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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 20, 2017 6:43:05 GMT -5
what's all this about Mike "The second season of the Walking Dead where they spend the whole time on that goddamn farm" Bennet?
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 20, 2017 8:51:34 GMT -5
I feel kinda bad. He's a fine wrestler and everything, but at the end of it all he's still Mike "Son of The Mask" Bennett. And that's terrible.
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Post by lionheart21 on Feb 20, 2017 10:37:20 GMT -5
Mike "Plain Snow Cone" Bennett Vince is gonna hire and then immediately fire you for daring to compare Snow-cones of any kind to Mike Bennett.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 20, 2017 12:36:08 GMT -5
Mike "Season 3 of Breaking Bad where they could have done a lot better but they were writing with their asses" Bennett memes are the best thing we've come up with in a while.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 20, 2017 14:39:39 GMT -5
Mike "Season 3 of Breaking Bad where they could have done a lot better but they were writing with their asses" Bennett memes are the best thing we've come up with in a while. The only fun to be had with Mike "Instagrammed The Mac & Cheese He Just Made Out Of A Box" Bennett is in slagging him. I think it's basically board-wide therapy; he's so bland that making fun of him is so disproportionately satisfying.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 14:51:42 GMT -5
It doesn't matter who's running things, one of the rules of TNA is that Mike "The most entertaining thing I've done in life was accidentally fart during a game of church bingo" Bennett has to appear at least once between every commercial break.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 15:19:20 GMT -5
The best part of this thread is that, in all the intentional ripping on Bennett, both the poster of the thread and several posters in the thread have spelled his name wrong.
Even when making fun of him is the entire focus of the thread, he isn't memorable enough to get his name spelled properly
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 20, 2017 15:25:50 GMT -5
The best part of this thread is that, in all the intentional ripping on Bennett, both the poster of the thread and several posters in the thread have spelled his name wrong. Even when making fun of him is the entire focus of the thread, he isn't memorable enough to get his name spelled properly Yea I peeped that a while ago but couldn't be bothered to change it.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2017 15:37:45 GMT -5
That's why I don't watch Impact no more. Yeah, the Hardys might do something whacky but sit through 6+ Mike Bennett segments? You on some other shit, I'll wait until stuff comes on Youtube. Why not do what I do. I DVR Impact and fast forward thru the parts that don't catch my attention.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 18:18:01 GMT -5
Mike "I eat plain white bread with a glass of water for dunking" Bennet
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 20, 2017 21:49:07 GMT -5
I wonder if when Maria retires this year, Mike "Sacramento Kings" Bennet will leave the business since he gets booked because of her.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 20, 2017 22:04:14 GMT -5
You all are way too mean to Mike "Unflavored Pedialite" Bennett.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 20, 2017 22:53:00 GMT -5
I wonder if when Maria retires this year, Mike "Sacramento Kings" Bennet will leave the business since he gets booked because of her. It'll be telling; a big part of the Mike "Less A Trophy Husband And More Of A Participation Ribbon" Bennett act is in Maria being the top female heel and all the stuff that comes with that. Maybe without Maria around even without the factor of New Japan cameramen trying to give her a colonoscopy during matches, the entire 'appeal' the office perplexingly sees in Mike "Undefeated Staring Contest Champion Because His Opponents All Fall Asleep On Him" Bennett is going to be lessened enough to depush him. Not that I totally see where the idea of making a top guy out of Mike "CDI Zelda Games" Bennett.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 23:09:54 GMT -5
Mike "I live in an apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley" Bennet
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 21, 2017 2:41:55 GMT -5
...see, now I'm kinda sad that I don't get Fight Network, because I'm slightly curious if Mike "Bread Sandwich" Bennett is really as bland as y'all say he is. Think the best way to describe it... Okay, remember that parade of random 2008 or so ECW jobbers with zero introduction and zero character who would stick around like three weeks before vanishing into the void? Okay, imagine if Gavin Spears, with his 2008 level talent and without shouting, "Ten!" all the time or anything like he does now as Tye, was a main-eventer. That's Mike Bennett. ...sadly, this doesn't help. ECW apparently aired at, like, 1 AM on a Friday night up here, so I never saw it. ...see, now I'm kinda sad that I don't get Fight Network, because I'm slightly curious if Mike "Bread Sandwich" Bennett is really as bland as y'all say he is. Best way to explain him: Think of the most bland human being on the planet. Think of the most dry, generic, charismaless being you can think of. A complete black hole that no one charismatic can escape. ...that's Eddie Edwards. Mike Bennett's the guy next to him in the pineapples. ...so he's "Just Look At Me" in human form? Damn.
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 21, 2017 4:31:25 GMT -5
Best way to explain him: Think of the most bland human being on the planet. Think of the most dry, generic, charismaless being you can think of. A complete black hole that no one charismatic can escape. ...that's Eddie Edwards. Mike Bennett's the guy next to him in the pineapples. ...so he's "Just Look At Me" in human form? Damn. At least "Just Look At Me" had some fun as a fake Randy Newman song. It gave something different to Rob Conway as a breath of fresh air. Mike "Why CAN'T I play 'Last Resort' on the way to the ring, Papa Roach speaks to me!" Bennett has nothing that unique about him.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 21, 2017 6:17:00 GMT -5
How many pages of Mike "Vanilla is way too exotic for my taste" Bennett jokes will we reach? I say 10 or so. But the joke will be run into the ground by page 2. Really I have never found Mike boring. Sure he isn't the most interesting wrestler out there. But he doesn't bore me.I also realize that my tastes in wrestling are very different than most people posting here.
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Post by 4real on Feb 21, 2017 9:07:30 GMT -5
You guys still talking about Mike 'Rude v Roberts at WMania IV is dope!' Bennett?
Cool.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 26, 2017 5:49:56 GMT -5
Can I try one:
Mike 'the car a mechanic will loan you when your actual car is put in for repairs' Bennett
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 26, 2017 12:42:37 GMT -5
That's why I don't watch Impact no more. Yeah, the Hardys might do something whacky but sit through 6+ Mike Bennett segments? You on some other shit, I'll wait until stuff comes on Youtube. Why not do what I do. I DVR Impact and fast forward thru the parts that don't catch my attention. Because not many people want to waste DVR space to record segments of Mike "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee" Bennett.
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