Cranjis McBasketball
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Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 2, 2015 3:00:05 GMT -5
"We figured he'd get number 18 or 20. That'd be arlight. We never expected he'd be jobbed like this and get number 3"
Whoa, Heenan using inside terms in 92.
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Post by thesystem V5 on Jun 2, 2015 8:22:45 GMT -5
Back in January I reviewed four WCW/WWF PPVs and one ECW PPV from 1995. During e opening match of WCW Fall Brawl 1995, Brian Pillman vs. Johnny B. Badd, Schiavone brings up the fact that Sting trained Badd, and Heenan proceeds to make dog jokes.
Also during that show Col. Robert Parker and Sister Sherri make out, Heenan quips that "If she kissed Okerlund like that he'd expire..."
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 2, 2015 10:30:50 GMT -5
"We figured he'd get number 18 or 20. That'd be arlight. We never expected he'd be jobbed like this and get number 3" Whoa, Heenan using inside terms in 92. He usually mention getting "jobbed out" by Tunney, hell during a christmas episode of Prime Time Wrestling, Bobby dressed as Santa, said there was no Santa and that parents swerved their kids. Of course that led to Piper beating the shit out of The Brain.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 3, 2015 14:28:48 GMT -5
Bobby: "You wanna know who the Blue Knight is McMahon?" Vince: "Who?" Bobby: "He's the guy in the ring who just dropped an elbow on Bret Hart" Any time he said about any masked man that he knew who he was: "the guy with the mask".
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jun 3, 2015 14:39:22 GMT -5
One of his last appearances, doing guest commentary for the "Basebrawl" match at a TNA PPV alongside Mike Tenay and Don West. West keeps shouting about someone at ringside blatantly having a "foreign object" until Heenan finally exclaims, "It's a baseball bat!" West replies, "Okay, it's a baseball bat!" Tenay says, "He's still got some things to learn, but I think we can teach him, Bobby. Don't you?" Bobby, without the slightest pause, deadpans, "No."
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Post by Racksman on Jun 3, 2015 14:59:48 GMT -5
(When Bob Backlund is entering the arena) "At 234 pounds, from Mayberry, Opie Taylor."
Tony Schiavone: "Scott Hall is looking a little better this week." Bobby Heenan: "It's only Monday."
(Talking about Rey Mysterio, Jr. before he unmasks) "I think he's ugly. What do you guys think?"
(After Rey Mysterio, Jr. unmasks) "It's Leave it to Beaver!"
Bobby Heenan: "I figured out who the Patriot is." Tony Schiavone: "Who?" BH: "Where is he from?" TS: "Washington, DC." BH: "It's Al Gore."
Bobby: Do you know what Saba Simba means? Monsoon: Yes, it means "Seven Lions". Bobby: No, it means "Room Service".
Monsoon: "The Bushwackers are unorthodox" Brain: "What does their religon have to do with anything?"
Gorilla: (Referring to Koko B. Ware's bird, Frankie) "Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old." Brain: "Not in my house." Gorilla: "I'm sure..." Brain: "If he was in my house he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag; do you like your parrots original or extra crispy?" Gorilla: Will you stop?!
Brain: Warlord's a lot bigger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain. Brain: Warlord's a lot stronger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain. Brain: Now you've lied to the people.
Ross: Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker Bobby: I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.
Bobby: (on the foam fingers in the audience) I remember when I used to walk to the ring, McMahon, and people used to hold up one finger. Vince: That was a different kind of salute.
Bobby: Now, wouldn't you classify 20 members of the Hart family living together as a ghetto?
Bobby: Stu just yelled over to Helen, "Helen, I'm damp". What do you suppose that means? Vince: Bobby Heenan, you're a bad man. You owe the entire Hart family an apology, as well as our audience.
Heenan: Listen to that high voice (referring to the female singer singing in a high pitch on Mr. Wonderful's entrance music). Do you know who that is? That's Gene Okerlund sitting on a block of ice.
Gorilla: Congratulations to Virgil. The new Million Dollar Champion! Bobby: That belt will be in a pawn shop in the South Bronx in about a half hour!
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Jun 3, 2015 19:19:58 GMT -5
Heenan: Do you know what Koko. B. Ware's mothers name is? Monsoon: What? Heenan: Tupper.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 3, 2015 23:01:48 GMT -5
Heenan: Man Tito's sister can really belt one out can't she! Gorilla: Huh, what do you mean? Heenan: Isn't that Arriba McIntyre out there?
--- Bobby Heenan on Singer Reba McIntyre at Wrestlemania 8.
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lws
ALF
No. It's the children who are wrong.
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Post by lws on Jun 4, 2015 5:45:10 GMT -5
Zybysko: That chop just knocked Raven back to, well...wherever he's from. Heenan: Probably a tree.
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rrh
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Post by rrh on Jun 4, 2015 10:35:00 GMT -5
Heenan: "Repo Man! Last week he repoed his own car! He's nuts!" Okerlund: "Last year he got my mother-in-law's!" Heenan: "5 years ago everybody got your mother-in-law."
At some Nitro, it was Rick Steiner and someone vs. Scott Steiner and someone. Rick came to the ring with a dog.
Heenan during Rick's entrance: "Oh no, he brought THEIR SISTER!"
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 4, 2015 12:32:02 GMT -5
Gorilla: What would you do if you managed the Bushwhackers, Brain? Bobby: I'd commit suicide.
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Post by beavis666 on Jun 5, 2015 1:14:44 GMT -5
What a shame he's not in good enough health to do legends house.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 5, 2015 8:09:50 GMT -5
Heenan had some great ones during Summerslam 91:
"Piper's parents used to wrap up his lunch in a road map"
(during Hart/Perfect) Heenan: Ring the bell, its over Monsoon: It is not! Heenan: Just a matter of time
(after getting back from a backstage segment during Dibiase/Virgil) Heenan: Whats going on? Oh, the usual, Dibiase is wiping the floor with Virgil
Heenan: Im going to get Bossman some smokes Monsoon: He doesnt smoke! Heenan: No, but he's going to need them to bribe the screws
(as mountie is being carried away by the cops) Heenan (very somber): This may be the last ride. The match made in Heaven, the match made in Hell, this may be the Mountie's night in Hell.
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Jun 5, 2015 8:16:36 GMT -5
Piper vs Bret Hart WM 8
"You know the old saying, what the hell use the bell."
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 5, 2015 8:43:57 GMT -5
SUPER glad to see this thread is still going.
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 7, 2015 18:25:06 GMT -5
On what Jack Tunney decision on the IC Title situation after Wrestlemania VI-
Gorilla: So what do you think will be his decision, Brain? Heenan: Well I-I think he should strip the Warrior of BOTH titles and give them to the Heenan Family to decide. One can go to Haku, the other to Rude-- Gorilla: I knew it.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 8, 2015 15:17:49 GMT -5
Piper vs Bret Hart WM 8 "You know the old saying, what the hell use the bell." (Piper and Bret are having a staredown at the very beginning of the match) Heenan: "Two ugly people staring each other down. That's always fun"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 8, 2015 15:20:03 GMT -5
"This man is the star of the 90's"
At Wrestlemania VIII, referring to Shawn Michaels.
I think I once heard Brain commentating on a HHH match when he was Terra Ryzing in WCW where he also predicted he'd become a star.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 12, 2015 4:59:11 GMT -5
Just watching the Dusty documentary.
Dusty: She's mine. She belongs to America. She is America! Heenan: I'm moving. Gorilla [deadpan]: Get out.
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 12, 2015 9:42:23 GMT -5
Just watching the Dusty documentary. Dusty: She's mine. She belongs to America. She is America! Heenan: I'm moving. Gorilla [deadpan]: Get out. That's f***ing hilarious. And did Dusty and Bobby ever feud? Because that would have been amazing.
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