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Post by Captain & Diet on Aug 26, 2016 19:55:10 GMT -5
Suplex city.
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Aug 26, 2016 20:18:16 GMT -5
"Hello, I am Michael Cole"
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 26, 2016 20:23:54 GMT -5
Mostly everything, but in particular buzzwords.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 26, 2016 20:25:20 GMT -5
Buzzwords like NEW ERA, DEMON KING, LUNATIC FRINGE, NEW CHAMPION
Anything that is said over and over and run into the ground like "HEY GUYS, THIS IS SOMETHING WE'RE TRYING TO GET OVER, SO WE'RE GONNA SAY IT OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU NEVER EVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN!!"
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 26, 2016 20:28:26 GMT -5
Other shit that annoys me is when Roman and Cena kick out of everyones shit and commentators try to pass it off like "THE STRONG HEART AND INTESTINAL FORTITUDE!!"
Like F*** off, it's terrible booking and you ain't gonna sell me on it, same goes with "Like him or hate him he's one of the greatest ever!", shit like that just bugs me
Though what may drive me nuts the most, the "He's a polarizing superstar, cheer em or boo em he's havin fun! Any reaction is a good reaction!", that annoys the hell out of me, just alienate the large portion of your fanbase that is expressing such a huge distaste in someone, and the usual only someone the commentary has to say this shit for, Roman Reigns...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2016 22:03:28 GMT -5
"Look up controversial in the dictionary..."
Roddy Piper's photo is smirking at you idiots thinking John Cena or Roman Reigns even comes close to that.
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Post by Chiral on Aug 26, 2016 22:27:41 GMT -5
Cole. Just...ugh
-Telling, not showing. Cole is the main source of narrative on Raw and he's generally at odds with what actually has happened or is happening. "Dean Ambrose took Lesnar to the limit!!" -"FOR THE WIN!" is ALWAYS a two count. -"DOUBLEYOO DOUBLEEYOO EEE" -"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME CHANGER"
And so. So many more.
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Post by Dean-o on Aug 26, 2016 23:26:34 GMT -5
"A win over (champion) tonight will put (challenger) right in like for a (title) opportunity" This line is guaranteed to be said in every non-title match.
"Put away" or "knocked off" instead of pinned/defeated/beat also drives me crazy.
BUZZWORDS. They suck.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 26, 2016 23:58:28 GMT -5
Buzzwords like NEW ERA, DEMON KING, LUNATIC FRINGE, NEW CHAMPION Anything that is said over and over and run into the ground like "HEY GUYS, THIS IS SOMETHING WE'RE TRYING TO GET OVER, SO WE'RE GONNA SAY IT OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU NEVER EVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN!!" ROMAN REIGNS!
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Post by neilc on Aug 27, 2016 0:00:33 GMT -5
When JBL says "WAH WAH WAH" or talks about black helicopters.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 0:06:17 GMT -5
I actively despise the concept of fun thanks to WWE commentary.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 27, 2016 0:16:39 GMT -5
Commentary is at its worst when they try to force things, and that's not even their fault.
WWE has become very obtuse since the Attitude Era and it shows with what the commentators are obviously instructed to say, even if it goes against the grain and is contrary to fan reactions.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Aug 27, 2016 1:05:22 GMT -5
Few things have annoyed me in the past 5 years more than "self-proclaimed Irish Lass Kicker". It's so stupid. You could just say that she calls herself "the Lass Kicker". Adding the first part just makes it an unnecessary mouthful. Just, ugh. I hate it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 27, 2016 2:14:45 GMT -5
"I was talking to (wrestler) earlier, and he/she told me (contrived character and exposition details that the writers can't be bothered actually crafting into a storyline)"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 2:51:04 GMT -5
"I was talking to (wrestler) earlier, and he/she told me (contrived character and exposition details that the writers can't be bothered actually crafting into a storyline)" And the wrestler always starts by saying, "Look..."
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 27, 2016 4:40:11 GMT -5
"This ain't ballet."
Ballet is insanely hard, and the people that succeed at ballet have insane conditioning, agility, flexibility, balance, and grace. There's a shitload of athletes (especially football players) that take ballet.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Aug 27, 2016 4:44:26 GMT -5
"Innovative offense" gets thrown around so much that it isn't innovative, just kinda offensive.
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Post by mehmonster on Aug 27, 2016 4:50:39 GMT -5
"Knocked off" instead of pinned/defeated. Sadly, it isn't just Cole who says it. Cole is the guy coaching and "producing" the new guys so he is to blame for this. You can hear Tom Phillips correct himself yo say "knocked off" as it isn't natural. At least they quickly stopped saying "he tapped him" with a submission win.
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Post by Fauxnaki on Aug 27, 2016 5:47:06 GMT -5
Ball game! Especially before the 3 count
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 27, 2016 6:53:01 GMT -5
"The face that runs the place" I prefer that to Big Match John.
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