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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 24, 2017 17:05:25 GMT -5
If Mike "David Spade Movie Marathon" Bennet becomes champion then at least the thread will be more entertaining than his whole career.
Seriously Mike "Anime Version of Powerpuff Girls" Bennet's claim to fame is being Maria's husband
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 24, 2017 17:20:00 GMT -5
Am I doing this whole Mike "Watches porn for the acting" Bennett thing right ?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 24, 2017 23:12:07 GMT -5
Am I doing this whole Mike "Watches porn for the acting" Bennett thing right ? Yes, you correctly made fun of Mike "My Favorite 'Die Hard' Movie Is 'Live Free And Die Hard'" Bennett.
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 24, 2017 23:23:27 GMT -5
Am I doing this whole Mike "Watches porn for the acting" Bennett thing right ? Yes, you correctly made fun of Mike "My Favorite 'Die Hard' Movie Is 'Live Free And Die Hard'" Bennett. In glad I'm doing this mike "my favorite wrestler is Giant Gonzalez" Bennett thing right
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 24, 2017 23:28:37 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 25, 2017 0:10:51 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. I've seen like 2 people say that Mike "Candy Corn" Bennett is exciting. But you know, somebody probably liked the movie Gigli too. I think. Maybe.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 25, 2017 2:03:33 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. It's because he's basically a create a wrestler template with pineapples in his ass. Mike "a trip to the dentist" Bennet makes Marc Mero look successful
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 25, 2017 2:25:27 GMT -5
Yeah, as I said their options are pretty much TNA and... retirement. They wouldn't have to retire. Another company would take them, except they wouldn't be given the spotlight like they have in TNA. Maria's job would just be to hype Mike and look hot, and Mike would be either be in a tag team or midcard at best. That's pretty much why they went to TNA. Other places would/have employed them, but kept Maria as his manager/valet and paired Bennett with others. They supposedly chose TNA over trying to get into NXT because they agreed to let Maria be a character and for Mike to be a singles star. Can't fault them for having aspirations and trying to take on a new challenge, but it isn't working. Some of that's on them, some on TNA, who could book a tornado as a light breeze downwind from a paper mill.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 25, 2017 3:05:34 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. It's because he's basically a create a wrestler template with pineapples in his ass. Mike "a trip to the dentist" Bennet makes Marc Mero look successful Mike "White Chicks was amazing" Bennett is the kind of Create a Wrestler I'd make if I wanted a boring heel in my Universe.
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Post by 67 more on Feb 25, 2017 3:20:19 GMT -5
Mike "Batman vs Superman really wasn't long enough" Bennett being resigned is at least another reason for Maria to be on TV in booty shorts, so I'm not complaining.
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Post by 67 more on Feb 25, 2017 3:21:10 GMT -5
Mike "vanilla ice cream has more flavor than me" Bennett is mediocre Vanilla ice cream is f***ing delicious, take that back. Its the best flavour.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 25, 2017 3:23:54 GMT -5
...I actually kinda liked "White Chicks"...
But luckily, this isn't about me. This is about Maria and her carry-on husband, Mike "Watching two Dwarf teams in Blood Bowl" Bennett.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 25, 2017 3:51:56 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. I've seen like 2 people say that Mike "Candy Corn" Bennett is exciting. But you know, somebody probably liked the movie Gigli too. I think. Maybe. No, but I am among the dozen people to really enjoy candy corn, so boo to that name. Candy corn is too tasty to be compared to Mike "Doesn't Regret Pre-ordering No Man's Sky" Benett.
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Post by benstudd on Feb 25, 2017 4:43:05 GMT -5
I think the most hilarious thing about all the jokes we're making is, I don't think there's anyone on this forum to refute them. Like, you could pick practically anyone on the TNA or WWE roster, no matter how hated they were, and at least one person would still defend them. But I don't think I've seen anyone on this forum come to the defense of Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. Then you wouldn't believe me when I say I went to another forum when I saw that news and at least 8 people praised that re-signing. I mean who on Earth can enjoy watching Mike "the best year of my life was when I was a mascott serving beans" Bennett? I started questioning myself if It was me that had bad taste or if these people were outright insane and when you like someone like Mike "Mike Adamle was more over" Bennett, you may end up enjoying pratically anything.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 6:54:18 GMT -5
TNA sure has the right idea by heavily pushing Mike "Beverly Hills, 90210 after The Gang got out of College" Bennett
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 25, 2017 7:23:43 GMT -5
Mike "9 am Economics class" Bennett is now a gimmick here on the forums.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Feb 25, 2017 9:27:09 GMT -5
Mike "I think Australians eat vegemite with a spoon" Bennett.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 25, 2017 9:54:12 GMT -5
I was hoping for Bram and instead I got Mike "Bram would be the favorable option" Bennet instead
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 10:07:41 GMT -5
WWE must be very upset that they couldn't pry Mike "The last season of Roseanne" Bennett away from TNA
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Post by lionheart21 on Feb 25, 2017 11:42:57 GMT -5
I honestly have never seen the appeal of Mike "Seasons 1-12 of The Simpsons don't have shit on the modern-day episodes" Bennett
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