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Post by cassonova on Apr 23, 2023 22:40:59 GMT -5
During the match, the Usos distract the referee, allowing Roman to pull the tag rope and drop an anvil on his opponent's head.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Apr 23, 2023 22:48:49 GMT -5
During the match, the Usos distract the referee, allowing Roman to pull the tag rope and drop an anvil on his opponent's head. Sufferin' succotash!
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Post by government mule on Apr 24, 2023 7:30:00 GMT -5
When the opponent is distracted, Reigns selects 'Cardboard Box' from his inventory. Suddenly a box appears as if by magic with the words HELIPAD and Reigns hides beneath.
Opponent turns around, sees the box and looks quizzical. After staring at it they then proclaim 'Its just a box' and motions for the box to be removed out of the ring. The box magically grows legs and runs out of the ring as the opponent wonders 'Huh?!'
Everyone is confused as the ref calls a countout. Roman then suddenly appears from the box as his opponent yells 'Reigns? What's happening? Reigns? REIIIIGGNNNS!'
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 24, 2023 9:37:04 GMT -5
Heyman holds up a poster of a 40's pinup model, and the opponent turns into a cartoon wolf with his tongue falling to the mat and his eyes bugging out of his head.
Roman easily hits the Superman punch for the win.
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Post by SneakMan on Apr 24, 2023 12:20:40 GMT -5
Roman's opponent has him dead to rights - with the Bloodline neutralized, his opponent hits three finishers sequentially and finally, the reign of the Tribal Chief is over.
But wait! Paul Heyman has a microphone. He says that Roman Reigns is a sovereign citizen, and is therefore not bound by the governing laws of the United States, and is similarly not bound by the rules and regulations of WWE as they are an American company. Roman's opponent begins to argue with Heyman, who replies " I do not wish to create joinder with you."
In the midst of this confusion, Solo Sikoa recovers and hits the Samoan Spike on Reigns' opponent. Reigns hits the spear; 1, 2, 3.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 24, 2023 12:34:33 GMT -5
Twin magic swap with Jason Momoa
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 24, 2023 12:41:56 GMT -5
Roman is cowering against the turnbuckle, his opponent leering over him. But just before the finishing blow can be landed, Roman takes inspiration from the "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" cartoon and simply points to a spot behind the opponent and says "I'm over there."
His opponent turns around allowing Roman the opportunity to hit the spear for the win.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Apr 24, 2023 12:54:45 GMT -5
due to Roman auditioning for a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film he starts asking for "parley" mid match and using it as a way to gain an advantage over his opponents.
he challenges his opponents to "1v1 him" on the rust map on cod: mw intentionally forgetting he has every cheat available on the game installed and wins easily.
taking a lesson from Nakamura's first heel turn on the main roster, his new finishing move "dick kick" is an instant k.o. after convincing vince it'll be funny for him to actually kick people in the dick.
he stops every match half way through to cut a pointless meandering 30 minute promo causing all his opponents to fall asleep.
he convinces A.E.W. to loan them one of their big names for six months and uses him as a substitute, cue c.m. punk dressed as roman reigns swapping in for roman for large chunks of all his matches.
as "locker room leader" he is the only one allowed access to the bathroom keys, he starts losing in a match he offers to let his opponent use the loo, they accept and run out of the ring getting counted out.
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 24, 2023 13:19:29 GMT -5
No Disqualification Street Fight
After the match spills to the outside, Roman grabs a roll of duct tape and immobilizes his opponent. Roman then throws him into the back of a truck and drives off.
Later we see the opponent sitting in a chair still taped up with Roman in the background managing a slide projector.
Roman, forcing his opponent to watch starts painstakingly going into detail regarding his trip to Branson, Missouri, giving elaborate descriptions of each slide his shows.
After about six slides, the opponent gives up. Pan out to a random referee in the background calling for the bell.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 24, 2023 13:39:20 GMT -5
Roman out of nowhere starts calling himself "The Mako Shark Roman Reigns".
After being pinned, he grabs the mic and tells everyone that the Mako Shark is a protected species in Samoa and therefore the pin is not valid.
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 25, 2023 5:29:35 GMT -5
Announce a World title match...
But it's for a new World title!
Wait...
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 25, 2023 7:31:20 GMT -5
The ref goes down and the Usos and Solo Sikoa forcibly drag the opponent to the back stage area. Suddenly Paul Heyman emerges from the back and wheels a super realistic cake art version of the opponent into the ring. Roman then spears it, breaking it in half just as the referee wakes up. The referee seeing this calls for the bell since his opponent can clearly no longer continue.
The Bloodline then proceeds to feast upon the pastry carcass of his fallen foe, shocking and horrifying the referee both believing that he was cake the whole time, and that he is watching a superstar be eaten alive.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 25, 2023 14:15:28 GMT -5
Roman offers the opponent 1,000,000 in Vietnamese Dong in order to lay down and let him pin them. The face, not being able to turn down a deal like that, lies down and is pinned.
Roman does as he promised and transfers 1,000,000 in Dong (he he) to the face, totaling a cool 42.60 in US dollars.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 25, 2023 14:33:03 GMT -5
The opponent pins Roman for the three but then Heyman gets on the mic and reveals he secretly legally changed the opponents name to Roman Reigns!
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 25, 2023 15:09:51 GMT -5
Roman's opponent pins him, but as they're celebrating with the belt, the front plate falls off and it's revealed it's really the 24/7 belt, and then THAT plate falls off and it's the Western States Heritage Title.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 25, 2023 15:33:49 GMT -5
They can create a whole new world title so he doesn't have to lose...
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Post by government mule on Apr 25, 2023 16:19:24 GMT -5
Roman Reigns does something very smart. Something HHH would have done, something any intelligent superstar would have done.
He negotiates himself into a position where he doesn't have to defend the Championship as frequentl.... oh
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Post by J is Justice on Aug 6, 2023 7:55:40 GMT -5
Just as Roman's about to get pinned, a hooded figure yanks Jey out of the ring.
It turns out to be... Jimmy!!!
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Post by DMO- on Aug 6, 2023 8:15:13 GMT -5
I honestly can’t remember but how many times has Heyman actually assisted Roman in any of his wins? Doesn’t seem like much maybe once or twice? Im talking physically involved. I’m surprised he didn’t have some sort of ref interference in the Roman / Jey match.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 6, 2023 10:30:12 GMT -5
Roman loses to his opponent clean as a whistle with no shenanigans. he immediately gets up, grabs the belt, screams "you're not the boss of me!" at the referee and continues to be champion because I guess he's right.
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