Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 27, 2016 11:15:19 GMT -5
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! Yes, I know I'm in the minority, but I don't care. It annoyed me. I've asked that you be banned from the forum for this. I see... I'd try to say something witty, but I've already embarrassed myself enough so...
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 27, 2016 11:16:59 GMT -5
BAH GAWD!!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 11:17:14 GMT -5
"You can join the conversation by hash tagging the phrase #SixManTag."
#SixManTag #ThreeHoursAndNoRoomForSamiZayn #MessedUp #FreeTitus #MichaelColeShutTheHellUp
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Post by Long A, Short A on Aug 27, 2016 13:16:40 GMT -5
Pretty much anything an announcer has said since 02 has rubbed me wrong to some extent.
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 27, 2016 13:24:40 GMT -5
No "MANUEVER"s???
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 27, 2016 14:18:09 GMT -5
This is nitpicky as hell, but I always hated the way Cole says 'WWE'
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Post by SUN ATTACK on Aug 27, 2016 17:12:31 GMT -5
I don't know how this one has been mentioned yet but...
"I'VE SEEN [wrestler] PUT AWAY MANY SUPERSTARS WITH THAT MOVE AND HIS OPPONENT KICKED OUT" when refering to a move that isn't even that wrestlers finisher, like Cena's Stunner thing, Rollins Superplex + Falcon Arrow and stuff, everybody kicks out (which is a shame, they should win sometimes with those) of those moves, even the kids know that, no a reason to lie.
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Venti
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Post by Venti on Aug 27, 2016 22:29:37 GMT -5
This is nitpicky as hell, but I always hated the way Cole says 'WWE' DUBLEE DUBLEE EEE!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 23:03:45 GMT -5
"Anything Michael Cole says" is pretty much the best answer to this question.
That man has been terrible since the late-90's. At least now his voice doesn't crack like a teenager going through puberty anymore, but he sounds as phony, insincere, and robotic as he always has. He is Vince's ventriloquist dummy.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 28, 2016 1:24:05 GMT -5
During a multi-person match when the announcer will say "(Wrestler) has a one in (three or four or however many people are in the match) chance of winning."
Uh, that's not how odds work. It's not a lottery. It presupposes that every individual's ability is equal and evenly rated.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Aug 28, 2016 1:48:45 GMT -5
"putting the locker room on notice"
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Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
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Post by Unocal 76 on Aug 28, 2016 5:00:44 GMT -5
When JR said 'So-and-so is getting out of the ring, running like a scaled dog.'
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Aug 28, 2016 5:18:33 GMT -5
"Shoots the half"...Michael Cole, shut up. I know what that means, and you're bullshitting us 99% of the time. Josh used to be an absolute pain with this. I don't know if he still does it but I imagine he does.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2016 8:50:07 GMT -5
"putting the locker room on notice" Forgot about this one, makes the guy sound like a collection agency. I'm sure a lot of fans are trying to forget about those.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 28, 2016 9:49:56 GMT -5
During a multi-person match when the announcer will say "(Wrestler) has a one in (three or four or however many people are in the match) chance of winning." Uh, that's not how odds work. It's not a lottery. It presupposes that every individual's ability is equal and evenly rated. I just had to.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 28, 2016 9:50:52 GMT -5
When they called any dance move "twerking" EXCEPT when anyone was actually twerking.
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Post by Shy Guy on Aug 28, 2016 9:58:51 GMT -5
anytime a wrestler does a move and JBL can compare it to something that happened in the 1700's or something stupid.
just JBL. all of him.
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Post by g1megatronfan on Aug 28, 2016 10:02:53 GMT -5
Anytime a heel announcer really drools over the heel in a match. I get that they are supposed to favor the heels in the match but some take it too far. Like Cole used to do whenever there was a Miz match. You would think they were banging each other or something...lol. Or whenever Vince McMahon would do commentary during a Shawn Michaels match in the mid 90's. It sounded like McMahon was creaming his pants during those matches...like they needed to just get a room or something.
JBL was pretty bad with Seth Rollins for a while too...like he wanted shower time with him or something. Heel announcers can be behind heel wrestlers but for cripes sake tone it down some.
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Post by toodarkmark on Aug 28, 2016 10:05:37 GMT -5
JBL mocking WCW and ECW as failures. F u man.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 28, 2016 10:10:12 GMT -5
Ah, Hell, anything Micheal Cole, JBL or Jerry Lawler say.
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