4real
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Post by 4real on Feb 7, 2022 14:17:13 GMT -5
From Meatloaf & Cher ‘Dead Ringer For Love’
“Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! Rock & Roll & You! Rock & Roll & You!”
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Post by zero744 on Feb 7, 2022 21:06:46 GMT -5
“Eminence front” heard as do it in the butt.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Feb 8, 2022 11:04:28 GMT -5
This one's gotta be Mandela effect, but for the longest time, I thought Jermaine Dupri said "I don't like it if it don't bling-bling" on Money Ain't A Thang.
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Post by thechase on Feb 9, 2022 6:59:32 GMT -5
Take That, "Pray"
"All I do is shine his prey"
"China's running out, you and me"
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Eunös ✈
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Feb 9, 2022 11:02:33 GMT -5
Fear Factory - New Breed
Actual Lyrics.
Born Breed Beaten, Born Breed Beaten. New Breed!, New Breed!
What I hear.
Wo-Man Beat-er, Wo-man Beat-er. Food Fight!, Food Fight! -----------------------------------------
UB40 - Rat in me Kitchen
Actual Lyrics.
I'm gonna fix that Rat that's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna fix that Rat!
What I hear.
I'm gonna Flintstone Rat, that's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna Flintstone Rat! ------------------------------------
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic.
Actual Lyrics.
Nother Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension.
What I hear.
Have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection.
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Post by thechase on Feb 24, 2022 12:46:24 GMT -5
Give me time to recess Give me time to think it through Passing through the seasick Where I cheated you I will always sit across to where But Bulk reminds me I was there So give me strength, to faces testes mine If Only I could turn back time..
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Post by rainandlava on May 6, 2022 20:24:57 GMT -5
From System Of A Down's B.Y.O.B
Misheard Lyric:
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CENSOR PORN!?"
Actual Lyric:
"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?"
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 6, 2022 21:13:44 GMT -5
Kansas "Carry On My Wayward Son"
Actual Lyric: "You will always remember, none can equal the splendor."
Misheard Lyric: "You will always remember, like an eagle with blender."
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on May 6, 2022 21:29:40 GMT -5
"I like the way you work it. No Giggity, I like to bag it up."
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Post by Paul on May 8, 2022 20:16:39 GMT -5
Okay, I admit this isn't a lyric I personally misheard but I read this on a Misheard Lyrics website and it cracked me up so I have to share it here. The song: "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette The actual lyric: It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me The misheard lyric: It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me I mean really, if someone gave me a cross-eyed Teddy Bear as a gift I'd be pretty upset too, so I guess she'd have a right to be angry.
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Post by jason1980s on May 18, 2022 10:13:42 GMT -5
Bruce Springsteen has a song called "Tenth Avenue Freezout" and all I hear is "devil devil in free way" and at the end of the song he just keeps repeating what is definately not "tenth." It definitely sounds like "devil, devil, devil, devil."
Also Taylor Swift's love story, she's defintely saying "see the lights, see the party tobogans" and "they're trying to tell me how to feel" is "the charlottes and the hatfields." No way these folks are singing what they're saying they're signing.
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Post by James Fabiano on May 18, 2022 10:32:29 GMT -5
Begins and ends with Elton John singing about "electric boobs"
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Post by animaniac on May 18, 2022 19:36:07 GMT -5
Begins and ends with Elton John singing about "electric boobs" Almost all of Levon is like this for me: -He was born a father to a pawn -How many times have you seen the sun today? -And tradition starts the family plan
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on May 18, 2022 20:08:05 GMT -5
Also on Elton John...I always heard and never questioned...
"I dont wanna go on with you like that, Mama said your boots son, you're welcome back"
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Dragonfly
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Post by Dragonfly on May 19, 2022 1:12:51 GMT -5
Begins and ends with Elton John singing about "electric boobs" Real: You know I read it in a magazine What I hear: You know I'm ready and I'm Pakistani
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Post by Duke Cameron on May 19, 2022 7:09:22 GMT -5
The Living Daylights by a-ha
The correct lyric’s “Comes the morning and the headlights fade away.” I had been hearing “Comes the morning and the candlelights fade away.”
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Post by Marvelous1LUFC on May 19, 2022 7:27:33 GMT -5
Kansas "Carry On My Wayward Son" Actual Lyric: "You will always remember, none can equal the splendor." Misheard Lyric: "You will always remember, like an eagle with blender." Another incorrect, Title is "Carry on Wayward son" not "My" for some reason
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on May 19, 2022 17:22:09 GMT -5
Kansas "Carry On My Wayward Son" Actual Lyric: "You will always remember, none can equal the splendor." Misheard Lyric: "You will always remember, like an eagle with blender." Another incorrect, Title is "Carry on Wayward son" not "My" for some reason Ahhh, it's all inclusive. For all Wayward Sons. But mid-song he's like, "Nah, f*** YOUR Wayward Sons... this is about MY Wayward Son." Kansas were volatile af
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Post by crashmatsbazz on May 20, 2022 5:11:27 GMT -5
Slipknot - Liberate my madness, or as my brain heard it "do you like banana's"
also, Kinda one, someone pointed out to me that in the Sum 41 song Fat lip, he says "the doctor told me my she should have had an abortion!" but in some version of the song it sounds like he says "the dentist told my mum she should have had an abortion"
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Post by thechase on May 20, 2022 7:42:53 GMT -5
"Three months and I'm still sober Picked on all my wings but kept the flour"
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