Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 23, 2024 9:09:19 GMT -5
Listen, I’m getting real tired of being the only one trying in this relationship. Get your bipolar ass back on your meds and make up your mind already! Or I am taking off the low flow shower head and I’ll start littering.
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Post by thechase on Apr 23, 2024 9:12:07 GMT -5
Rearrange the sky so that each and every woman can find the perfect guy
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Apr 23, 2024 9:35:10 GMT -5
Humans and nature have THE toxic relationship.
Nature is like a person who goes back and forth from being super nice to doing some serious, serious physical and emotional damage unprompted. But at the same time, humans are like a person who would break their partner's leg and then go "well I said I was sorry and I stopped doing it, so quit hobbling already."
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Apr 24, 2024 10:11:53 GMT -5
Try being in Indiana, one week we get spring like weather, the next it feels like winter again
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Rave
El Dandy
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Post by Rave on Apr 25, 2024 1:16:40 GMT -5
They're predicting snow here! SNOW! We're in late April, this shit's gotta stop.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 25, 2024 7:09:57 GMT -5
Why we blaming the woman in this situation
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 25, 2024 7:42:47 GMT -5
Why we blaming the woman in this situation Because dammit, I’m a man and I have needs. Is it so much to just want a little warmth? Maybe a little consistency? I’ve been trying; I recycle, I sort my garbage, I save in water, but she just can’t make up her mind. |
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Apr 26, 2024 16:11:47 GMT -5
Why we blaming the woman in this situation As a wise Patron at Cheers once said; "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Apr 26, 2024 16:42:24 GMT -5
you're so grounded man  |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Apr 26, 2024 17:46:46 GMT -5
Listen, I’m getting real tired of being the only one trying in this relationship. Get your bipolar ass back on your meds and make up your mind already! Or I am taking off the low flow shower head and I’ll start littering. Mother Nature: "OK, I'm kicking your wimpy human ass, boy!" EDIT: had to find one that wouldn't risk breaking the board rules, but a representation of Mother Nature: (this guy is great, check him out!) |
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Post by dirtyoldman on Apr 27, 2024 6:07:31 GMT -5
They're predicting snow here! SNOW! We're in late April, this shit's gotta stop. I remember this time 2 years ago playing out in the garden in the sun, having water pistol fights then literally the next day it snowed. I shit you not. |
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