🏈 Super Bowl 58: Kansas City Chiefs vs San Francisco 49ers

[Spider2024]

It's THE big championship rematch in sports. The Kansas City tribal Chiefs, the heads of the football table, face the American Ninermare, the first team Mahomes beat in his gold rush: The San Francisco 49ers. Can Purdy finish the story? Can he go from worst draft pick to first in the world?

Find out Sunday, February 11th, on CBS!

(Also Usher.)

(Also Taylor Swift.)

[sfvega]

I think the Niners are the better team, but the Chiefs are the better defense and seem to get favorable calls in the clutch. Mahomes is better than Purdy, but Purdy has a great supporting cast. Hopefully it's a close game with no shenanigans.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I hope usher shows off a nipple otherwise I don't know what I'm watching this for.

[RI Richmark]

Where's the "I don't care, I'm just watching for the commercials" option?

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

Chiefs kill ‘em. The Niners defense has been shitty, Mahomes is Mahomes, the Cheifs own the Niners. 2 score game.

[Doo Doo is Worse Than WCW 2000]

Hopefully the 49ers offense doesn't completely shit the bed and give an already excellent Chiefs defense breaks they don't need, unlike a certain bitch made team with an overrated head coach I won't mention.

[mo]

I believe in Purdy more than Garoppolo, but it’s hard to count out Mahomes. Should hopefully be a killer game either way.

[sfvega]

Also I'm hammering Chiefs +2.5 before the line moves.

[Mecca]

The Chiefs have the better QB and better defense..that usually means a win.

[J Lee O'Brien]

Abandon all hope.

Only acceptable outcome now is the locker rooms being devoured by the Springfield Mystery Spot.

[jm]

GO NINERS!!!!

The Chiefs win by double digits.

[tirtefaa]

I hope the Chiefs win big.

[Push R Truth]

The Kansas City Fightin' Swifties vs Purdymania and his Amazing Friends.

WHAT CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE POWER OF PURDYMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?!?!?

Oh wait what's that? BAW GAWD! That's the Refs music! They are cashing in the Money In the Bank! The Refs have made this a three way dance!

[Cyno]

I want to see Taylor Swift turn heel on Kelce and sack Mahomes.

[Renslayer]

I still don't trust Kyle Shanahan so I'm going with KC.

[XIII]

Jan 28, 2024 21:58:48 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I hope usher shows off a nipple otherwise I don't know what I'm watching this for.

THE NIGHT THAT USHER HUNG DONG ATOP THE NFL ARENA!!!

[Mecca]

Something I want to point out about all of this..

The era of Mahomes..he wasn't supposed to be this guy. He didn't go 1st overall, he wasn't the 1st QB taken. The Chiefs aggressively moved up for him and almost all of the draft grades were D's and F's. Buffalo thought they won that trade...all of the fans did.

[Allie Kitsune]

Jan 28, 2024 21:58:48 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

I hope usher shows off a nipple otherwise I don't know what I'm watching this for.

If Usher doesn't announce he's dating Deebo, what are we even doing here?

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Yawn. I was hoping the Lions would've won but nope instead we the most boring combination of all the teams left where I'm not going to give a crap.

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Jan 29, 2024 12:15:25 GMT -5 Cyno said:

I want to see Taylor Swift turn heel on Kelce and sack Mahomes.

Taylor Swift turns babyface after kicking Kelce in the balls and then making out with George Kittle in the middle of the field.