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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2020 9:55:44 GMT -5
Y2Cheap. Kurt Angle sounding like a ham sandwich. CM Sucks. John Cena has a dictionary full of them.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 8, 2020 9:56:41 GMT -5
popcorn fart ham sandwich tater tot And the crown jewel of lame: Y2Cheap Don't forget CM Sucks CM Sucks is worse because you know they did it so they could hijack the CM Punk chants.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2020 9:59:02 GMT -5
CM Sucks was so bad because you could tell John thought it was lame and wouldn't get over even as he said it. Definitely a Vince McMahon special.
Can't believe none of us have mentioned "Suffering Succotash" yet.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Dec 8, 2020 10:54:41 GMT -5
Literally every one the Rock ever used.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 8, 2020 10:58:57 GMT -5
“You’re a little Sufferin’ Succotash, son!”
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Dec 8, 2020 11:02:35 GMT -5
Anytime The Rock combined food, animals, and some form of genitalia into an insult.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Dec 8, 2020 11:14:19 GMT -5
I liked the fruity pebbles insult though
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 11:18:53 GMT -5
"Jackass and the Beanstalk" is pretty lame, as great as Drew is.
Seth Rollins calling Jericho "sparkle crotch."
Not sure if it counts as an insult, but AJ trying to get "Kami" over when he was feuding with KO and Sami.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Dec 8, 2020 11:24:04 GMT -5
DDP when he would insert “SCUM!” into his rival’s name. And he’d start to let the audience complete it. “HOLLYWOOD SCUM!!...” and wait for the crowd to shout “HOGAN!”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 11:30:51 GMT -5
Hogan calling The Rock a "Rockajabroni."
The Rock calling Terri Runnels "Giggle panties" before THAT promo at Backlash 2003.
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Post by DSR on Dec 8, 2020 11:42:18 GMT -5
On the less funny side, Cena saying Justin Gabriel had an "alternative way of thinking", a tired old gay joke without the conviction to actually say it out loud. Made me think of gameshow NXT season 1, where David Otunga referred to him as "Justin Gaayy-briel". So much cringe.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 8, 2020 11:50:19 GMT -5
I'm sure I remember Bret Hart used to call people "punk" as if it was the most devastating insult of all time. Those were fighting words in the 50's..
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 11:53:55 GMT -5
I'm sure I remember Bret Hart used to call people "punk" as if it was the most devastating insult of all time. Don't forget the time Bret told Austin the only reason they call him Stone Cold was because his stones are cold.
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 8, 2020 11:56:09 GMT -5
Shame this isn’t the best because that time Kurt yelled out “your mother taught me how”.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Dec 8, 2020 12:04:29 GMT -5
On the less funny side, Cena saying Justin Gabriel had an "alternative way of thinking", a tired old gay joke without the conviction to actually say it out loud. Yeah didn't even the commentators at the time talk about Justin Gabriel's "alternative lifestyle" on commentary? I guess we were supposed to believe they were referring to his love of daredevil stuff like skydiving but it always came across that they were hinting he was gay. DDP when he would insert “SCUM!” into his rival’s name. And he’d start to let the audience complete it. “HOLLYWOOD SCUM!!...” and wait for the crowd to shout “HOGAN!” On a similar note, Larry Zbyszko constantly calling the nWo "the New World Odor".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 12:44:45 GMT -5
Lamest insult that I actually enjoyed: Becky calling Ronda a little weirdo.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2020 12:47:10 GMT -5
Mostly overshadowed by " Sufferin' Succotash", but the same promo had "my bro has some donkey dung for brains" which you just knew Vince thought was a real knee-slapper.
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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2020 12:50:10 GMT -5
Shame this isn’t the best because that time Kurt yelled out “your mother taught me how”. So start a thread about best insults
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Post by Cyno on Dec 8, 2020 12:54:02 GMT -5
There are so many of them with John Cena and I say that as a Cena fan. Though I loved "JBL is poopy" because I think that was intentionally absurd.
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Post by Shark on Dec 8, 2020 12:59:05 GMT -5
DDP when he would insert “SCUM!” into his rival’s name. And he’d start to let the audience complete it. “HOLLYWOOD SCUM!!...” and wait for the crowd to shout “HOGAN!” Hogan had hia own retort which I can't believe lasted as lomg as it did. Hogan woild always refer to DDP as DDPeePee and then smile like he was the most clever person in the world.
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