Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Dec 8, 2020 8:02:15 GMT -5
Ever since Kofi's 'Jerk Business' retort I kinda have a thirst for many more very memorable quotes like that.
Aaaaand go!
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Post by realist on Dec 8, 2020 8:10:09 GMT -5
I know that when everyone thinks of Lashley's monster push in his first WWE run, they immediately think of him calling Finlay a "bathturd." However, the first thing that popped into my mind when seeing this topic was this exchange:
Vince McMahon: "Have some respect. I'm old enough to be your uncle."
Lashley: "Yeah.... My dad's uncle."
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Post by bigfatpaulie on Dec 8, 2020 8:10:36 GMT -5
Bath turd.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Dec 8, 2020 8:11:04 GMT -5
Vince McMahon: "I'm old enough to be your uncle." Bobby Lashley: "Yeah, my dad's uncle!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 8, 2020 8:12:21 GMT -5
popcorn fart ham sandwich tater tot
And the crown jewel of lame: Y2Cheap
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,216
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 8, 2020 8:13:37 GMT -5
popcorn fart ham sandwich tater tot And the crown jewel of lame: Y2Cheap Those were all poopy.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 8, 2020 8:15:35 GMT -5
I’m laughing so hard at that Lashley line. 😂
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
Posts: 16,432
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Post by FinalGwen on Dec 8, 2020 8:22:25 GMT -5
On the less funny side, Cena saying Justin Gabriel had an "alternative way of thinking", a tired old gay joke without the conviction to actually say it out loud.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Dec 8, 2020 8:27:25 GMT -5
popcorn fart ham sandwich tater tot And the crown jewel of lame: Y2Cheap Don't forget "JBL IS POOPY" in spray paint
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 8, 2020 8:29:05 GMT -5
A lot of the Rock's 20o0-2002 stuff has aged like milk
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
Posts: 15,819
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 8, 2020 8:34:30 GMT -5
I'm sure I remember Bret Hart used to call people "punk" as if it was the most devastating insult of all time.
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Post by mrpeacock on Dec 8, 2020 8:37:40 GMT -5
John Morrison’s epic burn “Mr Ziggles”
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 8, 2020 8:39:03 GMT -5
Bischoff: How does that sound? Shelton: It sounds like your breath smells... it stinks.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 8, 2020 9:15:12 GMT -5
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. Hopefully next week YOOOU won't be around"
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,495
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 8, 2020 9:26:25 GMT -5
I'm sure I remember Bret Hart used to call people "punk" as if it was the most devastating insult of all time. I can't remember if it were Sid or Nash, but Bret called someone a "big stupid dummy" and it was so lame Icringed
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Post by dangerousdanpotato on Dec 8, 2020 9:27:45 GMT -5
A lot of the Rock's 20o0-2002 stuff has aged like milk I came in to say The Rock. The thing is, though, because he was such a great performer and did and said everything with conviction he made those absurd insults entertaining and memorable.
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gl83
Dennis Stamp
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Post by gl83 on Dec 8, 2020 9:34:25 GMT -5
popcorn fart ham sandwich tater tot And the crown jewel of lame: Y2Cheap Don't forget CM Sucks
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 9:40:33 GMT -5
I'm sure I remember Bret Hart used to call people "punk" as if it was the most devastating insult of all time. You no good HYENA!
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 9:41:26 GMT -5
A lot of the Rock's 20o0-2002 stuff has aged like milk I came in to say The Rock. The thing is, though, because he was such a great performer and did and said everything with conviction he made those absurd insults entertaining and memorable. And depending on how you think, some of his pre-2000 stuff doesn't age well either considering his targets/what he implied about his rivals.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 8, 2020 9:49:21 GMT -5
Skinny fat ass Cookie Puss
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