Sometimes being a man really sucks

[amsiraK]

wizard said:

That's why youre jeolous of men?
I can't believe there are many people who do that in public....and others that actually wish they could!

Yeah, that's baffling me, too. Public bathrooms don't usually put one in the mood for teh sexy, do they? Or do they?

[Wizard]

In the gay community...so I've heard

[kunswwfmark]

Dealing with back hair sucks for a man, too... just throwing that out there.

[dorf]

wolfpackb said:

invaderdave said:

At least it looks sexy when a woman commits a certain act!

Or at least it does to me.


Oh, I've said too much.

ooooh you like to watch




what time does Dorf log on ? ;D

Damn, wolfie...giving my secrets out again? I thought we had an agreement...

["St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers]

mdb913 said:

Strangest thing--I'm a virgin, but most of the time, I couldn't care less about having sex. I'm not even that busy or anything.

Good to know I'm not alone.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

Think Rene Dupree and Matt Striker have it bad? Isn't it enough of an annoyance to just have to walk with a boner, never mind wrestle? I'm saying it is.

[Austin's Middle Finger]

Whenever I masturbate, I insist on using a condom.

Safe sex, people.

[Tonto Goldstein]

Sometimes women suck. And ladies, I love you for doing so.

[chibidiablo]

karisma888 said:

wizard said:

That's why youre jeolous of men?
I can't believe there are many people who do that in public....and others that actually wish they could!

Yeah, that's baffling me, too. Public bathrooms don't usually put one in the mood for teh sexy, do they? Or do they?

I have had sex in club toilets a couple of times. The surroundings had nothing to do with my mood.

[Chainsaw]

Y'know what sucks about being a dude? Sitting on your nads.

[HMARK Center]

The upsides of being a woman: easier to get a guy than it is to get a girl (it's true), and multiple orgasms.

Upsides for us: very few women would ever be caught being as lazy and unkempt as many guys like to be. Plus, we can eat 35 buffalo wings and get pats on the back for it.

Also, we're at least somewhat sane.

[chibidiablo]

hitmanmark said:

The upsides of being a woman: easier to get a guy than it is to get a girl (it's true), and multiple orgasms.

Upsides for us: very few women would ever be caught being as lazy and unkempt as many guys like to be. Plus, we can eat 35 buffalo wings and get pats on the back for it.

Also, we're at least somewhat sane.

Yeah but the guy orgasms almost every time

[amsiraK]

hitmanmark said:

The upsides of being a woman: easier to get a guy than it is to get a girl (it's true), and multiple orgasms.

Upsides for us: very few women would ever be caught being as lazy and unkempt as many guys like to be. Plus, we can eat 35 buffalo wings and get pats on the back for it.

Also, we're at least somewhat sane.

That last one I'll DEFINITELY give you. The second batch, too. The first one... not so much.

[Loki]

I wish I'd think all day about MANY girls... instead it's only ONE I have in my head, day in and day out...

Moreso, it's not about sex, but about love. 90% of the time I think about her, it's not-sexy thoughts (well, maybe I'd say not-porn thoughts)

That being said, it sucks to be a man because:

* if you're not dating someone for a long time, you're perceived as a loser
* let's not even get into the lack-of-sex issue
* you ALWAYS have to compete, in a way or another
* you can't get your way by fluttering your eyelashes...
* ... don't even think about complaining/whining/crying

It's good to be a man because:

* no Red Alert days (but you'll suffer a bit for that anyway...)
* you can be ready to go out in maximum 10 minutes, shower included
* you can wear the same clothes of your friends without getting paranoid about who looks better
* your friends won't slander (too much) behind your back
* you don't need escorting to go to the bathroom in pubs etc, and you can do it even in not-so-clean environments, dark alleys included.
* you're almost expected to act like an ass every now and then.

[Zombie Mod]

i see it's touchy-feely time on the boards again.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

So close yet so far... the motto of my life

[MoleMan]

When I read about a side effect of a drug being Low sex drive I think "Is that a bad thing?" imagine how much could be accomplished if we could turn our sex drive on and off.

[ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul]

buckyayo said:

mdb913 said:

Strangest thing--I'm a virgin, but most of the time, I couldn't care less about having sex. I'm not even that busy or anything.

Good to know I'm not alone.

I am not a virgin, and I don't get it at all. My reaction is a strong "eh." Either I'm hardwired wrong, or someone replaced my Kool-aid with Hatorade.

[The OP]

I think that's a good thing probably. Do not envy average men!

[nisi]

jackrabbitslim said:

I dunno what you boys are talkin bout, being a man F'in rules.

Yes, it does, and I am troubled by this thread. Be a gentleman, try to be a little charming, do the traditional masculine work of approaching women and not being destroyed if they reject you, and you will have much social success. Laughing it off if a girl is not into you only makes you look cooler and attracts other women.

The change I see is that a lot of guys don't want to approach women, they haven't changed from being wallflowers at the 8th grade dance, and when they do approach women they turn into such twitchy bunnies that they are lucky not to be maced. I know 32 year old guys who dated more in junior high then they do now, and they main reason is that they tried harder back then.

Man up, be flirty, approach interesting women all the time, and the odds are on your side. I was afraid grad school would mean celibacy for me, of having to explain why I was unemployed, etc, and it has been a very social time.