🔴 Raw Thread 07/26/2021 - ASH & Lash

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Only making this thread because the show's four hours away and no one's done it so why not! Announced for tonight live from the T-Mobile Center in Kansas City, Missouri, we've got...

- Lashley responds to Goldberg's challenge
- AJ Styles & Omos defend the Raw Tag titles against the Viking Raiders

Aaaaand that's it! In fact if you click on the link to tonight's Raw preview, it's a dead link that instead just sends you to WWE.com's front page where they're for some reason talking about Punjabi Prison matches. Though we'll probably also hear from the new Raw Women's Champion! Maybe there'll also be another match or two possibly?
























_{Can Great Ace Attorney hurry up and come out please?}

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I'm hoping this RAW produces a new Photoshop thread idea. 

I'd like to see Eva Marie vs. Alexa Bliss (instead of just loving around w/ Doudrop @ Playground) and The Viking Raiders to get the W.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Will WWE try to do something big to grab people's attention due to the Olympics being on, or will it be the same show?

[Hypnosis]

Jul 26, 2021 14:56:31 GMT -5 Jedi-El of Tomorrow said:

Will WWE try to do something big to grab people's attention due to the Olympics being on, or will it be the same show?

This may be us if it's the latter:

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

Seeing reports that there's no NXT talent there tonight.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Jul 26, 2021 16:12:19 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Seeing reports that there's no NXT talent there tonight.

As in anyone there now or been there ever? Because the latter leaves us with only like Lashley, Styles and Morrison.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

All jokes aside, I’m interested in this Mansoor/Ali odd couple team that was set up last week.

[Gus Richlen Was Wrong]

Jul 26, 2021 16:12:19 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Seeing reports that there's no NXT talent there tonight.

...

...


THAT MAKES KROSS' LOSS EVEN MORE POINTLESS!!!!

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Jul 26, 2021 16:28:54 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

All jokes aside, I’m interested in this Mansoor/Ali odd couple team that was set up last week.

Hopefully it leads to Ali turning face.

[bob]

Will Lashley's ho train return?
How will we endure misery booking tonight?
Will divas pee to the delight of Celexa Bliss 54?
Will Nia Jax reinjure her hole?
Is Riddle going to smoke a bowl?
Will someone throw up on Corey Graves?
Are we going to suffer anal bleeding?
Is Goldberg going to be a mac loser and cry in Metamucil?
Will CC continue to be confused by crowds returning?


THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED TONIGHT?

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Jul 26, 2021 17:01:58 GMT -5 bob said:

Will Lashley's ho train return?
How will we endure misery booking tonight?
Will divas pee to the delight of Celexa Bliss 54?
Will Nia Jax reinjure her hole?
Is Riddle going to smoke a bowl?
Will someone throw up on Corey Graves?
Are we going to suffer anal bleeding?
Is Goldberg going to be a mac loser and cry in Metamucil?
Will CC continue to be confused by crowds returning?


THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED TONIGHT?

Will tonight be the start of a Dana Brooke singles push?

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

So, how long until Ash Ketchum f***s it up like her namesake

That boy got like one tournament win in the whole series

[Spider2024]

Jul 26, 2021 17:43:28 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

So, how long until Ash Ketchum f***s it up like her namesake

That boy got like one tournament win in the whole series

There was also that Orange League brass ring he won early on.

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

Jul 26, 2021 16:38:23 GMT -5 Gus Richlen Was Wrong said:

Jul 26, 2021 16:12:19 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

Seeing reports that there's no NXT talent there tonight.

...

...


THAT MAKES KROSS' LOSS EVEN MORE POINTLESS!!!!

Shows up on RAW on his birthday, loses to Jeff Hardy, isn't on Raw tonight.

WELCOME TO WORLD OF WRESTLING AND ENTERTAINMENT, KARRION!

[Mayonnaise]

Jul 26, 2021 17:51:08 GMT -5 Von Wagner's Brownies said:

Jul 26, 2021 16:38:23 GMT -5 Gus Richlen Was Wrong said:

...

...


THAT MAKES KROSS' LOSS EVEN MORE POINTLESS!!!!

Shows up on RAW on his birthday, loses to Jeff Hardy, isn't on Raw tonight.

WELCOME TO WORLD OF WRESTLING AND ENTERTAINMENT, KARRION!

Technically he is a member of the Raw roster now so then saying no NXT talent doesn't mean no Kross.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Nothing really jumping out with this RAW but with crowds still back it leaves interest... RAW for me had been the better main roster show until last week which I thought was a whole lotta ass... let's see how that continues

[bob]

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Jul 26, 2021 17:01:58 GMT -5 bob said:

Will Lashley's ho train return?
How will we endure misery booking tonight?
Will divas pee to the delight of Celexa Bliss 54?
Will Nia Jax reinjure her hole?
Is Riddle going to smoke a bowl?
Will someone throw up on Corey Graves?
Are we going to suffer anal bleeding?
Is Goldberg going to be a mac loser and cry in Metamucil?
Will CC continue to be confused by crowds returning?


THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED TONIGHT?

1. No
2. Lashley beats Big E, Charlotte beats NEKKEH, Ryker wins
3. VinceChair.gif
4. Yes
5. You say that like he hasn't already
6. R-Truth
7. I hope not!!
8. Probably
9. Yes

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Jul 26, 2021 17:43:28 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

So, how long until Ash Ketchum f***s it up like her namesake

That boy got like one tournament win in the whole series

They need to gimme that Digimon Vs Pokemon legit crossover so I can watch all the tears of Pokemon fans (again) as Tai stomps ash and his tiny vanilla midget of a Charizard into the ground.

[ayumidah]

It's gonna be weird going back to this after a weekend of GCW lol