|
Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 25, 2024 18:09:05 GMT -5
|
|
Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
Posts: 14,373
|
Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 25, 2024 20:02:02 GMT -5
Evil Aliens is great
|
|
|
Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 25, 2024 20:05:21 GMT -5
Y'know what? You're probably the only person on the board that I'm not surprised has seen it.
|
|
Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
Posts: 14,373
|
Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 25, 2024 20:31:23 GMT -5
Y'know what? You're probably the only person on the board that I'm not surprised has seen it. 2005 or so downloaded a UK DVD rip of Tracker 3. Description was Imagine if classic era Peter Jackson made an Aliens invasion movie
|
|
|
Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 25, 2024 20:47:46 GMT -5
Description was Imagine if classic era Peter Jackson made an Aliens invasion movie It's not wrong, I'll say that much. The makers of that movie definitely saw Bad Taste and Braindead.
|
|
cosmo
Samurai Cop
Posts: 2,370
Member is Online
|
Post by cosmo on Mar 25, 2024 20:49:17 GMT -5
Back in the days when Twitch was still Justin.tv, I was in a group that would get together and watch bad movies every so often. There were the famous ones like The Room, Birdemic, Miami Connection, stuff that was the standard MST3K/RiffTrax fare. But then were three I remember, a trio of Lifetime movies that I am positive that nobody outside of that group has heard of, let alone seen.
One was Walking the Halls, a movie about a high school senior that becomes a call girl...
...then there was Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life, about a teenage boy that develops an addiction to online porno...
...and lastly, Social Nightmare, a movie starring Daryl Hannah about a teenage girl being cyber bullied.
|
|
|
Post by saneiac on Mar 25, 2024 23:40:52 GMT -5
“Lightspeed”, aka “Stan Lee’s Lightspeed”, a Sci Fi channel made for TV superhero movie from 2006. Lightspeed, a blatant ripoff of The Flash, fights Python, a blatant rip off of The Lizard. Bad casting. Bad acting. Bad FX. Really bad hero costume (it’s pajamas and swim goggles). Bad plot featuring a surprise twist heel turn that both doesn’t make any sense and doesn’t make any difference. Somehow the costume and makeup for Python is outstanding, though.
|
|
|
Post by Display Name on Mar 26, 2024 1:55:36 GMT -5
Oh, here's one I just recalled - 2017's Brigsby Bear. James (Kyle Mooney) is a twenty-something living with his "parents" (his "father" played by Mark Hamill) in an underground bunker in a vaguely post-apocalyptic world. His only real joy in life is following a Krofft Brothers-esque children's show called "Brigsby Bear". Then one day the police raid the bunker, arrest his "parents", and reveal to him that they were not his real parents but had kidnapped him from the hospital as a newborn and everything he knew about his life was a lie. James is reunited with his biological family, which includes a younger sister. As you can imagine he has a hard time adapting to the real world, only made worse when he discovers that the "Brigsby Bear" show was made by his kidnapper Dad exclusively for him and nobody else in the world has ever seen or heard of it. In an attempt to try to resolve things with his old life and move on to his new one, James comes up with a plan to film his own finale movie to the "Brigsby Bear" story with the help of his new friends and eventually his family. It's honestly a really touching and funny movie. I really recommend it. I saw it by myself on opening weekend and really enjoyed it. The following weekend, I watched it again, while on a first date with the woman whom is now my wife. Fond memories of that flick. I encourage everyone reading this to check it out. It really is a sweet, funny flick, that I don’t ever hear anyone talk about.
|
|
Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,354
|
Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 26, 2024 2:07:17 GMT -5
I’ve seen a few mentioned Evil Toons. It’s a weird one and as stupid as it sounds, but they know what it was going to be all along and went out of the way to embrace the stupid in an effort to be fun. Plus, plenty of boobs and one of the Shannon’s.
In a similar vein, how many here have seen Hamburger: The Motion Picture? To sum up the plot, a lazy hot dog is forced to get a college degree to qualify for a trust fund. He opts to go to a college dedicated to training future managers for a burger chain. It fit right in with your average sex comedy from the 80’s, only with Dick Butkis as the asshole instructor.
Another 80’s comedy was The Malibu Bikini Shop, starring Bruce Greenwood as a slacker who alongside his preppy brother inherits a bikini shop. It’s……..okay.
|
|
|
Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Mar 26, 2024 2:42:32 GMT -5
I've seen both Cradle of Fear and Evil Aliens. Yeah, both are pretty rubbish.
|
|
Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
Posts: 14,373
|
Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 26, 2024 12:41:07 GMT -5
I’ve seen a few mentioned Evil Toons. It’s a weird one and as stupid as it sounds, but they know what it was going to be all along and went out of the way to embrace the stupid in an effort to be fun. Plus, plenty of boobs and one of the Shannon’s. In a similar vein, how many here have seen Hamburger: The Motion Picture? To sum up the plot, a lazy hot dog is forced to get a college degree to qualify for a trust fund. He opts to go to a college dedicated to training future managers for a burger chain. It fit right in with your average sex comedy from the 80’s, only with Dick Butkis as the asshole instructor. Another 80’s comedy was The Malibu Bikini Shop, starring Bruce Greenwood as a slacker who alongside his preppy brother inherits a bikini shop. It’s……..okay. Ok who in Evil Toons was a Shannon. Got Monique Gabrielle,Madison Stone,Barbara Dare(under a different name,Stacy Nix and Michelle Bauerer. Love Hamburger. Got a fan made DVD that is a rip of the old Laserdisc.
|
|
|
Post by saneiac on Mar 26, 2024 22:24:58 GMT -5
I’ve seen a few mentioned Evil Toons. It’s a weird one and as stupid as it sounds, but they know what it was going to be all along and went out of the way to embrace the stupid in an effort to be fun. Plus, plenty of boobs and one of the Shannon’s. In a similar vein, how many here have seen Hamburger: The Motion Picture? To sum up the plot, a lazy hot dog is forced to get a college degree to qualify for a trust fund. He opts to go to a college dedicated to training future managers for a burger chain. It fit right in with your average sex comedy from the 80’s, only with Dick Butkis as the asshole instructor. Another 80’s comedy was The Malibu Bikini Shop, starring Bruce Greenwood as a slacker who alongside his preppy brother inherits a bikini shop. It’s……..okay. I remember seeing Hamburger: The Motion Picture at least twice on USA Up All Night. The "Hamburgers for America" song still pops into my head occasionally.
|
|
|
Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 27, 2024 9:46:50 GMT -5
Okay, I have two, but one of them is more likely to have been seen by the audience on this website.
The first one is a horror movie called Forest of the Damned that was made in the 2000s. It seems to have been shot on a potato, and had appalling audio. It's about naked, skinny model vampire women in a forest who kill a bunch of people. For some reason, Tom f***ing Savini helped with the effects and is actually in the movie. At the end of the movie the vampire women just get killed by a crucifix with no setup whatsoever, end of movie. Absolute garbage. Rented it from Blockbuster in about 2009.
The second one is from Roddy Piper's Hollywood phase, about 1994. I got it in a DVD box set of sci-fi B-movies, basically. It's called Sci-Fighters. Roddy is the main character, and is meant to be a hard-boiled future detective on the hunt for a murderer/rapist he's imprisoned before who gets taken over by an alien and escapes. I watched this one in 2010, which was particularly funny because it was set in 2009, which meant whenever something stupid happened in the movie that me or my buddy would comment on, we'd both respond with 'then again this is the distant future of... 2009.' The only other thing I remember about it is that the attempts at gritty crime dialogue are f***ing atrocious. At one point Roddy is reviewing some old documents about the guy he's chasing, and one of the other cops gives him shit for working so many late hours, to which Roddy's response is 'what can I say, I'm queer for evidence rooms.'
|
|
|
Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 27, 2024 9:47:48 GMT -5
Begotten is a film like Trash Humpers or Slaughter Vomit Dolls. Films that if you are into cult cinema you have at least heard of. But if all you watch is mainstream cinema then yea they are obscure. Anyways added a few movies to my myst see list. Had no idea G-men from Hell existed. I'm a Harmony Corrine fan. Gummo/Julian Donkey Boy were oddball flicks I enjoyed KIDS/Spring Breakers/Beach Bum were legitimately good films But I wanted to fight this dude after I spent Money on that Trash Humpers DVD MAKE IT MAKE IT DON'T FAKE IT
|
|
|
Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 27, 2024 9:59:31 GMT -5
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders Watched this randomly on Kanopy. It is.....odd. Very odd. I frankly really wasn't sure what to make of it, but it was a fascinating way to spend 77 minutes.
|
|
Gunhaver
Bubba Ho-Tep
"Gunhaver! You actually have a gun!"
Posts: 644
|
Post by Gunhaver on Mar 27, 2024 10:02:10 GMT -5
I know it’s got its fans, everything does, but you know that one weird ass experimental horror “Begotten”? Didn’t do much for me. It’s a bit….age-inappropriate to put it mildly. Definitely an acquired taste, in *all* senses. It's even weirder when you learn it started as a stage production. I normally like experimental and surreal, but Begotten didn't click with me like the gif of God disemboweling himself had me hoping it would. Neat soundtrack, though.
|
|
Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
Posts: 31,354
|
Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 27, 2024 10:04:54 GMT -5
I’ve seen a few mentioned Evil Toons. It’s a weird one and as stupid as it sounds, but they know what it was going to be all along and went out of the way to embrace the stupid in an effort to be fun. Plus, plenty of boobs and one of the Shannon’s. In a similar vein, how many here have seen Hamburger: The Motion Picture? To sum up the plot, a lazy hot dog is forced to get a college degree to qualify for a trust fund. He opts to go to a college dedicated to training future managers for a burger chain. It fit right in with your average sex comedy from the 80’s, only with Dick Butkis as the asshole instructor. Another 80’s comedy was The Malibu Bikini Shop, starring Bruce Greenwood as a slacker who alongside his preppy brother inherits a bikini shop. It’s……..okay. Ok who in Evil Toons was a Shannon. Got Monique Gabrielle,Madison Stone,Barbara Dare(under a different name,Stacy Nix and Michelle Bauerer. Love Hamburger. Got a fan made DVD that is a rip of the old Laserdisc. For some reason I seem to remember Shannon Whirry being in it. She and Shannon Tweed were the two B actresses who seemed to have been in most sex-filled B films, especially if they were even in the neighborhood of being decent. I swore Evil Toons was one of them, but it has been over 30 years since I’ve seen it.
|
|
Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,900
|
Post by Sephiroth on Mar 27, 2024 10:25:13 GMT -5
The Return of Captain Invincible
|
|
|
Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 27, 2024 10:50:23 GMT -5
I'm a Harmony Corrine fan. Gummo/Julian Donkey Boy were oddball flicks I enjoyed KIDS/Spring Breakers/Beach Bum were legitimately good films But I wanted to fight this dude after I spent Money on that Trash Humpers DVD MAKE IT MAKE IT DON'T FAKE IT I can still hear that screeching dialogue in my nightmares. The ONLY positive of this movie, if you have people overstaying their welcome at your house, putting this movie on and turning up the volume will usually make people leave.
|
|
|
Post by BlackoutCreature on Mar 27, 2024 11:10:38 GMT -5
The Return of Captain Invincible I saw this a few years back. It has its moments, and both Alan Arkin and Christopher Lee are great, but it just doesn't know what kind of movie it wants to be. It swings wildly between a humorous but heartfelt superhero redemption story, a wacky Mel Brooks-style satire, or a musical.
|
|