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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 8, 2020 13:04:07 GMT -5
Kung Pow Bitch.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Dec 8, 2020 13:32:10 GMT -5
DDP when he would insert “SCUM!” into his rival’s name. And he’d start to let the audience complete it. “HOLLYWOOD SCUM!!...” and wait for the crowd to shout “HOGAN!” Hogan had hia own retort which I can't believe lasted as lomg as it did. Hogan woild always refer to DDP as DDPeePee and then smile like he was the most clever person in the world. Hogan also always used to call Lex Luger "Flexy Lexy" for some reason.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 8, 2020 13:34:30 GMT -5
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. Hopefully next week YOOOU won't be around" Exactly what I came to post.
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 13:44:27 GMT -5
Shame this isn’t the best because that time Kurt yelled out “your mother taught me how”. So start a thread about best insults And here I am to be the wet towel and say Taz said that first in ECW. How about three letters now? C L B
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 8, 2020 13:46:24 GMT -5
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. Hopefully next week YOOOU won't be around" King’s nod and Barrett going “WTF Mate?” afterwards just completes it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 13:54:58 GMT -5
I love The Rock, but goddamn, you could probably do a whole thread just for his shitty insults.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2020 13:59:06 GMT -5
I recall briefly during the attitude era Triple H tried making "The Crock" an insult to The Rock. Made DX look f***ing playpen.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 14:00:39 GMT -5
I recall briefly during the attitude era Triple H tried making "The Crock" an insult to The Rock. Made DX look f***ing playpen. Speaking of HHH... remember when British Bulldog called him "Game Boy"?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2020 14:02:06 GMT -5
I recall briefly during the attitude era Triple H tried making "The Crock" an insult to The Rock. Made DX look f***ing playpen. Speaking of HHH... remember when British Bulldog called him "Game Boy"? Well he was bizarre...
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Dec 8, 2020 14:04:16 GMT -5
Mickie James talking about Alexa Bliss' "Biscuit Butt". It's just cringy as hell that she was commenting on her opponent's butt.
I mean yes, biscuit butt is an actual term, but it's such obscure slang, and she very easily shrugged it off by commenting before the match that she "liked her butt". So it was dumb, slightly creepy and easily no sold. There was nothing good about it.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 8, 2020 14:05:33 GMT -5
I recall briefly during the attitude era Triple H tried making "The Crock" an insult to The Rock. Made DX look f***ing playpen. Speaking of HHH... remember when British Bulldog called him "Game Boy"? And to think if he'd only called him Game Com (ala the Tiger Console) it would have turned into a devastating insult.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 8, 2020 14:14:36 GMT -5
I recall briefly during the attitude era Triple H tried making "The Crock" an insult to The Rock. Made DX look f***ing playpen. Triple H had to be the lamest guy in DX...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 14:19:51 GMT -5
Remember that Miz and MVP walking through the building promo that was really good right up until MVP called him "a monkey flinging poo" and you could just completely feel all of the energy seep out of the building at once?
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 8, 2020 14:52:59 GMT -5
I’ll just go ahead and give my go-to response to this thread:
“just because both our names end in ‘ER’ doesn’t mean I won’t send you to the ER!”
~Zack RydER to Jack SwaggER
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 8, 2020 15:02:05 GMT -5
Lamest insult that I actually enjoyed: Becky calling Ronda a little weirdo. I enjoyed that. I also enjoyed how Austin would describe literally eveything as little to make his opponent look stupid "Bring your little carcass.. up those little steps... Look at ya... Ya little t shirt... Ya little sunglasses... Does that make you proud?"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 8, 2020 15:08:07 GMT -5
Bischoff: How does that sound? Shelton: It sounds like your breath smells... it stinks. It smells like death itself took a dump in your mouth! -Alex Riley... not really an insult I guess but still something that was said to be mocking... looks like your plans went A-RY! - Also Alex Riley, who was then not allowed to have a mic for like a year. Insulting the greatness of Carvel's Alien cake at the same time! CM Sucks is worse because you know they did it so they could hijack the CM Punk chants. A little of that and CM Sucks has the same rhythm as Cena Sucks.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 8, 2020 15:09:37 GMT -5
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you. Hopefully next week YOOOU won't be around" King’s nod and Barrett going “WTF Mate?” afterwards just completes it. don't forget... next week BARRETT WASN'T AROUND.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 15:57:31 GMT -5
Probably this one or anyone who calls out the bully!
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 8, 2020 16:09:46 GMT -5
On the less funny side, Cena saying Justin Gabriel had an "alternative way of thinking", a tired old gay joke without the conviction to actually say it out loud. I just remember Justin's expression after that pretty much being "yeah, and?"
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 8, 2020 16:20:36 GMT -5
A lot of the Rock's 20o0-2002 stuff has aged like milk A lot of Rock's stuff in general has aged like milk. Which is more than can be said about the stuff he came up with during his most recent comebacks. It's like he went out of his way too see just how little effort he could put into a response and have it still trend on Twitter.
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