Post by lildude8218 on Mar 27, 2017 18:36:46 GMT -5
Wrestlemania 30
Hey, kid, wanna shoot up and play some jazz?
D'Lo Brown?
The bass drummer looks like a guy wearing a fat suit
If Mario tried to stomp on the Rock it would look like Batista
The Lakers present Wrestlemania Triple X
Can The Hulkster drop the boas now? It's just weird
I also hated the subtle change from Hulk Rules to Hulk's Rules
Wrestlemania at the Silverdome on the WWFE Network
Why does he always say "Orndoff?"
That moment when Hulk realizes he messed up is kinda adorable
"Is he really here?" No, it's a Stone Cold hologram
In an alternate universe, Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin headlined the first ECW PPV
Michael Cole dropped a log in his pants when Rock came out
Rock completely drenched again
Hulk puckering up, he wants kisses
Hogan: Maybe I should have written "Superdome" on my arm to help me out....
They shoulda got Bruno to come out too
Peer Pressure is a bitch, let's drink
Rock is somehow drier now that's he's covered in beer
Thank heavens they're giving us a popcorn match to follow that
I never realized how much of a monster Daniel Bryan was
Stephanie looks like a sexy ringmaster
Stephanie: WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE BITCHES?!?
If this had been Skip Sheffield we would've had "YEP" chants
Cole: The Proletariat..." Me: Boar?!?
I forgot that Bryan came in with an "injury" it makes him look like a Gladiator
Kinda ironic that Bryan's arm wound up being part of what ended his career
I didn't remember this match being this long
Very nice sunset flip powerbomb
You think it's the same green tanktop or she has several?
Bryan needed a pinfall win here, a submission wouldn't have been as realistic as a blow that knocks Trips out.
Bryan no selling the slaps from Stephanie! He'll get kicked out of the locker room for that
Oh shit, the Network skipped back to Wrestlemania 2000 for some reason
Why are the Shield coming out before the other team is finished coming out?
I just realized that Kane teaming with them actually makes sense since he was kind of a member of DX
Director: Hey guys, we just realized it took us an hour to do one match, can you just hurry up and get it over with?
THAT DAMN DANNY DAVIS!
DiBiase, Duggan, Slaughter, Davis, Simmons and Steamboat. The nWo could have formed this day.
I must have been in the bathroom when that skit took place, I didn't remember Danny Davis getting dug up for an appearance
Rey Mysterio dropped down to battle royal status
More than half of these guys are actually still employed
Dolph won't even take his shirt off
Eat him?
I just said "oh shit, that's Evan Bourne" when it was Tyson Kidd
I think Kofi was supposed to land on his feet but messed up and they went with it anyway
Just once I want someone to "pass out" during the giant swing. Just suddenly you see them go limp
if Cesaro and Big Show teamed up would they be Cesar-show?
Roxxi Laveaux?
Looks like something Les Claypool would wear
I wonder if Rock/Cena vs. The Wyatt Family was ever pitched as a Wrestlemania match
Cena: Get up, you're embarrassing me. Stop it!
"Let's go Wyatt" sounds like "Daniel Bryan" and it keeps confusing me
Spider-Wyatt scared even me
"Ugly butt, effective"
Luke looks dead or drunk
Hey, Upset Taker Guy was a huge Cena fan
Cena: You're like the son I never had but always wanted
Nikki: .....
Let's hug all these people
Mr. T's mother, that's all
The Warrior thing is still a total mindf***
Brock seems to eat a lot without pooping. Unless that happens during Sleep?
Brock looks like he hurts his back every time he jumps to the apron
Remember when Undertaker beat Chris Benoit at Wrestlemania 29?
Taker: Don't let anyone know that my wife bought me a new hat
This is like the Haunted Mansion now
You lit Brock's casket on fire, how are you supposed to bury him in it now?
The crowd is so quiet during most of this match. It's like a Japanese match
Brock: Shit, caught in this hold, my punching hand and arm are free but there's nothing I can do about this
Same reversal spot twice in a row
Paul Heyman on LSD after the pinfall
Everyone screaming like something went horribly wrong off-camera
It's like a huge game of Simon Says where Simon said to put your hands on your head
CM Punk: Brock would've never beat him if I didn't soften him up last year
Layla looks like an idiot with that mask on
Blonde Rosa was a thing?
EH SCUSE ME!
Whatever the Bellas and Layla just did was awful
Nattie really thought a triple sharpshooter was gonna work?
Yeah, ref, count all 5 of them down at once, who wins then? Idiot
Oh, Aksana was still with the company? Wow
This isn'ta battle royal, you can get back in the ring, ladies
AJ just fell asleep apparently
That kid is having a fit
AJ making Naomi tap out is a great trick
Mean Gene aged 45 years since his last appearance
Orndorff wore a fake mustache to sneak into the show
Roddy: I wanna take my clothes off
Patterson just happens to be dressed as a referee
Piper sells the idea of a handshake
They skipped over Dusty even though he was next to Bruno....oh they went back
How'd they score those seats?
If I didn't know any better I'd think they were just playing a recording of this band
I wish Batista had come out playing guitar for no reason
Escaped Mental Patient Daniel Bryan
I think this needed to start with Orton attacking Bryan as soon as he got in the ring just to get some quick heat
Orton: You screwed up our Evolution 3-way match at Mania! It's all your fault!
Random Blue Blazer sign
Triple H showing up and trying to stop Bryan from winning is actually great. I laughed.
Why didn't Triple H just use Danny Davis?
Batista: Let's stop trying to win and just kill this idiot
Orton: K
That's why you always remove the monitors
Daniel Bryan used "Refuse Medical Attention" It was very effective
Bryan hits the knee on Orton and some guy covers his mouth for a solid minute
The fact that Batista tapped out for Bryan is a huge deal
Punk: See? They finally did something right and put the right guy over in the main event
HHH: You know, we were gonna originally do this with you.
Punk: F***!!!!!
Nikki: Is that his wife and kid? I'll kill him!
Brie: Nikki, I'm the one that's with him.
Jim Henson cries to end the show
Hey, kid, wanna shoot up and play some jazz?
D'Lo Brown?
The bass drummer looks like a guy wearing a fat suit
If Mario tried to stomp on the Rock it would look like Batista
The Lakers present Wrestlemania Triple X
Can The Hulkster drop the boas now? It's just weird
I also hated the subtle change from Hulk Rules to Hulk's Rules
Wrestlemania at the Silverdome on the WWFE Network
Why does he always say "Orndoff?"
That moment when Hulk realizes he messed up is kinda adorable
"Is he really here?" No, it's a Stone Cold hologram
In an alternate universe, Hulk Hogan vs. Steve Austin headlined the first ECW PPV
Michael Cole dropped a log in his pants when Rock came out
Rock completely drenched again
Hulk puckering up, he wants kisses
Hogan: Maybe I should have written "Superdome" on my arm to help me out....
They shoulda got Bruno to come out too
Peer Pressure is a bitch, let's drink
Rock is somehow drier now that's he's covered in beer
Thank heavens they're giving us a popcorn match to follow that
I never realized how much of a monster Daniel Bryan was
Stephanie looks like a sexy ringmaster
Stephanie: WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE BITCHES?!?
If this had been Skip Sheffield we would've had "YEP" chants
Cole: The Proletariat..." Me: Boar?!?
I forgot that Bryan came in with an "injury" it makes him look like a Gladiator
Kinda ironic that Bryan's arm wound up being part of what ended his career
I didn't remember this match being this long
Very nice sunset flip powerbomb
You think it's the same green tanktop or she has several?
Bryan needed a pinfall win here, a submission wouldn't have been as realistic as a blow that knocks Trips out.
Bryan no selling the slaps from Stephanie! He'll get kicked out of the locker room for that
Oh shit, the Network skipped back to Wrestlemania 2000 for some reason
Why are the Shield coming out before the other team is finished coming out?
I just realized that Kane teaming with them actually makes sense since he was kind of a member of DX
Director: Hey guys, we just realized it took us an hour to do one match, can you just hurry up and get it over with?
THAT DAMN DANNY DAVIS!
DiBiase, Duggan, Slaughter, Davis, Simmons and Steamboat. The nWo could have formed this day.
I must have been in the bathroom when that skit took place, I didn't remember Danny Davis getting dug up for an appearance
Rey Mysterio dropped down to battle royal status
More than half of these guys are actually still employed
Dolph won't even take his shirt off
Eat him?
I just said "oh shit, that's Evan Bourne" when it was Tyson Kidd
I think Kofi was supposed to land on his feet but messed up and they went with it anyway
Just once I want someone to "pass out" during the giant swing. Just suddenly you see them go limp
if Cesaro and Big Show teamed up would they be Cesar-show?
Roxxi Laveaux?
Looks like something Les Claypool would wear
I wonder if Rock/Cena vs. The Wyatt Family was ever pitched as a Wrestlemania match
Cena: Get up, you're embarrassing me. Stop it!
"Let's go Wyatt" sounds like "Daniel Bryan" and it keeps confusing me
Spider-Wyatt scared even me
"Ugly butt, effective"
Luke looks dead or drunk
Hey, Upset Taker Guy was a huge Cena fan
Cena: You're like the son I never had but always wanted
Nikki: .....
Let's hug all these people
Mr. T's mother, that's all
The Warrior thing is still a total mindf***
Brock seems to eat a lot without pooping. Unless that happens during Sleep?
Brock looks like he hurts his back every time he jumps to the apron
Remember when Undertaker beat Chris Benoit at Wrestlemania 29?
Taker: Don't let anyone know that my wife bought me a new hat
This is like the Haunted Mansion now
You lit Brock's casket on fire, how are you supposed to bury him in it now?
The crowd is so quiet during most of this match. It's like a Japanese match
Brock: Shit, caught in this hold, my punching hand and arm are free but there's nothing I can do about this
Same reversal spot twice in a row
Paul Heyman on LSD after the pinfall
Everyone screaming like something went horribly wrong off-camera
It's like a huge game of Simon Says where Simon said to put your hands on your head
CM Punk: Brock would've never beat him if I didn't soften him up last year
Layla looks like an idiot with that mask on
Blonde Rosa was a thing?
EH SCUSE ME!
Whatever the Bellas and Layla just did was awful
Nattie really thought a triple sharpshooter was gonna work?
Yeah, ref, count all 5 of them down at once, who wins then? Idiot
Oh, Aksana was still with the company? Wow
This isn'ta battle royal, you can get back in the ring, ladies
AJ just fell asleep apparently
That kid is having a fit
AJ making Naomi tap out is a great trick
Mean Gene aged 45 years since his last appearance
Orndorff wore a fake mustache to sneak into the show
Roddy: I wanna take my clothes off
Patterson just happens to be dressed as a referee
Piper sells the idea of a handshake
They skipped over Dusty even though he was next to Bruno....oh they went back
How'd they score those seats?
If I didn't know any better I'd think they were just playing a recording of this band
I wish Batista had come out playing guitar for no reason
Escaped Mental Patient Daniel Bryan
I think this needed to start with Orton attacking Bryan as soon as he got in the ring just to get some quick heat
Orton: You screwed up our Evolution 3-way match at Mania! It's all your fault!
Random Blue Blazer sign
Triple H showing up and trying to stop Bryan from winning is actually great. I laughed.
Why didn't Triple H just use Danny Davis?
Batista: Let's stop trying to win and just kill this idiot
Orton: K
That's why you always remove the monitors
Daniel Bryan used "Refuse Medical Attention" It was very effective
Bryan hits the knee on Orton and some guy covers his mouth for a solid minute
The fact that Batista tapped out for Bryan is a huge deal
Punk: See? They finally did something right and put the right guy over in the main event
HHH: You know, we were gonna originally do this with you.
Punk: F***!!!!!
Nikki: Is that his wife and kid? I'll kill him!
Brie: Nikki, I'm the one that's with him.
Jim Henson cries to end the show