Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 235,164
Member is Online
|
Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on May 22, 2018 1:05:05 GMT -5
Im gonna be honest, I don't know which one was the worst... All but the one from four hours ago are Golden Snowcone winners. Barring some sort of shitty miracle, this will win a Snowcone
|
|
|
Post by Cyno on May 22, 2018 1:05:07 GMT -5
That segment was sure uh, something. I don't know. There was so much wrong with it but worst of all, it was completely boring and served no purpose but maybe to make Vince McMahon giggle like the 72-going-on-13 year old manchild he is. I fell asleep during it until I saw Lashley punching one of his "sisters" while wearing the helmet.
I don't get what this accomplished at all. Before I dozed off, the crowd was DEAD. They weren't boo-ing. They weren't hijacking the segment. They were just silent. I've heard hotter crowds during Rob Conway entrances.
|
|
|
Post by bcdx97 on May 22, 2018 1:05:21 GMT -5
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm legitimately done as a wrestling fan. I can't understand how I mentally got here, but the more I dissect this, the more upset I get. Like... I'm almost crying right now because of this stupid segment. If you’re legitimately crying about this, then taking a leave of absence from this is probably something worth considering. Or maybe spend less time watching This Is Us. That always makes me weepy. (Okay I would never watch that god awful sobfest.)
|
|
|
Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 22, 2018 1:24:05 GMT -5
The premise could've worked if Zayn had hired three black actresses and gaslighted us into assuming they really were his sisters. Would've made Sami look like such a slimeball if we actually believed it for a little bit. Them obviously being guys in drag defeats the whole point.
|
|
|
Post by This Player Hating Mothman on May 22, 2018 1:29:18 GMT -5
You know if I were to write down all the possible bad things that could have happened in a segment like this I'd probably have put down all of them, but dumbass used it as a f***ing checklist. Holy shit.
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave on May 22, 2018 1:31:49 GMT -5
The fact Lashley didn't try to CUT THAT SHIT OUT QUICKER AS THE FACE, like all faces have to sit through that shit for some reason... Yeah, this always annoys me with these types of things... why do the faces wait till the end of these things to interrupt... are they seriously sitting their watching thinking... "Wait... better continue to watch to see where they are going with this."
|
|
|
Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 22, 2018 1:36:56 GMT -5
You know if I were to write down all the possible bad things that could have happened in a segment like this I'd probably have put down all of them, but dumbass used it as a f***ing checklist. Holy shit. Someone DID... Since Sami is bringing Headband Lashley’s sisters, of course they’ll either be little people(hopefully Cass isn’t around), obese people(because Vince), or Shelton Benjamin’s mama, with an outside chance of Titus and Apollo Crews in drag. Titus would have been easy to spot, getting his high heel caught in the gap between the top of the steps and the corner of the ring and falling flat on his poorly-contoured face again.
|
|
|
Post by This Player Hating Mothman on May 22, 2018 1:38:41 GMT -5
You know if I were to write down all the possible bad things that could have happened in a segment like this I'd probably have put down all of them, but dumbass used it as a f***ing checklist. Holy shit. Someone DID... Since Sami is bringing Headband Lashley’s sisters, of course they’ll either be little people(hopefully Cass isn’t around), obese people(because Vince), or Shelton Benjamin’s mama, with an outside chance of Titus and Apollo Crews in drag. Titus would have been easy to spot, getting his high heel caught in the gap between the top of the steps and the corner of the ring and falling flat on his poorly-contoured face again. @akeemresurrection is a prophet, and I move the first prophet to 100% deserve mob justice
|
|
Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
Posts: 7,951
|
Post by Lancers on May 22, 2018 1:51:55 GMT -5
I was hoping for a situation like the episode of "The Simpsons" where Springfield was getting the Olympics, but lost it to Shelbyville at the last second because of Bart's terrible comedy act. Except you replace the Olympics with FOX and Bart's act with this f***ing segment.
Just imagining FOX executives shredding the contract and doing a deal with the Shelbyville that is ROH instead would be grand.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 1:53:45 GMT -5
I've seen nothing of this but that thumbnail. That's enough to tell me this segment was unbearably awful.
|
|
mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,933
|
Post by mcstoklasa on May 22, 2018 1:55:12 GMT -5
God wrestling is shit isn’t it
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave on May 22, 2018 1:56:18 GMT -5
I was hoping for a situation like the episode of "The Simpsons" where Springfield was getting the Olympics, but lost it to Shelbyville at the last second because of Bart's terrible comedy act. Except you replace the Olympics with FOX and Bart's act with this f***ing segment. Just imagining FOX executives shredding the contract and doing a deal with the Shelbyville that is ROH instead would be grand.
|
|
mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,933
|
Post by mcstoklasa on May 22, 2018 2:01:30 GMT -5
C’mon, was this really “transphobic?” Jesus, people here love to be offended. This was just horribly lame and unfunny. Okay, I skipped through 95 percent of it, but from what I saw, they weren’t even acting like ladies. It was just crap. It wasn’t crap. It was utter shite.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 22, 2018 2:01:42 GMT -5
The fact Lashley didn't try to CUT THAT SHIT OUT QUICKER AS THE FACE, like all faces have to sit through that shit for some reason... Yeah, this always annoys me with these types of things... why do the faces wait till the end of these things to interrupt... are they seriously sitting their watching thinking... "Wait... better continue to watch to see where they are going with this." I remember when around 2000 WCW did that whole Kidman/Hogan angle and I remember Kidman calling Hogan out one night. Hogan was just walking through the back, heard Kidman on a monitor, got pissed and tossed his cup to the floor and then made his way to the ring. The difference in today's climate is that these guys should be expecting their opponents to call them out, they've got no excuses so I'm not even sure what the deal is. They know what their opponents will do, if they wanted they could stop it before it even starts. It's stupid.
|
|
|
Post by A Platypus Rave on May 22, 2018 2:04:04 GMT -5
Yeah, this always annoys me with these types of things... why do the faces wait till the end of these things to interrupt... are they seriously sitting their watching thinking... "Wait... better continue to watch to see where they are going with this." I remember when around 2000 WCW did that whole Kidman/Hogan angle and I remember Kidman calling Hogan out one night. Hogan was just walking through the back, heard Kidman on a monitor, got pissed and tossed his cup to the floor and then made his way to the ring. The difference in today's climate is that these guys should be expecting their opponents to call them out, they've got no excuses so I'm not even sure what the deal is. They know what their opponents will do, if they wanted they could stop it before it even starts. It's stupid. Especially like this where it was clearly advertised for like a week.
|
|
|
Post by jimmyjames on May 22, 2018 3:52:16 GMT -5
I didn't see it but after last weeks Raw the first thing I thought of was Mark Henry and his sister and Mark Henry and Sammie/Sammy.
|
|
|
Post by Yacht Persona on May 22, 2018 3:53:09 GMT -5
I love Lashley's new gimmick of "dead on arrival." The worst part is that Vince was probably backstage laughing his ass off.
|
|
Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
Posts: 15,819
|
Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 22, 2018 3:59:26 GMT -5
That segment was sure uh, something. I don't know. There was so much wrong with it but worst of all, it was completely boring and served no purpose but maybe to make Vince McMahon giggle like the 72-going-on-13 year old manchild he is. I fell asleep during it until I saw Lashley punching one of his "sisters" while wearing the helmet. I don't get what this accomplished at all. Before I dozed off, the crowd was DEAD. They weren't boo-ing. They weren't hijacking the segment. They were just silent. I've heard hotter crowds during Rob Conway entrances. I would LOVE to actually see the reaction of Vince backstage while shit like that is going on. There was ZERO crowd reaction. They didn't even bother trying to hijack the segment or say boring or anything. I can't imagine he was happy with it.
|
|
Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
|
Post by Jiren on May 22, 2018 4:37:50 GMT -5
I didn't find it offensive, Just shit
|
|
|
Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 22, 2018 4:44:33 GMT -5
FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T SEE IT, and that includes you @kn I see you tryin to slip away dawg. Feast your eyes, and this is a cut version. They cut Lashley happily coming out and hitting on his fake sisters in drag as well, must see stuff... Oh come on it can't be that bad, I'll just give it a little look see... *THIRTY SECONDS LATER*
|
|