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Post by stevierichardsfan on May 28, 2007 16:13:24 GMT -5
batista sucks
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Post by Fruity Delicious Skittles on May 28, 2007 17:24:51 GMT -5
What an insightful comment.
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Post by Jiren on May 28, 2007 17:25:38 GMT -5
Well it's true
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2007 17:28:03 GMT -5
Batista is alright with me.
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Post by infrared on May 28, 2007 18:53:26 GMT -5
*Batista and JR backstage*
Batista: You know those Skittles I gave you JR?
JR: BAH GAWD, FRUITY DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY SKITTLES!!
Batista: Yeah those, they're mine and I want them back
JR: BAH GAWD, THE AUDACITY!!!! I ATE THEM DAMNIT!!!
Batista: TEDDY!!!
Teddy: For eating those skittles, you will be going one on one with....
Taker: Yeah with me, you know, i'm getting tired with this crap Teddy, I am NOT your personal hitman so stop getting me to go one one one with people that piss Batista off, I'M OUTTA HERE!!
Batista: What do we do now?
Teddy: er....... *flips through phone book* JR, you're goin one on one with.....
Batista: Where is he?
Teddy: he's gone, and for being gone, he will be goin one on one with.....
Batista: Undertaker quit Teddy
Teddy with a shocked look on his face: Or did he
*Batista and Teddy Long both stare at the screen like those two people did at the end of Friday 13th*
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Post by The Scuba Guy on May 28, 2007 18:54:22 GMT -5
^^^^You win the internet x3
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Post by HRH The KING on May 28, 2007 19:01:03 GMT -5
Everytime Batista loses his title a fairy dies.
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Post by odanobunaga on May 28, 2007 19:02:43 GMT -5
Everytime Batista loses his title a fairy dies. And every time he wins back, a baby panda is beaten to death.
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Post by infrared on May 28, 2007 20:35:33 GMT -5
Everytime Batista loses his title a fairy dies. And every time he wins back, a baby panda is beaten to death. and tonight, you will be going one one one WITH THA UNDATAKAH!!
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Post by Terrecko: Official 'Taker Mark on May 29, 2007 2:51:22 GMT -5
*At a Saliva concert, the band performs "I Walk Alone." Batista walks on-stage.*
Batista:Yeah, that song you performed....well, that's my entrance music....and I'm gonna be needing it back.
Josey Scott:...but Dave, Vince McMahon PAID us to write that song for you.
Batista:That money that Vince paid you....I'm gonna be needing that back too...
Josey Scott:But, we've already spent it all on hookers and blow.
Batista:Teddy!
*Teddy Long unexpectedly crawls out of bass drum*
Teddy:What's up, playa?
Batista (in whiney, child voice):Saliva won't give me my entrance music, OR Vince's money back.
Teddy:Oh, you don' gone and done it now, 'playa. For not returning Batistas music, and Mr. McMahon's money, you will be going one on one with......THE UNDATAKAH!
*Teddy looks stage left for the Undertaker. Awkward pause.*
Teddy:.......THE UNDATAKAH!
*Another long pause. Teddy whips out a phone, and dials. *
Undertaker:Hello?
Teddy:Undatakah, we need you at the Saliva concert, ya feel me? The band took Batistias song, and they won't give it back.
Undertaker:But Teddy, I just won the championship with my self on Smackdown V.S. Raw 07...
Teddy:We gonna hafta cut that short, playa.
Undertaker:....my title reigns are always cut short....
*Undertaker gets on his bike and rides to arena, mumbling something about "Can't ever hold a championship for more than a day..."*
Teddy:.......THE UNDATAKAH!!!
*Taker sulks on stage, chokeslams the entire band*
Taker:There, you happy now, you smurfing crybaby?
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on May 29, 2007 2:56:01 GMT -5
This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2.
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Post by What? on May 29, 2007 2:57:10 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)?
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 29, 2007 3:30:13 GMT -5
Batista is standing around at the airport, enjoying the delicious new Starburst flavor, Berries & Cream. Suddenly, Mark Hamill jumps out of nowhere, and he's wearing a pageboy wig.
PAGEBOY: Excuse me, but, what kind of Starburst are those?
BATISTA: Uh... Berries and cream...
PAGEBOY: Oh-h-h... *shivery gasp*
The lad begins to prance to and fro.
PAGEBOY: Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and creeeeeeeam!!!
Batista looks at the pageboy with an odd, almost offended expression.
BATISTA: Y'know... That's my pageboy wig, and I'm gonna be needing that back...
PAGEBOY: But... but... It really does look far better on me...
BATISTA: *sigh* Teddy?
Ted "Theodore" Long struts out of the ladies' bathroom, accompanied by his theme music. He looks at the pageboy.
TEDDY LONG: Lemmie holla at ya, ye ol' playa! I see you won't give Batista back his pageboy wig! Well, guess what? You're gonna have to face... THE UNDATAKAH!!!
Two shrubs burst into flames as The Undertaker steps out. He walks slowly and deliberately up to the shivering page boy. He grabs him around the throat, his eyes piercing the pageboy's very soul...
He stops, and sniffs the air...
UNDERTAKER: Hey, Dave, what kinda Starburst are those?
BATISTA: Berries and cream.
UNDERTAKER: No kidding... They smell good, think I could have one?
BATISTA: You know the rules.
UNDERTAKER: What? After all I've done for you?
BATISTA: I didn't write the rules.
UNDERTAKER: *sigh*
Taker drops the pageboy. He rolls his eyes and begins doing the Berries & Cream dance
UNDERTAKER: Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a violent man who like berries and cream.
BATISTA: Once more, with feeling...
UNDERTAKER: Don't push it, Dave.
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What?
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Post by What? on May 29, 2007 4:47:41 GMT -5
This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2. And you're in it just like we are. Is that you in your sig?
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Post by Fruity Delicious Skittles on May 29, 2007 4:49:06 GMT -5
This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2. It's usually those who type stuff like that who need to get a life.
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Post by Fruity Delicious Skittles on May 29, 2007 4:49:36 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)? Yeah, I'd like to ask this too?
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Post by ntb on May 29, 2007 5:03:57 GMT -5
This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2. And you're in it just like we are. Is that you in your sig? It's usually those who type stuff like that who need to get a life. He's just referring to this thread - no need to flame the guy...
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Post by Fruity Delicious Skittles on May 29, 2007 5:07:23 GMT -5
stick up for you fellow Tom ey?
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 29, 2007 5:22:13 GMT -5
This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2. you know, that was my life. and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing it back.
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What?
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Post by What? on May 29, 2007 5:25:44 GMT -5
And you're in it just like we are. Is that you in your sig? It's usually those who type stuff like that who need to get a life. He's just referring to this thread - no need to flame the guy... My bad. This is seriously turning into the "I seriously need a life" thread part 2. you know, that was my life. and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing it back. ;D
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