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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 25, 2017 23:44:00 GMT -5
That f***ing wedding might be worse than the first broken Hardys segment, the one with the fake baby.
The acting was worse than a high school play. I don't ever want to see Damian Sandow again in my life.
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Post by héad.casé on Feb 26, 2017 5:49:05 GMT -5
I really haven't seen much of Mike "Plain toast without the butter" Bennett but I think there's a reason he was in a tag team before TNA.
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Post by benstudd on Feb 26, 2017 6:50:55 GMT -5
That f***ing wedding might be worse than the first broken Hardys segment, the one with the fake baby. The acting was worse than a high school play. I don't ever want to see Damian Sandow again in my life. Can you believe Meltzer liked that segment? I mean WTF? Is this what people want in a wrestling show?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 26, 2017 8:51:27 GMT -5
this thred is too hard on Mike "Mike Bennett's wife Maria's husband Mike Bennett" Bennett.
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Post by Jiren on Feb 26, 2017 9:32:57 GMT -5
this thred is too hard on Mike "Mike Bennett's wife Maria's husband Mike Bennett" Bennett. dissing mike "I have less charisma than toenail clippings" Bennett is never too hard
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 26, 2017 9:46:43 GMT -5
I'm not even starting to feel bad for Mike "ER after Clooney and Edwards left" Bennett
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 26, 2017 10:16:29 GMT -5
That f***ing wedding might be worse than the first broken Hardys segment, the one with the fake baby. The acting was worse than a high school play. I don't ever want to see Damian Sandow again in my life. Can you believe Meltzer liked that segment? I mean WTF? Is this what people want in a wrestling show? I hope Dave was trolling. When the tapings occurred, there was a rumor in twitter, that a lot of the audience left because it was so bad.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Feb 26, 2017 10:37:58 GMT -5
I'm fine with them re-signing Mike "Season 9 of Scrubs" Bennett. If anyone I'd be annoyed if they re-signed the Hardys or Drew, because I want them in WWE. Exactly. Mike "My favourite Pokemon is Bidoof" Bennett can stay in TNA as long as he wants, since that means I don't have to see him anywhere else.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 26, 2017 11:50:42 GMT -5
Hopefully Mike "The 2nd Aunt Viv was better" Bennett can figure out how not to be f***ing boring
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 26, 2017 12:26:16 GMT -5
I'm not even starting to feel bad for Mike "ER after Clooney and Edwards left" Bennett In all honesty does anyone feel bad for Mike "Ice Cream Gives Me A Brain Freeze" Bennett? The answer is no.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 26, 2017 13:17:15 GMT -5
I'm not even starting to feel bad for Mike "ER after Clooney and Edwards left" Bennett In all honesty does anyone feel bad for Mike "Ice Cream Gives Me A Brain Freeze" Bennett? The answer is no. I don't even think Mike "Every Meredith Brooks song other than 'Bitch'" Bennett's family feels bad for him
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 26, 2017 14:13:12 GMT -5
I don't have anything to add on this thread about Mike "I genuinely enjoyed watching Don't Mess With The Zohan" Bennett
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 26, 2017 14:23:24 GMT -5
I came in here expecting Bram. I am very disappointed. He's signed enough times that if WWE buys them, he'll be home to keep Charlotte from being reminded she was married to a violent jerk.
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Post by wankah on Feb 26, 2017 14:46:14 GMT -5
Mike "post Carol Vorderman Countdown" Bennett, Mike "German homemade porn" Bennett, Mike "Chris Martin, motherf***ers!" Bennett.
Just wanted to chip in.
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Post by benstudd on Feb 26, 2017 14:50:47 GMT -5
I don't have anything to add on this thread about Mike "I genuinely enjoyed watching Don't Mess With The Zohan" Bennett Good God, what a bad movie that was.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 26, 2017 15:19:43 GMT -5
It's getting harder and harder to get more specific for jokes about Mike "Genuinely Prefers EDtv to The Truman Show" Bennett.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 26, 2017 17:08:45 GMT -5
Mike "Future GHC AND TNA World Heavyweight Champion" Bennett is getting paid!...
The talent has been getting paid since Anthem took over right?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 26, 2017 17:57:08 GMT -5
Way to go TNA. Locking in Mike "Huge fan of Dane Cook" Bennett to a contract. More years of mediocrity and dudebroness.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 26, 2017 18:24:15 GMT -5
Way to go TNA. Locking in Mike "Huge fan of Dane Cook" Bennett to a contract. More years of mediocrity and dudebroness. I know I'm not looking forward to seeing Mike "Saved by the Bell: The New Class" Bennett getting 10 more segments on Impact.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Feb 26, 2017 21:13:53 GMT -5
Can you believe Meltzer liked that segment? I mean WTF? Is this what people want in a wrestling show? I hope Dave was trolling. When the tapings occurred, there was a rumor in twitter, that a lot of the audience left because it was so bad. Segment was great, have to agree with Dave: paid off months worth of storylines, and delivered a rare happy ending in wrestling, something the audience wanted & got. This quote isn't mine, but it sums it up better than I ever could: "we had an honest to God segment where the heels were made the fool and the good guys won...and the crowd reacted to everyone correctly! When does that ever happen?"
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