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Post by Jaws the Shark on Jan 7, 2024 18:33:14 GMT -5
This is the most Early 00's Russo thing I've ever seen. This is where we find out that they pitched it in 2019 or something. Because, you know, wrestling.
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 7, 2024 18:33:39 GMT -5
I feel like I need a shower after reading that. The f*** is wrong with you, Russo?
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Jan 7, 2024 18:35:16 GMT -5
I always said Russo could never bring a storyline to a satisfying or sensible conclusion, but at the very least was a good idea person.
I’m f***ing sorry. I was so wrong.
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Post by Andee9001 on Jan 7, 2024 18:37:41 GMT -5
So this was meant to be porn right?
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BlackoutCreature
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jan 7, 2024 18:51:10 GMT -5
I always said Russo could never bring a storyline to a satisfying or sensible conclusion, but at the very least was a good idea person. I’m f***ing sorry. I was so wrong. He's a good idea man in that he suggests out of the box ideas that nobody else would usually think of. That doesn't actually mean that those ideas are any good.
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Post by Medium Rare, Trash Just Like U on Jan 7, 2024 18:54:16 GMT -5
I'd be a huge Homeless Heather mark, I don't care what anyone says.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 7, 2024 18:59:33 GMT -5
God I bet Q-Kumba was such a fun, tasteful character.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2024 19:04:27 GMT -5
Someone is going to have to walk me through how the Ass Pirates are leaving blue balls at elementary schools.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2024 19:06:10 GMT -5
You know, Vince Russo might be married with children, but I don't think he's ever actually had sex in his life.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jan 7, 2024 19:09:23 GMT -5
I'd be a huge Homeless Heather mark, I don't care what anyone says. homeless heather would surely have been the promotion's Sandman
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 7, 2024 19:09:55 GMT -5
The fact that Vince Russo thought butt pirates were a gender neutral concept is my favorite bit.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 7, 2024 19:11:33 GMT -5
I'd be a huge Homeless Heather mark, I don't care what anyone says. Are u the passerby who commented "nice box"
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 7, 2024 19:14:46 GMT -5
Also I hate that I can almost guarantee that Terry Springer was gonna be the GM.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 7, 2024 19:14:56 GMT -5
I wonder how long it would have taken him to make Papa Woody a champion. There is nothing in there that I read that even remotely seems like a good idea. If he actually pitched this to any TV station, they probably blocked his number after they hung up on him.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2024 19:15:55 GMT -5
Wait, I thought 'Moose Knuckle' was the male version of Camel Toe. But both Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe are women?
I think Russo finally lost me with this incongruity.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 7, 2024 19:21:28 GMT -5
*Walks into TV exec's office* "Hi, I'm Vince Russo!"
"Get out"
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 7, 2024 19:26:14 GMT -5
I'm just here to bookmark this thread so next time someone says anything defending old Vinny Ru, I can easily and efficiently direct them to this.
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Post by Medium Rare, Trash Just Like U on Jan 7, 2024 19:31:01 GMT -5
I'm just here to bookmark this thread so next time someone says anything defending old Vinny Ru, I can easily and efficiently direct them to this. Well, the one poster here who liked him deleted their account, so you may not need to do that!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2024 20:10:19 GMT -5
I do think that Fleminem would have ushered in a new boom period
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2024 20:12:57 GMT -5
*Walks into TV exec's office* "Hi, I'm Vince Russo!" "Get out" "Wait! Let me tell you about Jenny Knockersville!"
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