Your most regretful meal

[Deleted]

So I bought a box of deep fried cheese curds out of morbid curiosity and they were so good I ate the whole box. Now my stomach just begun to hurt and I know it's going to be a terrible night.

[Perd]

That hobo. He really regretted asking me for a dollar.

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

I regret pizza anytime after I drink. I also usually vomit.

Probably eating a Quiznos Tuna Sandwich while watching A Clockwork Orange for the first time. Couldn't finish it. Haven't had tuna since. And anytime I smell it, I get nauseous,

[agent817]

My personal experiment in mixing different Skittles flavors, with the regular, Wild Berry, Tropical, and the Smoothie Mix flavor that they had at the time and I put them all in a bowl and ate them at once. I regret doing that. I think my sugar level was high that night.

[mcmahonfan85]

i had this one meal down in Mexico. it was the world's driest chicken wrapped in a 100 year old tortilla covered in a disgusting green sauce. for over a year the very mention of "Mexican food" would give me a migraine and make me want to throw up

[SmashTV]

I cook a meal that involves salmon fillet in chilli sauce. On holiday in the Dominican Republic, I saw Chile salmon, and mistakenly thought it was the same thing.

It's one of the few times I've left a meal barely touched in a restaurant.

[The 1Watcher Experience]

My friends and I went to Denny's around midnight and we ordered a bunch of food. We were still in high school at the time so we were happy to sit around eating and chatting so late. I ordered some pancakes and finished the whole stack. I had a feeling that I shouldn't have done that. I started sweating and feeling kind of sick. I tried to ignore it and just have a good time.

I got home and I wanted to cool off and clean up so I hit the shower. All of the sudden I'm seeing flashes. Only three colors for some reason. Red, blue and green. Over and over. I felt myself slipping out of consciousness. I thought if I could just finish rinsing off and get out of the shower I'll be ok. Nope. Blacked out. I woke up with the shower curtain wrapped around me with my head between the toilet and the sink. A few more inches in either direction and I would have busted my head open or broke my neck. My father came running in. I guess the crash woke him up. He asked if I was ok. I asked "Where am I?" He said "You're on the floor" to which I replied "Oh shit" which got a "Yeah" reaction from him. I made it to my room but not to my bed. Everything was spinning. I grabbed a pillow and a blanket and wrapped it around me on my floor and passed out cold. I woke up several hours later and used the toilet which got whatever was left of those possibly poisonous pancakes. Then I felt totally fine. I've never eaten pancakes again and I probably never will. For a few years after just hearing the word made me feel ill. That was the worst. Nothing comes close to that one.

[Baby, it’s Jes outside]

Panda Express.

[hossfan]

The chicken with broccoli and cheese pasta I ate for lunch before flying from Boston to New Orleans. It made me so sick I spent 90% of the travel time in the bathroom.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

pork belly strips that were on sale, it must have been the rind fat, 'cos it was LITERALLY coming out as a LIQUID!!!!!
oh gawd

and i was going out that very morning to start a course, so bad it was i had to cancel it!!!

big meals i can handle, just loosen the belt a bit

[Facetious]

Oct 15, 2017 5:23:52 GMT -5 The 1Watcher Experience said:

My friends and I went to Denny's around midnight and we ordered a bunch of food. We were still in high school at the time so we were happy to sit around eating and chatting so late. I ordered some pancakes and finished the whole stack. I had a feeling that I shouldn't have done that. I started sweating and feeling kind of sick. I tried to ignore it and just have a good time.

I got home and I wanted to cool off and clean up so I hit the shower. All of the sudden I'm seeing flashes. Only three colors for some reason. Red, blue and green. Over and over. I felt myself slipping out of consciousness. I thought if I could just finish rinsing off and get out of the shower I'll be ok. Nope. Blacked out. I woke up with the shower curtain wrapped around me with my head between the toilet and the sink. A few more inches in either direction and I would have busted my head open or broke my neck. My father came running in. I guess the crash woke him up. He asked if I was ok. I asked "Where am I?" He said "You're on the floor" to which I replied "Oh shit" which got a "Yeah" reaction from him. I made it to my room but not to my bed. Everything was spinning. I grabbed a pillow and a blanket and wrapped it around me on my floor and passed out cold. I woke up several hours later and used the toilet which got whatever was left of those possibly poisonous pancakes. Then I felt totally fine. I've never eaten pancakes again and I probably never will. For a few years after just hearing the word made me feel ill. That was the worst. Nothing comes close to that one.

I don't know what it is about Denny's but that place has always made me sick.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

I once ordered a shrimp platter in New Orleans. Being from the U.K. I’m used to shrimp platters being no mess, no fuss kinda affairs. This platter had whole shrimp, and I spent the next 20 minutes pulling off the legs, shells and heads.

Took me about five years to get my appetite for shrimp back.

[theironyuppie]

A Hungry Jack's (Australian Burger King) meal I had just after spending a week in hospital with sharp pain and vision loss (long story). After so long in hospital and being fully unable to see (rather than mostly), getting food poisoning was the last thing I needed, but it happened.

[Long A, Short A]

My mom couldn't buy enough old fashioned loaf, peach drink-aid, and store brand gingle ale. So, I began to hate them with a vengeance. For some reason I thought the ginger ale would taste better if I put pure drinl aid powder in the pop. I regretted that plans after a night of vomit burps and a midnight vomit session.

[Welfare Willis]

So I ordered a spicy chicken pizza. I forgot that Koreans love their food spicy! So I eat the pizza and while it went down okay (with a lot of water) I woke up in the middle of the night and shot fire from my butt for several minutes.

[Sephiroth]

The one time I had an Applebee’s nacho platter. I thought I was going to look down and see my intestines in the bowl.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

When I was in Miami and they gave me some type of salad with barbecue sauce on it

[edgestar]

Both meatloaf and tuna fish make me sick

[Deleted]

A chimichanga from El Fenix.

[msc]

Used to get sick anytime I had chicken. Turned out I was allergic to poultry meat.

I can usually stomach most types of food (pizza - lovely, curry - brilliant, most seafood - delicious etc etc). However, 26 years ago, I was in Denmark with my parents. We stopped off at this old windmill which had been converted into a cafe. So I have chicken sandwiches, because it's the only thing on the menu I can eat at the time. Already feeling a bit queasy (didn't know about the allergy then, my parents aren't monsters!) so drinking a large glass of apple juice at the same time. Now, I used to drink apple juice all the time, guzzle the stuff. This glass tasted weird, but I've always had a thing about not wasting food or drink, so I drank it all down.

I'm pretty sure now that it was actually off. Anyhow, I wont imbue you with the gory details, but yeah, worst meal ever. Even to this day, I can't stomach a drop of apple juice, and even the smell turns my stomach.

Whereas I have nearly entirely avoided chicken for 18 years or so, and it's done me the world of good. Last time I had any was actually my first Christmas with my (now) in-laws. I'd mentioned my inability to eat chicken but her family hadn't paid attention at all so served up the damn bird. Not wanting to make a scene and embarrass my girlfriend at an already fractious event, I eat the entire damn plate. And was violently ill when we got back home. That wasn't the worst meal though, as on seeing how ill I'd got trying to keep family peace, my then girlfriend asked me to marry her on the spot. We're still married!