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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Oct 30, 2006 7:53:53 GMT -5
Q-How do you kill 15 flies in one seconds A-Smack an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q-whats the difference between snormal sex and anal sex A- One makes your whole week the other makes your hole weak. Q- Why didn't Kurt Cobain drink. A- One shot will go straight to his head Q-How was Rod Hulls Funeral A- The Reception was abit crap Q-Name 2 of Rod hull's favourite fabric softeners A- Arial and Bounce A) That first one cracked me up. Well done, sir! B) Who's Rod Hull?
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Post by amsiraK on Oct 30, 2006 8:14:29 GMT -5
OK, before this continues, let's pause and remember the rules.
Keep these within those and we'll be fine.
And that includes religion, I do believe.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 30, 2006 8:22:02 GMT -5
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? Michael Jackson's ass.
What's worse than smoking pot with a baby? Making a bong out of it
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
What's small, and shiny, and blue? A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
How do you get a baby out of a tree? You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
What do you call a 30week-old preemie? An Appetizer.
How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave? Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? When it starts talking to you again.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children's playground!
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Oct 30, 2006 8:24:00 GMT -5
Here's some...
-Knock Knock! -Who's there? -Cargo! -Cargo who? -CarGo Beep Beep! ________________
-What's the difference between a cat and a frog? -Well, a cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night! _____________________________________________
-What does a Canadian call a butt? -A boot. _______
That's all. BYE!
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Oct 31, 2006 7:57:06 GMT -5
What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?
You can't gargle sand.
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TsfNugeFan
ALF
They give me Cat Scratch Fever.
Posts: 1,157
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Post by TsfNugeFan on Oct 31, 2006 8:10:20 GMT -5
What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand. That's disgusting, I think I just lost my lunch. A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?" The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you." The boy listened curiously as the geezer explained, "One day I was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'Holy crap! I've caught a whale!'" "No kidding?" pried the boy. The geezer continued, "But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid! Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..." "And?" interjected the boy. "Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'"
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,528
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Oct 31, 2006 8:58:25 GMT -5
A man approaches a 13 year old girld crying at the end of a cliff.
'What's wrong' he asks.
'The family car went over the cliff and my parents and twin brothers are dead' she cries.
The man looks over the edge and sees a burning car.
He unzips his pants and says:
'I guess you're just having a bad day'
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Post by amsiraK on Oct 31, 2006 9:37:29 GMT -5
And on that note...
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