schma
Hank Scorpio
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Post by schma on Aug 6, 2023 12:57:55 GMT -5
I honestly can’t remember but how many times has Heyman actually assisted Roman in any of his wins? Doesn’t seem like much maybe once or twice? Im talking physically involved. I’m surprised he didn’t have some sort of ref interference in the Roman / Jey match. It's always Solo and/or the Usos taking advantage of a ref bump. This shit has become so paint by numbers.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Aug 6, 2023 13:00:32 GMT -5
The ref is down and Roman is about to be defeated when here comes the SAMOAN NATIONAL RUGBY TEAM TO BEAT SOME ASS
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legendkiller1985
Don Corleone
If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice
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Post by legendkiller1985 on Aug 6, 2023 14:19:49 GMT -5
R2, R2, L1, R2, left, Down, Right Up, Left, Down, Right, Up and R2 R2 L1 R2 up down up down up down
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Aug 6, 2023 20:00:36 GMT -5
The ref is down and Roman is about to be defeated when here comes the SAMOAN NATIONAL RUGBY TEAM TO BEAT SOME ASS At this point I would welcome that with open arms. It would be better than: Jey, Jey, Jey, Usos, Usos, Usos, Usos, Usos, Solo, Solo and Usos, Solo and Usos, Solo, Solo, Solo and Usos, Solo, Solo, Solo, Solo, Solo, Solo and Jimmy...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 7, 2023 9:53:55 GMT -5
Roman loses, but grabs the mic and states that the Feng Shui of the arena was slightly off and demands the match be restarted. Out of nowhere, a Taoist Monk shows up and agrees with Roman. While the opponent is still confused, Roman rolls him up for the win. The Monk rips off his mask to reveal he was Jimmy Uso all along.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 7, 2023 10:56:17 GMT -5
The scene: Royal Rumble 2024 The match: Jimmy vs. Jey vs. Roman vs. Solo Sikoa in a Tribal Ancestor's Fatal Four Way Mortal Kombat Match sponsored by Mortal Kombat 1.
After a brutal 25 minute war featuring Jey Uso crying a record six times, he scores a huge splash on Roman. Just when you think the match is over, the lights go out. When they go back on, there's a mysterious figure in a hooded sweatshirt standing in the ring. Everyone is down but Roman. Roman stacks and pins all three of his family members to win the match.
After the match is over, the hooded figure takes off his sweatshirt to reveal Madcap Moss with a tribal tattoo. But, you see, this isn't just Madcap Moss anymore.
This is in fact, Roman's long lost cousin...DUO USO.
Roman and Duo run roughshod over WWE until 2035 when Jey Uso's son beats Roman Reigns in a Tribal Council War of the Roses match. Don't ask me what it is. Beats me.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 7, 2023 13:09:44 GMT -5
Roman gets taken by the dark powers to Ravenloft as a new Dark Lord who always wins but is now surrounded by people uninterested in acknowledging him as Tribal Chief forever.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 8, 2023 14:32:12 GMT -5
Turns out that 'Roman Reigns' was actually the dude from Riot Control all this time! Same for 'Jon Moxley' in AEW, that was the other guy from Riot Control! Riot Control has bamboozled the entire wrestling universe!
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