It's Time For the FAN Holiday Special!!! 🎄❄️🕎🎁

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

All right everybody, we need to stop Biff Tannen from using the dalorean to go back in time and become Santa Claus.

Also, we need to stop the Grinch from stealing Festivus.

Also, there is an octopus going around hitting people in the face with pies on Hanukkah. We should probably do something about that.

LET'S GOOOO!!!!

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Also, what’s this about delivering a talking kangaroo for Kwanzaa to these sick kids and prove this talking kangaroo exists, otherwise that evil businessman will apparently close down the orphanage?

[Sephiroth]

Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what kind of naughtiness I could be watching. I get school projects on this thing ya know!

[Celexa Bliss 54]

Don't we also have to stop the Wet Bandits from throwing all of Gotham's first-born sons off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza?

[thechase]

Heatwave!

This is my island in the sun...

[Celexa Bliss 54]

I keep seeing this weird face in my dreams, guys...

[Sephiroth]

Dec 22, 2023 7:27:58 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss 54 said:

Don't we also have to stop the Wet Bandits from throwing all of Gotham's first-born sons off the roof of Nakatomi Plaza?

Nah. Just keep them away from the mogwai and we’ll be fine.

[Bobeddy]

Listen everyone, I know Ebenezer Gruber has gotten away with the Yule Amulet and narratively we're most certainly at our lowest point.

Buuuuuuuuuut....

*Cue inspirational musical number*
*There's a little bit of a Christmas in us all*

[Perd]

It’s the Holly-days! Bob Holly bohf to take out his jobber rage on a whole host of mall Santas.

[Zombie Mod]

Dec 22, 2023 8:47:36 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss 54 said:

I keep seeing this weird face in my dreams, guys...

same, but I'm sure he told me he was "harmless".

or was it "hungry"?

may have been "hodor"

it may have been a warning about a robot hulk hogan

[Sephiroth]

Dec 22, 2023 8:47:36 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss 54 said:

I keep seeing this weird face in my dreams, guys...

He doesn’t like to feel good. He likes to feel evil.

[DSR]

I thought I was in trouble when I wound up locked in a parking garage with a handful of deranged lunatics dressed as Santa Claus, a Krampus, 4 or 5 gremlins, and a murderer who looks like but is legally distinct from the Grinch.

Luckily the real Santa Claus showed up and is a total badass and annihilated them all for me! I thought he looked kinda like David Harbour, but he says he doesn't see the resemblance.

[cosmo]

I'll come to the party as long as you can promise that Carrie Fisher will do a musical performance that she'll retain no memory of ever having done.

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

Let's ask Great Grandma what she thinks about all this!

Great Grandma: "Ong pt ptt h**bnogh wr*oul.ro sng.gh*f wrhl Chrssmasssss."

[Ultimo Gallos]

GARBAGE DAY!!!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

the coolest MOD on FAN gets to have an animated part in this
unfortunately there are no cool MODS on FAN ...
*puts on headset, watches actual porn*

[Rumble McSkirmish]

BROUGHT TO YOU BY, ILG: SELLING YOUR BODY'S CHEMICALS AFTER YOU DIE

AND BY, Li'L SWEETHEART CUPCAKES: A SUBSIDIARY OF ILG.  

[fw91]

Kiss Saves Santa 2: Lost In The New York Groove.

[Ultimo Gallos]

Dec 22, 2023 19:47:20 GMT -5 fw91 said:

Kiss Saves Santa 2: Lost In The New York Groove.

The Spin off Sequel was better

Happy Arbor Day Peter Criss

[Celexa Bliss 54]

As a holiday treat, the post-credit scene will be a snippet from FAN: The Musical.