Vince Russo and Jeremy Borash pitched womens wrestlng show

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Saw this on redditt and knew I just had to post because it has to be seen to be believed...AND THE SHOW WAS TO BE CALLED BITCHSLAP!! 

And these are apparently some of the character outlines.

[BlackoutCreature]

"Bro, it's like GLOW, only all the girls wear cotton panties!".

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Here is a reply including eighteen words, which is eighteen more than any of Russo's stupid bullshit deserves.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

So when was this mess supposed to happen?

[bob]

any team with the name The Ass Pirates has my support

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Jan 6, 2024 18:58:09 GMT -5 El Pollo Guerrera said:

So when was this mess supposed to happen?

during the dying days of wcw and seeing as one of character pitches is named Britney Shears so somewhere between 2000 and 02 prior to TNA.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

BitchSlap, huh.

Every show is the talent taking turns slapping Russo around for an hour.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Goes Grandma Gas mean the return of the STUNT Granny? Or is that her new tag partner. In all honesty, who did he expect to play some of these roles?

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Dude I hope whatever networks they pitched this to called the police on them 

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

And I thought I was childish when I named my players Mike Hawk and Dickens Cider in MLB the Show.

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

BEASTIE ALLY WITH HER LITTLE DOG SCROAT VINCE RUSSO GO SIT IN A f***ING CORNER AND DON'T COME OUT

[Mayonnaise]

Nope. Just nope. I feel extremely dirty just reading that first character description. Not even going to try the rest.

[Gunhaver]

My guy can't even update his dumbass references. Lorena Choppit? Terry Springer?

[IgnahtaSempria]

You know, when I read the title of this thread, I thought "even if it's Russo, it can't be THAT bad, right?"

WRONG.

In fact, every entry there is actively worse than the one before. This is stuff that only Russo and maybe Vince MacMahon would find entertaining.

Now I wanna know if Russo had any specific wrestlers in mind for each part, or if he just came up with the characters and was gonna audition them.

[Fundertaker]

Jan 6, 2024 18:54:58 GMT -5 BlackoutCreature said:

"Bro, it's like GLOW, only all the girls wear satin panties!".

So worse and more desperate?

[Timeless Hayterade]

What in the f***?! These ideas put Russo on the same level as J.R. Benson.

[ace]

Sounds like the worst show I’d watch every episode of

[XIII]

1) I do NOT ever want to see Vince Russo’s internet search history.

2) Vince Russo out there booking for the incel demographic.

3) WHAT THE f***!?😂

[Super Duper Dragunov]

Okay, I hate myself for it, but I did get a chuckle out of the name "Treasure Chest".

Also, if only I could change my name to Ass Pirate....

[Zombie Mod]

that's enough internet for the year for me. thanks.