ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Aug 11, 2020 10:35:13 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has done this. Listening to a song and thinking you heard one thing but it was really another. The main one for me is the Stabbing Westward song "Shame". At the end of the chorus when lyrics are how can I obsess without you, for years what I heard was how can I have sex without you. Once I realized what the real words were I felt kinda silly, but I still hear the wrong lyrics when I listen to it now. How about you guys?
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 11, 2020 10:43:23 GMT -5
"Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons: "I'm... ready to rock you, ready to rock you!" "Dark Horse" by Katy Perry: "So you wanna play with my cheek" "We Belong" by Pat Benatar: "We belong to the light, we belong to the f***ers."
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Aug 11, 2020 10:48:03 GMT -5
I used to think R.E.M's The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite had the lyrics
"call me Chet Baker" instead of “Call me when you try to wake her”
Chet Baker was a Jazz musician, who they did end up referencing in a later song She Just Wants To Be
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 11, 2020 10:55:39 GMT -5
In Trippie Redd’s “Dark Knight Dummo”, lots of people think he says “I feel like Bono, I’ll chop off your arms”. It’s actually “I feel like Voldo I’ll chop off your arms”, referring to the Soul Calibur character. Bono’s not *that* crazy.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 11, 2020 11:07:07 GMT -5
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Post by mrtuesday on Aug 11, 2020 11:09:09 GMT -5
Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche And other roamer in the night
And I'm here, to remind you Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know!
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Post by thechase on Aug 11, 2020 11:14:24 GMT -5
We're several posts in and nobody's posted this yet?
Oh and
I GUESS IT RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 11, 2020 12:00:15 GMT -5
That one Jack Johnson song, I hear: Staple it together and call it bad weather....
(*pssst*)
What?
(*pssst*)
Those are the actual lyrics...good lord!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2020 12:07:29 GMT -5
I thought Bon Jovi was saying that she gives love a band aid.
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Post by minorleagueguy on Aug 11, 2020 12:10:44 GMT -5
Smash Mouth...The Story of my Life.....I heard " finally get a boat and the hobo sinks"...wtf...lol
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Aug 11, 2020 12:57:37 GMT -5
The first few times I heard Foo Fighters' "Monkey Wrench" on the radio, I thought the titular line was "f***ing Bitch."
"Don't wanna beeeeee your f***-ing bitch!"
I was in sixth grade and thinking "how are they getting this on the radio?"
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Post by koreycaskets on Aug 11, 2020 13:00:41 GMT -5
Lotsa metal lyrics but before I got Deicide's Legion cd and heard it at a friend's house I swore in the song "Revocate the Agitator". When he chants "Revocate the Agitator" over and over I swore Benton was saying "educate the alligator".
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Post by James Fabiano on Aug 11, 2020 13:10:01 GMT -5
Let me be the one to ruin everything and suggest the Mondegreens entry of TV Tropes.
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Aug 11, 2020 13:13:15 GMT -5
Jimi Hendrix. Purple Haze.
“ ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy”
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Venti
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Post by Venti on Aug 11, 2020 15:36:55 GMT -5
Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a douche And other roamer in the night And I'm here, to remind you Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know! Same for both of these, except I always heard "cross-eyed bat" lol
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 11, 2020 16:11:46 GMT -5
Lotsa metal lyrics but before I got Deicide's Legion cd and heard it at a friend's house I swore in the song "Revocate the Agitator". When he chants "Revocate the Agitator" over and over I swore Benton was saying "educate the alligator". You could probably fill several pages with Death Metal mondegreens. Doubly so with some of those deathcore pig squeal vocals.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Aug 11, 2020 16:39:13 GMT -5
Now he is hard of hearing,but until about 5 years ago my father thought the lyrics were
"All Fedexs are in Texas.That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee"
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 11, 2020 16:45:54 GMT -5
So let us stop talkin' falsely now 'Cause I was getting laid, hey!
- "All Along the Watchtower"
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Post by bogey316 on Aug 11, 2020 17:51:39 GMT -5
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her bum.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Aug 11, 2020 18:06:15 GMT -5
Play that f***ing music white boy
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