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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 28, 2014 21:17:56 GMT -5
I wonder if you have to "hit the rug" every time they re-gimick you. Like did Cody hit the rug in a mask? With The Love Stache? In gold body paint? Inquiring minds want to know. Come on dude, now you owe me new pants. Right now Dean Ambrose is having his head stuck in a mask of bees. The bees are trapped in with....him. So you're saying that there are bees in the trap? Bees? Bees in the trap?
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Post by Hurbster on Aug 28, 2014 22:00:06 GMT -5
Just be grateful the bees have not teamed up with the alligators yet.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 22:27:52 GMT -5
The op bear-ly gave us any information about what the rug was used for.
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 28, 2014 23:07:12 GMT -5
But the question is- after 30 years of this, would the bear skin rug get all grungy from decades of sweat and man-love stank?
Could Vince ever replace a bear skin rug?
And, most of all, if he did: Do we know what gave birth to the Lord Tensai gimmick?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 28, 2014 23:11:37 GMT -5
But the question is- after 30 years of this, would the bear skin rug get all grungy from decades of sweat and man-love stank? Could Vince ever replace a bear skin rug? And, most of all, if he did: Do we know what gave birth to the Lord Tensai gimmick? Nah man you got it mixed up, Tensai joined the Johnny Ace Casting Couch club, not the BSR club.
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Post by King Devitt on Aug 29, 2014 3:10:18 GMT -5
No wonder Daniel Bryan won the world title at mania........ Don't you imply that Daniel Bryan slept with Vince to get the belt. Bryan is a hardworking sexy man who earned his world title by amazing performances and connecting with the fans...by letting them gangbang him in the bathroom. better to connect with the fans, than Vince. *gets in "the fans" line* *also makes time machine to go back to 2005 Danielson and get in line first*
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Post by pepsitwist on Aug 29, 2014 4:31:10 GMT -5
John Laurinaitis had the casting couch Bill DeMott has jelly donuts Vince McMahon has a bear skin rug
In the crazy world of pro-wrestling, it's not that unbelievable.
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 29, 2014 6:57:10 GMT -5
The word is don't step on the bear skin rug or you will end up on your knees faster than you can say Brad Maddox.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 29, 2014 7:32:33 GMT -5
John Laurinaitis had the casting couch Bill DeMott has jelly donuts Vince McMahon has a bear skin rug In the crazy world of pro-wrestling, it's not that unbelievable. Lol it's like joining the mlb, you need to go to the triple a first then the double a to join the majors. You get f***ed in the ass 3 times before becoming a superstar. First with Laurinaitis so you get signed, then by Demott in developmental, after that you only have one chance to impress Vince in the bear skin rug.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 11:20:06 GMT -5
But the question is- after 30 years of this, would the bear skin rug get all grungy from decades of sweat and man-love stank? Could Vince ever replace a bear skin rug? And, most of all, if he did: Do we know what gave birth to the Lord Tensai gimmick? Nah man you got it mixed up, Tensai joined the Johnny Ace Casting Couch club, not the BSR club. Now i need new pants >.<
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 11:30:43 GMT -5
This reminds me of the Medieval biographies I've gone through.
If the primary sources are to be taken at face-value, almost every major monarch in pre-modern European history was (A) A devil-worshiper, (B) Gay, or (C) A gay devil-worshiper.
This is what the shady wrestling rumors are, more or less. Or, in another word? Garbage.
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Post by nate5054 on Aug 29, 2014 17:06:43 GMT -5
....... THIS IS HAPPENING AND NOBODY TOLD ME UNTIL NOW?!?
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 29, 2014 17:21:16 GMT -5
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Post by suave on Aug 29, 2014 18:37:47 GMT -5
John Laurinaitis had the casting couch Bill DeMott has jelly donuts Vince McMahon has a bear skin rug In the crazy world of pro-wrestling, it's not that unbelievable. I like to think every promoter has their own signature sex initiation. Ever been down to Dixieland?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 29, 2014 18:58:21 GMT -5
....... THIS IS HAPPENING AND NOBODY TOLD ME UNTIL NOW?!? That looks like Brad Maddox, there might me an ic championship on that man's future lol
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 29, 2014 21:32:18 GMT -5
"I have seen some shit. Lemme tell ya."
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Aug 30, 2014 2:00:49 GMT -5
No wonder Daniel Bryan won the world title at mania........ Could also explain the furry boots.
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 30, 2014 6:34:53 GMT -5
John Laurinaitis had the casting couch Bill DeMott has jelly donuts Vince McMahon has a bear skin rug In the crazy world of pro-wrestling, it's not that unbelievable. I like to think every promoter has their own signature sex initiation. Ever been down to Dixieland? Yes and talk about you Dixieland Bland.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 30, 2014 13:59:02 GMT -5
Ok se got the bear skin rug, the casting couch, the jelly donuts, and Dixieland.
At the indy level we got Rob Feinstein's Lexus (I'll pretend u said 18 inches) and Gabe Sapolsky's Broom Closet
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 30, 2014 14:32:10 GMT -5
I heard a rumor that Dolph Ziggler attempted to join the club, but refused to put Vince over during the act. He described the whole thing as "too athletic"
This was shortly before Ziggler got kicked in the head by Swagger and suffered that concussion.
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