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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 23, 2015 11:55:52 GMT -5
I've been binge watching WCW PPVs on the Network, and am now at the part where Heenan jumps on board, and I love his work at Slamboree 1994(underrated show overall, btw), since he spends like...75% of his mic time taking the piss out of Philadelphia. My favorite line from the whole thing though is "The city's biggest claim to fame is a bell, and it's cracked. You figure that one out." So use this thread to relive your favorite Brain moments.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 23, 2015 11:57:44 GMT -5
The obvious one is his accurate retelling of Shawn and Marty at the Barbershop As well as (Roddy Piper saves Flair from a Jake Roberts DDT) Bobby: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. (Not long after, Piper attacks Flair) Bobby: You no-good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!
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Post by Racksman on Apr 23, 2015 12:47:24 GMT -5
After DDP wins the Battlebowl at Slamboree '96, during his storyline of having gone broke and then having a "secret benefactor":
Dusty: LAWD, HE DONE WENT FROM DA PENTHOUSE TO DA OUTHOUSE!
Tony & Heenan: (silence)
Heenan: (whispers)...Tony, the man doesn't know the difference between the outhouse and the penthouse. Don't let him in our suite.
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 23, 2015 13:22:19 GMT -5
After Rey Mysterio un masks at Superbrawl 1999:
"It's Leave it to Beaver".
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Post by somsta on Apr 23, 2015 14:36:26 GMT -5
College?!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 23, 2015 14:44:14 GMT -5
When Bob Backlund entered for a match: ""At 234 pounds, from Mayberry, Opie Taylor."
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 23, 2015 14:49:56 GMT -5
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Post by Racksman on Apr 23, 2015 16:02:17 GMT -5
Heenan: What does Tito Santana have in common with a cue ball? Gorilla: I'm going to regret this. What? Heenan: The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him. Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 23, 2015 16:14:33 GMT -5
Someone was relaying a story about Bobby and how quick he was, and one time as he was checking out of a hotel, the clerk asked him what he thought of their town and Bobby replied "I think they should tear it down and build a slum"
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 23, 2015 17:38:30 GMT -5
Brain: Warlord's a lot bigger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain. Brain: Warlord's a lot stronger. Gorilla: Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain. Brain: Now you've lied to the people.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 23, 2015 20:12:47 GMT -5
Heenan during the Piper/Bret match at WM8 was fantastic.
"Remember that old saying...what the hell, use the bell!"
*Bret is down, looking hurt*
GM:"Bret looks in bad shape." BH:"Or maybe he's gold bricking." GM:"Bret would never do that!"
*Bret does EXACTLY that*
BH:"I TOLD YOU!"
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 23, 2015 20:29:27 GMT -5
Whenever Monsoon mentioned somebody was a great collegiate athlete Heenan would respond with "AMATEUR PUNK STUFF! WHO CARES YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR IT!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 20:32:21 GMT -5
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Post by Racksman on Apr 23, 2015 21:11:39 GMT -5
Tony Schiavone: I smell Jackhammer! I smell Hogan! Heenan: Anyone close to him does!
Mike Tenay: "He's got Roman numerals on his trunks." Bobby Heenan: "His numerals shouldn't be roamin'."
(If Billy Kidman lost a hair vs. mask match against Psicosis) "What a great new tag team: The Okerlunds"
Brain: "Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?" Gorilla: "What?" Brain: "Tupper"
(In reference to Stu and Helen Hart in attendance, Summerslam 1991) "You know why they're nervous? They snuck in. They're looking out for the usher."
(During IC title match, Summerslam 1991) Brain: Don't touch that referee Perfect! Gorilla: Why? A disqualification will save his title. Brain: Okay...then nail him!
(During Kerry Von Erich's entrance) "He's the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs."
"Thank goodness for next year, huh Ross. Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma."
Bobby: Virgil just came in, he's number 23, right? Gorilla: That's right! Bobby: Just think, who knows how many bags he's gone through in the back! Gorilla: Will you be serious?
On Bastion Booger: Gorilla: "He's rather lethargic." Heenan: "And slow."
And in my personal opinion, is there even a debate about Bobby Heenan's work during the Royal Rumble match of 1992 being the best color commentating in pro wrestling history?
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 24, 2015 1:58:29 GMT -5
Royal Rumble '92:
Bobby Heenan: "You have to remember. Virgil once had that million dollar belt. Of course he stole it, but he still had it." Gorilla Monsoon: "Oh, give me a break." Bobby Heenan: "Virgil entered at what, 23? I mean, who knows how many bags he's been through in the back?" Gorilla Monsoon: "Would you stop?"
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 24, 2015 2:11:23 GMT -5
"North Dakota State? What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 24, 2015 2:15:05 GMT -5
After Rey Mysterio un masks at Superbrawl 1999: "It's Leave it to Beaver". I remember a couple years before that happened during a Mysterio match. Can't remember who his opponent was but in the middle of the match, they tried taking off Rey's mask. Schiavone acted all shocked and Heenan just replied "Oh good, I wanna see what this joker looks like."
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Post by The Sam on Apr 24, 2015 2:17:15 GMT -5
(The 3 Doinks are walking through the crowd) Here's how you tell the 3 Doinks apart. The first Doink (Matt Borne) is left handed, the second Doink (Steve Keirn) is right handed and the third Doink (Steve Lombardi) goes both ways.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 24, 2015 4:17:47 GMT -5
(The 3 Doinks are walking through the crowd) Here's how you tell the 3 Doinks apart. The first Doink (Matt Borne) is left handed, the second Doink (Steve Keirn) is right handed and the third Doink (Steve Lombardi) goes both ways. That reminds me of him calling the Doinks vs. Team Bam Bam match at Survivor Series 93. "I thought it'd be Doink and three other Doinks *sounding slightly uneasy* clowns!"
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Post by Gecko on Apr 24, 2015 7:59:43 GMT -5
Brain: (on Real American, Hulk Hogan's theme music) "That's my second favourite song." Gorilla: "I'm almost afraid to ask...what's your favourite?" Brain: "All the rest are tied."
"Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move — a punch to the head!!"
Brain: He's having fun. What did you do for fun when you were a kid, collect stamps? Vince: What's wrong with stamp collecting? Brain: Nothing. Know what you do, you find out somebody that has stamps, make friends with them, then when they aren't looking, steal them and sell them. Great fun.
Bobby: Did you see Tatanka today? Gorilla: Yes I did. Bobby: Did you say hi to him the right way? Gorilla: (Groaning) How's that? Bobby: Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya! Gorilla: Will you STOP!
Vince: All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner. Heenan: You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up.
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