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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Mar 14, 2007 18:03:36 GMT -5
I feel you on that one, bro. I work at a call center and its women galore here, and sometimes im just too damn shy to walk up and say "hi".
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Mar 14, 2007 18:20:12 GMT -5
Sometimes I really hate being a guy for the sheer fact that a lot of guys are freakin' jackasses, sexist, and mean.
And then my nice guy attitude gets crapped on because I'm a guy.
But when there's the days that I can wake up, look like crap, and not care. That's what rules about being a guy.
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Mar 14, 2007 18:23:26 GMT -5
Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust?? I actually have 38 prostates. I completely misread that as 'prostitutes'. And Boko: Quiet you.
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Post by Psy on Mar 14, 2007 18:26:48 GMT -5
I think about women constantly too. Mostly the ones I used to date. That's sad, isn't it? It isn't like "What could I have done to make things last?" so much as, "Remember that time we went to the theme park and she barfed all over me prompting us to leave early, then later that year she left me stranded at an aquarium 100 miles from home?"
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Post by chibidiablo on Mar 14, 2007 18:59:14 GMT -5
Wierd I don't think of girls all day. I feel left out
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 14, 2007 19:02:03 GMT -5
Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust?? I actually have 38 prostates. You must have to get one hell of a physical.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 19:03:28 GMT -5
Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust?? I actually have 38 prostates. Do you explode like a cow if you can't expell such a mighty quantity of....er.....juice?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Mar 14, 2007 19:17:18 GMT -5
Strangest thing--I'm a virgin, but most of the time, I couldn't care less about having sex. I'm not even that busy or anything.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
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Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Mar 14, 2007 19:21:05 GMT -5
I actually have 38 prostates. I completely misread that as 'prostitutes'. And Boko: Quiet you. Sowry.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 14, 2007 19:29:16 GMT -5
I only have enough money for ten prostitutes
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Post by catwoman on Mar 14, 2007 19:35:42 GMT -5
I actually have 38 prostates. You must have to get one hell of a physical. *sneaks into the thread...looks around...laughs hysterically...runs away*
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 19:56:34 GMT -5
At least all you horny guys have an easier time um... taking care of yourselves.. than a woman does.
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 14, 2007 19:58:43 GMT -5
At least it looks sexy when a woman commits a certain act!
Or at least it does to me.
Oh, I've said too much.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:02:45 GMT -5
At least it looks sexy when a woman commits a certain act! Or at least it does to me. Oh, I've said too much. ooooh you like to watch what time does Dorf log on ? ;D
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 14, 2007 20:04:06 GMT -5
I dunno.
And I'm severely frightened right now.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 14, 2007 20:06:22 GMT -5
At least all you horny guys have an easier time um... taking care of yourselves.. than a woman does. Taking care of ourselves, sure ... but I will go to my grave with the insistence that it is waaaaaay easier for a woman to find a willing sex partner than it is for a man. For example, ladies ... walk into a room full of 100 guys you've never met before and say the following: "I'm horny. Who wants to get laid?" I guaran-damn-tee you at least 75 of those guys will raise their hands. Now, guys, you try the same thing. I guaran-damn-tee you'll get one of the following reactions: 1) indifference 2) laughter 3) slapped in the face. "Oh, Matt, you're so full of it. It's not that easy, blah blah blah." Yeah, OK. I never ever say this, but ... PROVE ME WRONG. I bet you can't.
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Mar 14, 2007 20:07:11 GMT -5
I find this thread funny. Therefore, I give it out of a possible 5
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 20:07:26 GMT -5
At least all you horny guys have an easier time um... taking care of yourselves.. than a woman does. Taking care of ourselves, sure ... but I will go to my grave with the insistence that it is waaaaaay easier for a woman to find a willing sex partner than it is for a man. For example, ladies ... walk into a room full of 100 guys you've never met before and say the following: "I'm horny. Who wants to get laid?" I guaran-damn-tee you at least 75 of those guys will raise their hands. Now, guys, you try the same thing. I guaran-damn-tee you'll get one of the following reactions: 1) indifference 2) laughter 3) slapped in the face. "Oh, Matt, you're so full of it. It's not that easy, blah blah blah." Yeah, OK. I never ever say this, but ... PROVE ME WRONG. I bet you can't. The truth.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2007 20:12:04 GMT -5
At least all you horny guys have an easier time um... taking care of yourselves.. than a woman does. Taking care of ourselves, sure ... but I will go to my grave with the insistence that it is waaaaaay easier for a woman to find a willing sex partner than it is for a man. For example, ladies ... walk into a room full of 100 guys you've never met before and say the following: "I'm horny. Who wants to get laid?" I guaran-damn-tee you at least 75 of those guys will raise their hands. Now, guys, you try the same thing. I guaran-damn-tee you'll get one of the following reactions: 1) indifference 2) laughter 3) slapped in the face. "Oh, Matt, you're so full of it. It's not that easy, blah blah blah." Yeah, OK. I never ever say this, but ... PROVE ME WRONG. I bet you can't. Oh, it's trueREAL. It's damn trueREAL. And no, I didn't do that just to sound like Kurt Angle, I did it to agree. You speak absolute truth.
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 14, 2007 20:13:44 GMT -5
Yeah, it sucks sometimes. But, at least we get paid more.......
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