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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 7, 2014 23:04:23 GMT -5
Yeah Quantum of Solace is so dull too.
I've made it about half way through Cloud Atlas; debating whether to even bother finishing.
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Post by xCompackx on Sept 7, 2014 23:07:51 GMT -5
The Dark Knight Rises is an immensely boring movie to me. Bane and Catwoman aside, there's just about nothing redeeming about it. Similar feelings about Man of Steel.
The Wrestler bored me for pretty much the same reasons Lance Storm didn't like it in his review. I get it was the point, but a character who screws up every single chance he's given doesn't make for a great plot, imo.
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ibdude
Don Corleone
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Post by ibdude on Sept 7, 2014 23:14:18 GMT -5
Inglourious Basterds: Too much subtitle reading, not enough action.
Death Proof: Too much talking, not enough action and the ending was just dumb.
Transformers 2: Too freaking long among other things
The Spirit: Somebody mentioned this in the thread. This is the only movie I thought about walking out on. It was just plain dull.
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The Dark Knight Rises: Just a straight up boring movie that I saw at the drive-in and couldn't wait for it to be over. I was on my phone the whole time.
Man of Steel: Couldn't make it past the first 15-20 minutes.
Thor 2: Same as Man of Steel.
Identity Thief: Boring, unfunny piece of garbage.
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 8, 2014 0:00:08 GMT -5
The Weatherman. Not only boring but really really depressing as well
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 8, 2014 0:27:48 GMT -5
I have a high tolerance for slow-moving films, but even I have my limits. Whenever I can't fall asleep, I put on either White Zombie or The Monster From Green Hell. I still have no idea how either movie ends. I have had a few movies like that. My favorite, however, was Jerry Maguire. It took several times trying to watch it with my wife for us to finish the damned thing because it just turned my wife on so damned much that we never finished the movie. I am going to assume that it because it featured a man that gets together with a single mother and really takes to being a dad (it mirrored our relationship when we got together).
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 8, 2014 0:31:20 GMT -5
Chances are, if Christopher Nolan directed it, ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 8, 2014 1:28:20 GMT -5
The total and complete drabness that is "Man of Steel" made me long for the days of Superman III and IV. Well, almost...
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Sept 8, 2014 2:29:32 GMT -5
Chances are, if Christopher Nolan directed it, ZZZZZZZZZzz(thisisagreatmovie)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... INCEPTED!
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
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Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Sept 8, 2014 2:48:03 GMT -5
It's already been mentioned but "Watchmen"
I just remember after awhile being like "For f***s sake just END already!!"
Bicentennial man
Saw this with my Family when I was younger, It just bored me beyond belief, Not one of Robin Williams strongest outings.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 8, 2014 3:52:17 GMT -5
Fight Club
I've tried 3 times and although I got to the end with my final watch I just wasn't impressed. Very, very boring. The build up just drags and drags. Listening to the narrator is like listening to the cricket scores and the characters were very bland and forgettable. I just can't see the hype.
Also, the first Rocky movie I found very boring. I did enjoy the sequels though (five being the exception) with 4 being my favourite.
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Post by Adam Black on Sept 8, 2014 4:03:26 GMT -5
Rocky 2 God that was f***ing slow I f***ing hate this movie I tend to skip it during Rocky movie marathons. Both Thor movies, the Incredible Hulk and Iron Man 2 keep discouraging me from a Marvel movie marathon. Twilight New Moon put me to sleep in the theaters. The second and third Rambo movies. Expendables 1 had too much plot.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Sept 8, 2014 4:07:14 GMT -5
Brokeback Mountain
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Sept 8, 2014 4:24:29 GMT -5
Batman Begins and Dinner for Schmucks.
Admittedly I was only young when I saw Batman Begins so maybe it deserves another chance. No such excuse for Dinner for Schmucks.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Sept 8, 2014 4:55:15 GMT -5
Crash
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Sept 8, 2014 5:03:29 GMT -5
Batman Begins and Dinner for Schmucks. Admittedly I was only young when I saw Batman Begins so maybe it deserves another chance. No such excuse for Dinner for Schmucks. Trust me Batman Begins deserves another chance. I thought it was boring first watch but you really have to pay attention to it and it's awesome. As for my vote The Missing is probably the most boring film I've seen though the new Transcendence film with Johnny Depp was pretty damn boring too.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 8, 2014 5:04:28 GMT -5
Dark Crystal is, visually, very impressive. It has gorgeous designs, from the exceptional puppets to the sets. It's also very, very dull.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Sept 8, 2014 5:28:11 GMT -5
A couple of years ago I watched a Takeshi Kitano film called Outrage and honestly I can't remember the last time watching a film so dull that it bored the living tits off.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 8, 2014 7:54:57 GMT -5
Anchorman 2. Watched the first 20 minutes and was so bored I went back to watching old Nitro's on WWE Network. Does it get better?
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Post by Sparvid on Sept 8, 2014 8:32:32 GMT -5
2001 is a masterpiece but good lord bring an energy drink or lots of coffee cause it'll put you to sleep. When I was in high school it aired on TV, and a friend and I decided to watch it for the first time, since we'd heard so much about how it was a classic. I've never before or since wished to have a fast-forward button so much. It's like if you take the opening scene from Spaceballs and make it five times as long, so it goes from "parody of long scene" to "please, kill me now".
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Sept 8, 2014 9:14:55 GMT -5
Lord of the rings.
That was some punishment.
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