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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 18:51:27 GMT -5
Read my diary I lost about controlling the Ilumninati.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 9, 2014 18:56:47 GMT -5
Is the real life basis for all of david hasselhoff's tv characters.
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denna5
Mephisto
The gentle beating of mighty wings.
Posts: 735
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Post by denna5 on Sept 9, 2014 19:12:56 GMT -5
Owns 5 orangutans , all named Clyde.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 19:40:05 GMT -5
Has an entire scrapbook of other peoples toenails.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 19:41:36 GMT -5
His father gave him Jim Morrison's preserved left hand on his fifth birthday.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Sept 9, 2014 19:44:44 GMT -5
Broke hundreds of guitars. Only drew three dimes.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 9, 2014 19:48:23 GMT -5
Was the true inspiration for Rosanna by Toto.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 19:55:55 GMT -5
Has a pillow stuffed with Brock Lesnar's hair.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Sept 9, 2014 21:48:20 GMT -5
He was the person Humpty Hump got busy in a Burger King bathroom with.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 21:57:34 GMT -5
Can tell the color of M&Ms by taste with 100% accuracy.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Sept 9, 2014 22:03:05 GMT -5
Owns a toupee, but doesn't want to tarnish his image.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
Posts: 61,856
Member is Online
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 9, 2014 22:04:12 GMT -5
Stopped Ragnarok with a simple please
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 22:04:55 GMT -5
Runs a breeding facility that clones muntjac deer in all the colors of the rainbow.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
Posts: 4,785
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Post by Dat Dude on Sept 9, 2014 22:16:35 GMT -5
Works part-time raising Mike Tyson's pet pigeons.
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Sept 9, 2014 22:37:13 GMT -5
Teaches a class how to do the Cabbage Patch properly
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 9, 2014 22:49:50 GMT -5
Has the only surviving nude photographs of Gorilla Monsoon locked in a vault.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 9, 2014 22:53:57 GMT -5
Potty trained brock lesnar
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905
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Post by Lila on Sept 9, 2014 22:56:41 GMT -5
Sucks eggs.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Sept 9, 2014 22:57:25 GMT -5
Was originally cast as Drago in Rocky 4 until Stallone complained he hit to hard in rehearsal and had to let him go
This was for Unobtainium but I type really slow
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Sept 9, 2014 22:58:51 GMT -5
Turned down Miley Cyrus's request for an autograph.
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