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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 14, 2007 20:18:19 GMT -5
Maybe if I bathed regularly and had a job women would be more into me.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Mar 14, 2007 20:23:54 GMT -5
My only real knock on being a man is that we're expected to do the majority of the work in the sack (and still girls complain that it's too short). Case in point, my GF's so fricken' stagnant in the sack, I feel like I'm committing necrophilia.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:28:25 GMT -5
My only real knock on being a man is that we're expected to do the majority of the work in the sack (and still girls complain that it's too short). Case in point, my GF's so fricken' stagnant in the sack, I feel like I'm committing necrophilia. what.. no endurance ?
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 14, 2007 20:29:33 GMT -5
Maybe if I'd stop praying to a poster of Mickie James, I could go out and find other, more available wimmens.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:32:00 GMT -5
At least all you horny guys have an easier time um... taking care of yourselves.. than a woman does. Taking care of ourselves, sure ... but I will go to my grave with the insistence that it is waaaaaay easier for a woman to find a willing sex partner than it is for a man. For example, ladies ... walk into a room full of 100 guys you've never met before and say the following: "I'm horny. Who wants to get laid?" I guaran-damn-tee you at least 75 of those guys will raise their hands. Now, guys, you try the same thing. I guaran-damn-tee you'll get one of the following reactions: 1) indifference 2) laughter 3) slapped in the face. "Oh, Matt, you're so full of it. It's not that easy, blah blah blah." Yeah, OK. I never ever say this, but ... PROVE ME WRONG. I bet you can't. I may have to test that eventually, but I haven't gotten THAT desperate just yet. But we weren't talking about that.. You guys have it sooo easy, hell, just shove your hand in your pocket and no one knows the difference. Drive down the road and unleash the beast.. no one can tell. The acrobatic manuvers it takes for a woman to do any of that are astounding. Doing it unnoticed.. next to impossible. You guys can just go hang out in the bathroom for a few and spackle the walls.. most women won't even sit down in a public bathroom much less attempt any of that. Oh.. is that hair gel ? ;D
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 14, 2007 20:36:28 GMT -5
Honestly...I can't wait to stop standing at half mast all the time. I WANNA STOP BEING HORNY AND SUPER INTO WOMEN ALLAH THE TIME
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Mar 14, 2007 20:41:19 GMT -5
My only real knock on being a man is that we're expected to do the majority of the work in the sack (and still girls complain that it's too short). Case in point, my GF's so fricken' stagnant in the sack, I feel like I'm committing necrophilia. what.. no endurance ? Nah, plenty of endurance, but let's see you repeatedly pelvic thrust into basically a heated corpse and see if you dig it.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Mar 14, 2007 20:43:12 GMT -5
I feel unclean after reading this post ... I think I may have to go shower and everything. ;D
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:49:08 GMT -5
I feel unclean after reading this post ... I think I may have to go shower and everything. ;D you're gonna touch yourself aren't you ... *raised eyebrow*
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Mar 14, 2007 20:57:02 GMT -5
I feel unclean after reading this post ... I think I may have to go shower and everything. ;D you're gonna touch yourself aren't you ... *raised eyebrow* Actually, no I'm not. Why, you wanna watch? ;D J/K.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:57:50 GMT -5
you're gonna touch yourself aren't you ... *raised eyebrow* Actually, no I'm not. Why, you wanna watch? ;D not if you're not gonna touch anything.. where's the fun in watching you NOT touch yourself ?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 14, 2007 20:58:09 GMT -5
You know what's awesome about being a guy? When it's winter, you can write your name in the snow.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 20:58:54 GMT -5
You know what's awesome about being a guy? When it's winter, you can write your name in the snow. *jealous*
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Mar 14, 2007 21:04:22 GMT -5
The greatest downside to being a woman must be the bathroom situation. That line is always long.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Mar 14, 2007 21:05:21 GMT -5
The greatest downside to being a woman must be the bathroom situation. That line is always long. no, PMS, Aunt Flo & childbirth are worse
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Mar 14, 2007 21:08:45 GMT -5
Another thing I hate is sexist women.
I don't mock any female issues or problems.
All I ask is equality.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 14, 2007 21:16:26 GMT -5
I don't think about em that much. go figure
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 14, 2007 21:43:46 GMT -5
I dunno what you boys are talkin bout, being a man F'in rules.
Speak for yourself buddy.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 15, 2007 8:34:28 GMT -5
Actually, no I'm not. Why, you wanna watch? ;D not if you're not gonna touch anything.. where's the fun in watching you NOT touch yourself ? Would you rather that I dress it up in a top hat, tails, and cane and make it dance? ;D
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Post by Wizard on Mar 15, 2007 8:57:49 GMT -5
Taking care of ourselves, sure ... but I will go to my grave with the insistence that it is waaaaaay easier for a woman to find a willing sex partner than it is for a man. For example, ladies ... walk into a room full of 100 guys you've never met before and say the following: "I'm horny. Who wants to get laid?" I guaran-damn-tee you at least 75 of those guys will raise their hands. Now, guys, you try the same thing. I guaran-damn-tee you'll get one of the following reactions: 1) indifference 2) laughter 3) slapped in the face. "Oh, Matt, you're so full of it. It's not that easy, blah blah blah." Yeah, OK. I never ever say this, but ... PROVE ME WRONG. I bet you can't. I may have to test that eventually, but I haven't gotten THAT desperate just yet. But we weren't talking about that.. You guys have it sooo easy, hell, just shove your hand in your pocket and no one knows the difference. Drive down the road and unleash the beast.. no one can tell. The acrobatic manuvers it takes for a woman to do any of that are astounding. Doing it unnoticed.. next to impossible. You guys can just go hang out in the bathroom for a few and spackle the walls.. most women won't even sit down in a public bathroom much less attempt any of that. Oh.. is that hair gel ? ;D That's why youre jeolous of men? I can't believe there are many people who do that in public....and others that actually wish they could!
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