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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 14, 2007 17:04:48 GMT -5
I think about women all day damn near. I think about their hair and their perfume and their butts and their breasteses. I can't get a damn thing accomplished! Even a little self-love only quells the beast for a few minutes.
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 14, 2007 17:05:36 GMT -5
What can I say, except that I'm with ya.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 14, 2007 17:06:26 GMT -5
Well, alright then.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Mar 14, 2007 17:13:27 GMT -5
You've got a point there.
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Post by wrath on Mar 14, 2007 17:15:57 GMT -5
Erm..?
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 17:17:06 GMT -5
I have to masterbate every half hour just to function.
:: Checks watch::
Now if you'll excuse me...
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 14, 2007 17:18:28 GMT -5
sorry?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 14, 2007 17:19:11 GMT -5
I don't know about you guys, but I can't think about sex and food at the same time. Thinking about sex on a full stomach just makes me queasy.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Mar 14, 2007 17:19:54 GMT -5
Erm..? You know, it's kinda difficult to make that face. If you could, you'd look like some type of mental patient.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 17:21:25 GMT -5
Sadly..I'm 29 years old and still have the libido of three 15 year olds with their first piece in front of them.
Well..maybe not sadly..but it does get annoying sometime.
And my wife walks funny sometime.
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Bedlam LadyD
Samurai Cop
Is a WSX Cupcake. BOOOOOOOM!!
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Mar 14, 2007 17:31:21 GMT -5
Those who make beasts of themselves get rid of the pain of being a man.
Which why I'm glad I was born female.
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
Posts: 15,785
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Post by The OP on Mar 14, 2007 17:33:37 GMT -5
I know what you mean. I went shopping earlier and I kept seeing all these hot girls, and I thought to myself 'I should have sex more'.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Mar 14, 2007 17:34:03 GMT -5
I'm glad I'm a man, if for nothing else than the fact that I'll never have to experience a menstrual cycle.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 17:36:37 GMT -5
I'm glad I'm a man, if for nothing else than the fact that I'll never have to experience a menstrual cycle. "I just can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die."
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Mar 14, 2007 17:37:54 GMT -5
I have to masterbate every half hour just to function. :: Checks watch:: Now if you'll excuse me... Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust??
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 14, 2007 17:42:12 GMT -5
I have to masterbate every half hour just to function. :: Checks watch:: Now if you'll excuse me... Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust?? Ok, I'll be honest with you. After reading that, my first thought was ECW's Zombie jackin it. Damn you for these mental images!!
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 17:45:46 GMT -5
I have to masterbate every half hour just to function. :: Checks watch:: Now if you'll excuse me... Damn, every half hour? What's it like at the end of the day? Are you [censored]ing dust?? I actually have 38 prostates.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Mar 14, 2007 17:47:41 GMT -5
You masturbate every 1/2 hour? Well, no wonder your dick's shriveled up (according to your name, anyway).
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Post by tommyvercetti on Mar 14, 2007 17:49:59 GMT -5
You masturbate every 1/2 hour? Well, no wonder your dick's shriveled up (according to your name, anyway). Not shriveled. Someone sore though.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Mar 14, 2007 17:58:47 GMT -5
Well, at least since you're a man, you're able to use Dial For Men, manly manly men. You're a man, yes you am.
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