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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 18, 2018 23:55:57 GMT -5
Head bee guy at Titan Towers.
(“The bee bit my bottom, brother! Now my bottom’s big!”)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2018 0:32:16 GMT -5
Parking attendant.
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Post by chazraps on Jul 19, 2018 0:37:03 GMT -5
I'd start off Raw with all the black officials and WWE personnel surrounding the ring and inside of the ring would be all the black superstars. New Day's in the middle and Big E says that Raw isn't starting until Hogan comes out so out comes Hogan and he steps inside of the ring. New Day gives a speech and then gives Hogan the mic and Hogan cuts an apology equipped with tears and in that apology he doesn't mention shit about cameras, he just says what needs to be said. After he's done he looks at the camera as he cries and apologies to all the black fans and says what he said should never be said. All the black stars either nod their head or don't nod their head, doesn't matter. The black WWE workers then leave the ring as they wait by the ramp for Hogan and he follows them to the back. Commentary is completely silent for this. Hogan is then never seen on WWE programming ever again. That's what I'd do. Perfect Put him in cardboard armor and have him walking around arenas going, "Beep Beep, I'm a Robot, Brother." Hulk Ho-bot. Also perfect. These are the only two acceptable answers.
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 19, 2018 3:49:03 GMT -5
If I have to employ him, he either works in the mail room for absolute dick or is paid to stay at home and say absolutely nothing to the press or on social media. "There is no Pepe Silvia, brother!"
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Post by doinkmark on Jul 19, 2018 3:59:51 GMT -5
I'd use him at the Performance Center. A selfless, not-wrestling-anymore Hogan could teach new wrestlers a lot. Besides that, merchandising and talking on documentaries as others have said.
If I have to use him on tv, I'd bring back Hollywood Hogan with the narrative that he was a top heel during the Monday Night War, so if fans boo, it makes sense. If they pull a WM18 again, eh, no big deal really. The Hollywood persona might help freshen up the aforementioned merch too. He'd cut as many pre-taped promos as possible to avoid fan backlash and the promo mistakes Hogan's become known for.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 19, 2018 4:28:37 GMT -5
I wouldn't. Dude has nothing to offer.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 19, 2018 15:15:05 GMT -5
Put him on the ring crew.
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Post by segaz on Jul 19, 2018 15:28:29 GMT -5
Head bee guy at Titan Towers. (“The bee bit my bottom, brother! Now my bottom’s big!”) He could refer to Gawker. The bee bit my wallet brother! Now my wallet's big! He could return as Mr America. "I forgive that Hulkster, Americans! He promises never to tell others that he hates them and others who look like them again! Won't you do the same?" Or maybe as the 'third man' with the return of Uncle Zeb and Swagger? Use his racism to generate heat. We the people indeed. Note: this HHH absoloutely HAS to lose the feud
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 19, 2018 15:29:36 GMT -5
Put him on the ring crew. He'd sue them after his back gives out carrying the ring posts.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 19, 2018 15:37:10 GMT -5
Put him on the ring crew. He'd sue them after his back gives out carrying the ring posts. Hey brother Ring posts are heavy brother. Like the time I slammed that dirty wart infested 2 ton Giant in the Super Dome. Slammed him so hard he died that night. Brother Brother Brother. But yeah ringposts are fairly heavy. That is why when it is time to set up the ring I either go set up chairs or help set up the video equipment. Let the younger people do the heavy lifting.
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Post by segaz on Jul 19, 2018 15:40:11 GMT -5
Have him say it was a misunderstanding.
Booker T called him the n word, so he thought everybody who was from Hollywood and white were also n****s. He didn't want his daughter balls deep on the casting couch brother!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 19, 2018 16:48:28 GMT -5
He'd sue them after his back gives out carrying the ring posts. Hey brother Ring posts are heavy brother. Like the time I slammed that dirty wart infested 2 ton Giant in the Super Dome. Slammed him so hard he died that night. Brother Brother Brother. But yeah ringposts are fairly heavy. That is why when it is time to set up the ring I either go set up chairs or help set up the video equipment. Let the younger people do the heavy lifting. I've only seen how a ring is set up from watching a documentary that followed Zema Ion and other dudes trying out for ROH and it's a bitch setting up the ring and then taking it down, then you have to do a f***ing inventory and every piece is heavy and from what I saw it was one guy doing the whole job and then transporting it. Mick Foley said that when he started he had to set the ring by himself, CM Punk too apparently. I would've never been able to cut it as part of the ring crew. They're the unsung heroes of wrestling. Doing all that shit takes hours.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jul 19, 2018 17:16:00 GMT -5
Put him on the ring crew. He'd sue them after his back gives out carrying the ring posts. Bullshit. Hogan’s never carried anything in his entire career.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 19, 2018 17:34:00 GMT -5
He'd sue them after his back gives out carrying the ring posts. Bullshit. Hogan’s never carried anything in his entire career. Brian Blair and Brutus Beefcake did the carrying...of weed, they were Hogan's weed carriers.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 19, 2018 17:42:41 GMT -5
do documentary commentaries and have him backstage involved with the writing/booking and watch him go crazy over the idea of having to pitch ideas to get other people over instead of himself.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 19, 2018 18:13:22 GMT -5
Hey brother Ring posts are heavy brother. Like the time I slammed that dirty wart infested 2 ton Giant in the Super Dome. Slammed him so hard he died that night. Brother Brother Brother. But yeah ringposts are fairly heavy. That is why when it is time to set up the ring I either go set up chairs or help set up the video equipment. Let the younger people do the heavy lifting. I've only seen how a ring is set up from watching a documentary that followed Zema Ion and other dudes trying out for ROH and it's a bitch setting up the ring and then taking it down, then you have to do a f***ing inventory and every piece is heavy and from what I saw it was one guy doing the whole job and then transporting it. Mick Foley said that when he started he had to set the ring by himself, CM Punk too apparently. I would've never been able to cut it as part of the ring crew. They're the unsung heroes of wrestling. Doing all that shit takes hours. Seen a few rings set up. And the only light part of it is the padding and the ropes. Around here usually the ring crew is 2 people to drive the truck. And then a few of the rookies to help set it up. Last BIW show the promoter had given some local college kids free tickets. So they helped the guy who drive the ring truck set it up. I put out 500 chairs. And then once the audio and video equipment was set up,went and sat at my table. It took right at 2 hours to get the ring up and the chairs out. But then there was only 2 people setting up the chairs. But BIW is smart. They get the ring to the building 4 hours before doors open. So they got plenty of time. Been to a few shows were when the doors open the ring is still being set up.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 19, 2018 19:06:29 GMT -5
I've only seen how a ring is set up from watching a documentary that followed Zema Ion and other dudes trying out for ROH and it's a bitch setting up the ring and then taking it down, then you have to do a f***ing inventory and every piece is heavy and from what I saw it was one guy doing the whole job and then transporting it. Mick Foley said that when he started he had to set the ring by himself, CM Punk too apparently. I would've never been able to cut it as part of the ring crew. They're the unsung heroes of wrestling. Doing all that shit takes hours. Seen a few rings set up. And the only light part of it is the padding and the ropes. Around here usually the ring crew is 2 people to drive the truck. And then a few of the rookies to help set it up. Last BIW show the promoter had given some local college kids free tickets. So they helped the guy who drive the ring truck set it up. I put out 500 chairs. And then once the audio and video equipment was set up,went and sat at my table. It took right at 2 hours to get the ring up and the chairs out. But then there was only 2 people setting up the chairs. But BIW is smart. They get the ring to the building 4 hours before doors open. So they got plenty of time. Been to a few shows were when the doors open the ring is still being set up. That's a full day of work. Then stuffing everything on the ring truck has gotta be a bitch too.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 19, 2018 19:13:37 GMT -5
Seen a few rings set up. And the only light part of it is the padding and the ropes. Around here usually the ring crew is 2 people to drive the truck. And then a few of the rookies to help set it up. Last BIW show the promoter had given some local college kids free tickets. So they helped the guy who drive the ring truck set it up. I put out 500 chairs. And then once the audio and video equipment was set up,went and sat at my table. It took right at 2 hours to get the ring up and the chairs out. But then there was only 2 people setting up the chairs. But BIW is smart. They get the ring to the building 4 hours before doors open. So they got plenty of time. Been to a few shows were when the doors open the ring is still being set up. That's a full day of work. Then stuffing everything on the ring truck has gotta be a bitch too. I can be a bitch. BIW is smart and packs their trailer a certain way. With the music equipment being the first things to come out of the trailer. And the ring being the last.Plus it helps the place they run in my town has a huge bay door. So they can back the trailer into the room the ring will be in. Also the promoter comes into town the day before the show and gets a hotel room. Mostly cause he knows after the show is over and they get the ring taken down it will be 11pm or midnight. And he doesn't want to drive 4 hours home.
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Post by grungesmurf on Jul 19, 2018 19:20:14 GMT -5
Squashed by Lio Rush on the main event of RAW. Then released.
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