a threesome with Austin and Vince.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 30, 2014 23:10:48 GMT -5
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Post by sonofblaine on Aug 30, 2014 23:18:04 GMT -5
Bret: (singing to Vince) I'm a genie in a bottle, better rub me the right way.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2014 23:31:33 GMT -5
It's actually made out of Ivan Koloff.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 30, 2014 23:33:02 GMT -5
John Laurinaitis had the casting couch Bill DeMott has jelly donuts Vince McMahon has a bear skin rug In the crazy world of pro-wrestling, it's not that unbelievable. I like to think every promoter has their own signature sex initiation. Ever been down to Dixieland? [singing]I wish I was in Dixie. Hooray! Hooray! [/singing]
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 30, 2014 23:36:21 GMT -5
If you need to have sex with Vince to get a push, Cena must be banging him constantly. Well, that might explain why he looks as though he has been aging twice as fast as he should. He's exhausted!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 31, 2014 0:02:57 GMT -5
f***! Not bret too! Lol
I would like to say that Hogan is also a card carrying BSR member, but his hulkamania gimmick was created in the AWA I think he joined the Verne Gagne's Greco Roman Club, those were long and cold nights on Verne's barn.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Aug 31, 2014 0:52:16 GMT -5
I would go down on Dixieland.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Aug 31, 2014 1:35:52 GMT -5
I would hate to be the guy that has to get that bear skin rug dry cleaned. I'd wager Vince's semen smells like something between vinegar and Brut Aqua Velva.
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