coleslaw
Don Corleone
Steve Sniffs
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 18, 2023 11:32:28 GMT -5
Solo Sikoa just runs out front flipping down the ramp like Willy Wonka, hops directly in the ring, flipping Samoan Spike oh my god, Roman wins but Solo's like OKAY I GOTTA ADMIT...YOU'RE HUMOROUS f***ING STANDING SHOOTING SAMOAN SPIKE OH MY GOD. PICKS ROMAN UP. SAMOAN TOE SPIKE OH MY GOD. Solo after pinning Roman: youtu.be/I4TZOMJC5qA
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Steve Sniffs
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Post by coleslaw on Apr 18, 2023 11:34:05 GMT -5
Roman has his shoulders surgically removed so he can never be pinned
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 18, 2023 11:51:27 GMT -5
Ref bump: The Usos run in to take out Roman's opponent. After a beat down on the opponent, the Usos miss a superkick and hit Roman... Just in time for the referee to wake up and see them hit Roman and DQ the challenger.
Roman is about to be pinned after a finisher, but before the cover can be made the Usos, Solo Sikoa and Paul Heyman all shoot fire extinguishers into the air causing a gigantic cloud preventing the referee from seeing the pin. Roman then hits a spear to win.
Somebody cashes in Money in the Bank after a match, as soon as the bell rings the Bloodline run in and cause an immediate DQ allowing Roman to retain the title.
The ref is distracted and Paul Heyman slips Roman a bottle of Chloroform which Roman sprays on his forearm. He then applies a Guillotine choke rendering his opponent unconscious.
Roman is about to be pinned when the lights go out as the referee counts two. The count stops since the referee can't see for sure that Roman's shoulders are down. While the lights are still out a fire ball is thrown into the face of his challenger! (which the referee somehow still doesn't see because it's dark in there, even though the fireball creates a source of light.) Roman hits a spear to win once the lights come up.
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Apr 18, 2023 11:54:15 GMT -5
Opponent has a "if I don't win the title I can never challenge again" stipulation.
Bell rings on the big last chance title match and Reigns immediately Superman Punches the guy's balls, getting DQ'd. The opponent can never challenge for the title again. Reigns celebrates triumphantly and it's treated like he won the next night.
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Post by government mule on Apr 18, 2023 12:11:11 GMT -5
Roman has a note from his doctor saying he can't come out and play today
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Post by government mule on Apr 18, 2023 12:14:30 GMT -5
Roman’s postman interferes just as Roman is about to be hit with his opponents finisher. His Postman is now a member of the Bloodline. He also has a little cat called Jess who is now the official Bloodline Cat. Roman embraces the Postman gimmick and no-shows arenas all year, leaving a note everywhere to say he will be back in the next 2-3 working days
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 18, 2023 12:18:33 GMT -5
Roman gets pinned. HHH/Nick Khan/Steph/Otis appears on the Titantron during the celebration of a new champion, "The Corporate Board of Directors has decided that we can't afford to have any substantial changes until the merged has completed. This match will be restarted immediately."
The ref then shoots Roman's opponent with a taser and Roman pins him 1-2-3.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Apr 18, 2023 12:36:28 GMT -5
Roman is down but before he can be covered, his music hits and the giant CGI Roman starts walking to the ring. His opponents are so stunned by this technological miracle are stunned and fall over, the ref starts a 10 count which Roman beats, standing up by 8.
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by john84 on Apr 18, 2023 12:41:25 GMT -5
Roman spears them, doesn't bother to go for the pin but the ref counts the three anyway and he retains because he's now the booker ala Nash.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2023 13:42:20 GMT -5
Roman loses, but he pulls a magic remote control out of his pants and rewinds the match like in the movie 'Funny Games' and ends up winning.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 18, 2023 13:42:59 GMT -5
Eye poke
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2023 13:52:13 GMT -5
Roman uses a Gameshark to cheat and store infinite Smackdown Finishers and just keeps pressing L1 repeatedly
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 18, 2023 13:52:33 GMT -5
Roman takes a month off and comes back as the master of the most deadliest move in all of wrestling, the one move that all wrestlers fear, one move that only one other wrestler has been able to master.... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}ARMBAR! and no one has a defense against it.
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clc
Don Corleone
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Post by clc on Apr 18, 2023 13:55:30 GMT -5
It's the year 2073. Roman is 87 years old and still the reigning defending WWE Universal Champion. The Rock has finally agreed to face him at Wrestlemania in a no holds barred match. The fans think this is finally the end of the Bloodline! The Rock wrestles the entire match by bumping into Roman with his scooter. He even takes out the Usos! Roman is about to lose. The Rock goes for a headbutt and the force of two Samoans clashing heads opens up a rip in the fabric of spacetime. The ref is out cold from the impact. A 38 year old Roman appears from the wormhole and trades places with his older self. He spears the Rock off his scooter and goes for the pin. A new ref jet packs in and makes the 3 count. Heyman-bot 2000 grabs the microphone and declares the winner, "AND STILL your reigning defending Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, the Tribal Chief Roman Reigns!"
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Post by Andee9001 on Apr 18, 2023 14:16:43 GMT -5
Roman is about to lose when Heyman sets off a gender reveal party causing the arena to catch fire and the match gets thrown out.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 18, 2023 14:18:43 GMT -5
Roman takes a month off and comes back as the master of the most deadliest move in all of wrestling, the one move that all wrestlers fear, one move that only one other wrestler has been able to master.... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}ARMBAR! and no one has a defense against it. I thought the spoiler was going to be this:
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Post by Cyno on Apr 18, 2023 14:24:34 GMT -5
Ref Bump, Usos try to interfere but face buddies attack them with chairs. Solo tries to interfere from another angle, but the challenger is ready for this and attacks him only for Roman to attack him unawares from behind. While outside the ring, Roman and Solo duct tape the challenger's hands to the post. Ref wakes up, sees the challenger bound to the outside, but since he can't assume anything, begins a count. Ref reaches 10 and Roman wins via count-out. Challenger wonders how Roman could stoop so low.
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Apr 18, 2023 14:27:52 GMT -5
Roman is down and being pinned. Just as the referee's hand is about to hit the mat for the third time to make his loss official, Paul Heyman presses a button and the floor below the ring collapses, sending the ring mat into a free fall down.
Unbeknownst to everyone, Solo Sikoa attached a rope to the referee earlier in the match. The ring falls through the floor but the ref is left hanging in the air where he can't reach the mat anymore to count the three.
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Apr 18, 2023 14:35:27 GMT -5
Roman presses the enter key three times on a keyboard and his mind is transferred to an NES cartridge, because that is how computer works. He then has all the Konami Code at his disposal and it's Pizza Time.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Apr 18, 2023 14:40:37 GMT -5
Roman is down for the count but it turns out the pin is invalid as the ref’s license just expired and it’s ruled a no contest.
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