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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 8, 2024 22:47:51 GMT -5
Oh god please PLEASE let this be real and not just a well made hoax because this is amazing. This makes 2 Live Crew look like Gloria Steinem. It looks like one of his books, so...
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Post by Squirrel Master on Jan 9, 2024 0:08:26 GMT -5
Two thoughts: I wanna see Brie Bella as Camel Toe, and Yenta the Jewish-American Princess character should be played by Chelsea Green.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 9, 2024 0:32:00 GMT -5
Wait, I thought 'Moose Knuckle' was the male version of Camel Toe. But both Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe are women? I think Russo finally lost me with this incongruity. Here's the really sad part of that whole thing: Russo actually did get away with using the name "Moose Knuckles" for a wrestler. It's what TNA rechristened Mickie Knuckles during her short cup of coffee with the promotion back in 2008. Where her music and debut promo was about how much she hated bimbos... so of course they paired her up with *checks notes* the Beautiful People. Makes sense...
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 9, 2024 0:55:22 GMT -5
This is disgusting, misogynistic, abhorrent, and exactly the kind of thing that Vince Russo's warped sense of reality would think is endearing, entertaining, and would sell one iota to a normal person.
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With all that out of the way, I keep laughing at the name "The Ass Pirates" and want some team on the Indies to adapt this name and use it for good...
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Post by jimmyjames on Jan 9, 2024 4:32:06 GMT -5
First name is Toxic Shock. O.K. This is bad. Reads on and sees "Kentucky Love with Papa Woody." It can't get any worst than this. Sees Beastie Ally and her Little Dog Scroat" wanted in 48 states by the Humane Society. Oh F&%$ Russo. Seriously WTF!!
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Post by cjh on Jan 10, 2024 11:28:50 GMT -5
I'm watching the Feb. 12, 2003 TNA weekly PPV on TNA+, and Glen Gilberti (Disco Inferno) brings up Bitchslap in his promo. He told the interviewer, Goldylocks, that he might make her a Bitchslap character and named "Beastie Ally," "Moose Knuckle," and "Ku Klux Anne."
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Post by Gunhaver on Jan 10, 2024 13:56:50 GMT -5
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 10, 2024 18:09:46 GMT -5
OF COURSE THERE'S A CHARACTER NAMED KU KLUX ANNE THEY LEFT OUT OF THE BOOK OF COURSE THERE IS DUDE
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jan 11, 2024 5:40:35 GMT -5
God I've only just understood the Toxic Shock one, f***ing hell that's awful.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 11, 2024 9:06:59 GMT -5
Yep, that’s about as stupid and destined for failure as I thought it would be.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 11, 2024 10:44:48 GMT -5
It appears that Jim Cornette spent 30 minutes on his latest podcast talking about this. I'm amazed that he was well enough to record a podcast after reading it.
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Post by john84 on Jan 11, 2024 10:59:51 GMT -5
A women's wrestling show that has Vince Russo involved? That'd be so terrible!
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Post by john84 on Jan 11, 2024 11:20:51 GMT -5
Now that I've read the thread and the list of names. My thoughts are ''WTF dude?'' And I thought I was childish when I named my players Mike Hawk and Dickens Cider in MLB the Show. I thought I was childish when I was playing an old Football management game and typed in ''shit'' when searching for a player and it came up with one! You know, when I read the title of this thread, I thought "even if it's Russo, it can't be THAT bad, right?" WRONG.In fact, every entry there is actively worse than the one before. This is stuff that only Russo and maybe Vince McMahon would find entertaining. Now I wanna know if Russo had any specific wrestlers in mind for each part, or if he just came up with the characters and was gonna audition them. Knowing Russo he was probably gonna audition them. This pitched show makes Women of Wrestling look more professional in some sort of way. A women's only wrestling show in a men's leading major promotion would have been revolutionary but this atrocity? No gracias. Women of Wrestling at least has some decent matches in it. This gives me an even better sense of why Vince McMahon liked Russo so much. He’s basically writing specifically for Vince and Vince only. I'm genuinely amazed, and relieved, that Russo was never rehired to WWE after WCW died. I like to imagine he tried pitching this show to the Lifetime Network I was thinking Disney. What the f*** did I just read?! Man, Vice Russo is a son of a jackass!! Now, now. There's no need to insult jackasses. Jim Cornette would require medical attention if he read this. I think Cornette will be ecstatic. Gives him an excuse to rant and rave about his beloved Russo even more. "Worse than Heroes of Wrestling" This would have made Heroes of Wrestling look like Wrestlemania 17 in comparison This makes Extreme Women’s Wrestling look like a WWE women vs. Stardom dream show. Isn't Extreme Women's Wrestling the one where Mercedes Martinez had a feud with a Japanese woman where the loser had to be deported from the USA for a month?
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Post by cjh on Jan 11, 2024 11:36:58 GMT -5
Now that I've read the thread and the list of names. My thoughts are ''WTF dude?'' And I thought I was childish when I named my players Mike Hawk and Dickens Cider in MLB the Show. I thought I was childish when I was playing an old Football management game and typed in ''shit'' when searching for a player and it came up with one! You know, when I read the title of this thread, I thought "even if it's Russo, it can't be THAT bad, right?" WRONG.In fact, every entry there is actively worse than the one before. This is stuff that only Russo and maybe Vince McMahon would find entertaining. Now I wanna know if Russo had any specific wrestlers in mind for each part, or if he just came up with the characters and was gonna audition them. Knowing Russo he was probably gonna audition them. This pitched show makes Women of Wrestling look more professional in some sort of way. A women's only wrestling show in a men's leading major promotion would have been revolutionary but this atrocity? No gracias. Women of Wrestling at least has some decent matches in it. This gives me an even better sense of why Vince McMahon liked Russo so much. He’s basically writing specifically for Vince and Vince only. I'm genuinely amazed, and relieved, that Russo was never rehired to WWE after WCW died.I like to imagine he tried pitching this show to the Lifetime Network I was thinking Disney. What the f*** did I just read?! Man, Vice Russo is a son of a jackass!! Now, now. There's no need to insult jackasses. Jim Cornette would require medical attention if he read this. I think Cornette will be ecstatic. Gives him an excuse to rant and rave about his beloved Russo even more. This makes Extreme Women’s Wrestling look like a WWE women vs. Stardom dream show. Isn't Extreme Women's Wrestling the one where Mercedes Martinez had a feud with a Japanese woman where the loser had to be deported from the USA for a month? He was rehired. In June 2002, he was brought back to run creative. However, unlike in 1998-1999 where he and Ed Ferrara were pretty much the whole writing staff, WWE now had an entire team of writers. It was quickly decided the whole thing was a bad fit, and Russo went to TNA.
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Post by john84 on Jan 11, 2024 11:44:02 GMT -5
Now that I've read the thread and the list of names. My thoughts are ''WTF dude?'' I thought I was childish when I was playing an old Football management game and typed in ''shit'' when searching for a player and it came up with one! Knowing Russo he was probably gonna audition them. Women of Wrestling at least has some decent matches in it. I'm genuinely amazed, and relieved, that Russo was never rehired to WWE after WCW died.I was thinking Disney. Now, now. There's no need to insult jackasses. I think Cornette will be ecstatic. Gives him an excuse to rant and rave about his beloved Russo even more. Isn't Extreme Women's Wrestling the one where Mercedes Martinez had a feud with a Japanese woman where the loser had to be deported from the USA for a month? He was rehired. In June 2002, he was brought back to run creative. However, unlike in 1998-1999 where he and Ed Ferrara were pretty much the whole writing staff, WWE now had an entire team of writers. It was quickly decided the whole thing was a bad fit, and Russo went to TNA. I stand corrected.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 11, 2024 11:53:30 GMT -5
I used to call my family the "ASSHOLE" family when I played SNES Family Feud.
(Well one of the family templates had a dad that looked like Vince...)
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 11, 2024 11:54:25 GMT -5
It appears that Jim Cornette spent 30 minutes on his latest podcast talking about this. I'm amazed that he was well enough to record a podcast after reading it. I know we're not supposed to call attention to that podcast, but so help me I've gotta listen to this one. Pleasant recent memories of picking apart Russo's ideas for Shotgun Saturday Night. P.S. which one of us showed him this thread?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 11, 2024 12:07:02 GMT -5
Just out of curiosity, I listened to him talking about this. There was a lot of laughter and wondering what happened to Vince Russo during his childhood that caused him to come up with these ideas as an adult.
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Post by Hernan on Jan 11, 2024 13:33:20 GMT -5
This pitched show makes Women of Wrestling look more professional in some sort of way. A women's only wrestling show in a men's leading major promotion would have been revolutionary but this atrocity? No gracias. Women of Wrestling at least has some decent matches in it. I want to believe you're explicitly talking about current WOW and not early 2000s WOW, right?
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Post by john84 on Jan 11, 2024 13:45:33 GMT -5
Women of Wrestling at least has some decent matches in it. I want to believe you're explicitly talking about current WOW and not early 2000s WOW, right? I am.
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