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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 31, 2007 14:51:44 GMT -5
Undertaker:DAMMIT CAN'T I TAKE A LEAK IN PEAAAACEEEEEEE!!!!! BATISTA: You know Taker... That's my leak and uh... Actually, scratch that, you can keep it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 31, 2007 14:55:15 GMT -5
*Batista watches an Ultimate Warrior video* Batista: He shook the ropes... I SHAKE THE ROPES! NOT HIM! *rings Warrior* *hastily* That's MY technique and come Sunday... I'm gonna be needing it back! *pauses for a bit* Warrior's answering machine: - by the many moons that gave birth to the sun that lights up our day to day conquest of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon him he is away and cannot respond to your plee, whatever it may be. Now when the monotone sound of this sound capturing device activates you may state your request and I shall be at your beck and call as soon as possible for you see, even a Warrior daunted with the many quests that may detain one from everyday life must adhere to those who are willing to make time... *Batista's falling asleep* ... and as the many moons of Jupiter smile down at us, we can forever feel the souls of those mystic stars laugh at the very darkness that torments our souls, and when, and only when will we come to realise that the purpose of this epic journey that some call survival can be found from within unless we fail to realise that the... *Batista wakes up with a start* Batista: TEDDY! THIS IS BORING! *Teddy rings Warrior* Teddy: Now listen here playa, you seem to be boring my pride and joy here, and I don't feel too down with that, ya dig? But now you get to show how boring you really are, when you go one on one with... The Undatakah! Warrior's answering machine: ...of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon him he is away and cannot respond to your plee, whatever it may be. Now when the monotone sound of this sound capturing device activates you may state your request and I shall be at your beck and call as soon as possible for you see, even a Warrior daunted.. Teddy: What? Damn this is tough... Maybe the answering machine get's to go one on one with... THE UNDATAKAH! Taker: No Teddy... just no! There is no way I'm going one on one with an answering machine... Not no way, no how, nuhuh... Teddy: You're defying me playa? No need for the hatorade, I ask for one simple task and suddenly a brother isn't willing to do a favour for their nice and kind general manager, I'd expect this from someone like Randy Orton... but you Undatakah... no, I expected much better... *gets upset* Taker: sigh... fine... *rings Warrior*, Listen man, Nothing personal, but my boss here kinda... wants me to go one on one with both you and your answering machine... yeah it's weird I know but... Warrior's answering machine: ...birth to the sun that lights up our day to day conquest of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon... Taker: DAMNIT! Funny stuff!
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 1, 2007 12:37:03 GMT -5
Batista At The Gym
Batista:That weight machine is mine. And this sunday, I'am gonna be needing it back
Gym Manager:Sir, that's property of the gym.
Batista:TEDDY!!!!!
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Batista:TEDDY!!!!!
Undertaker*Duct taping Long to a treadmill*:Teddy, let's see how you can handle level 12.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 2, 2007 14:55:04 GMT -5
Bump.
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Zane
Team Rocket
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Post by Zane on Jun 13, 2007 13:48:51 GMT -5
This thread belongs on page one and come this Sunday I'm gonna be needing it back.
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Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 13, 2007 14:06:07 GMT -5
Batista:Vince, that car bomb is min...BOOM!!!!!...What do we do Teddy?
Long:RUN PLAYA!!!!!
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Zane
Team Rocket
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Post by Zane on Jun 13, 2007 17:05:27 GMT -5
Batista:Vince, that car bomb is min...BOOM!!!!!...What do we do Teddy? Long:RUN PLAYA!!!!! TLO: Oh Mr. Carbomb you think you special blowin up on Batista playa? Well I got news for you. Tonight, you go one on with.....THE UNDATAKAH!!! Taker: Oh smurf you Teddy I am NOT fighting fire. Teddy: but....but....you have to I said my line Taker: Nope, not doing it. Teddy: but....you have to do it because I'll fire you! Taker: Tell him Tomko Tomko: NO
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jun 15, 2007 11:15:52 GMT -5
Don't know if this has been done before as I didn't read all the pages: Batista - "Lashley, so you got drafted to RAW, huh? Well, that's my draft and come this Sunday, I'm gonna be needing it back" Lashley - "You say your name is Batista and you need your draft back this Sunday? Well, I say you're name is Batista and you're a bastard!" Batista: "TEDDY!" Teddy: "Holla holla holla, word up dawg?" Batista: *all choked up* "He called me a bastard" Teddy : "Tut tut, boy, yo' foul mouth earned you the right to go one on one with the Undertakah!" Taker: "Oh for f***'s sake Teddy, I ain't no prude. Let the kid off for a little cursing." *Batista bawls tears* Undertaker: "Oh, bloody hell....sorry kid, ain't nothing personal" *chokeslams Lashley*
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 16, 2007 7:10:47 GMT -5
batista at the kareoke bar:
batista: last christmas, i gave you my heart, and the very next sunday, i needed it back, this year, to save me from tears, you're facing the undertaker!
teddy: taker!
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 16, 2007 7:12:27 GMT -5
batista at the kareoke bar: batista: last christmas, i gave you my heart, and the very next sunday, i needed it back, this year, to save me from tears, you're facing the undertaker! teddy: taker! LOL
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jun 16, 2007 8:14:43 GMT -5
coming this christmas: dave batista plays robin hood, the man who stole from the rich and gave to the poor!
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on Jun 16, 2007 9:49:56 GMT -5
Also....this Holiday Season.
Dave Batista in: Santa with Mus....SPAGHETTI VEINS!
"Those are my presents....and come New Years....I'm gona be needing them back!"
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Post by Topher is Human on Jun 16, 2007 10:22:40 GMT -5
coming this christmas: dave batista plays robin hood, the man who stole from the rich and gave to the poor! Only to be needing it back the following Sunday
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 16, 2007 10:45:43 GMT -5
Ba-tis-ta, Ba-tis-ta, riding through the wood Soon every title shot in the world will be in his mighty hand He loses the belt, and then needs it back Ba-tis-ta Ba-tis-ta Ba-tis-ta
da da dum dum
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Jun 16, 2007 15:01:54 GMT -5
Vince: Alright this is the new drug testing policy, Dave we're going to need your urine sample Batista: You know Vince...thats MY urine sample...and come this sunday Im going to be needing it back.....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2007 20:46:37 GMT -5
(Batista walks up to a bunch of street dancers)
Batista: Y'Know that groove is mine....and come this sunday, I'm gonna be needing it back...
Ring leader: I don't think so man, this groove belongs to our group.
Batista: err...well.....yeah.....TEDDY!
*Teddys head pops up in the crowd*
Teddy: Yall think ol' Dave ain't got no game huh? well we will just gonna have to see how good you boys are when you go one...on....one with...........THA UNDATAKAH, Holla at ya boy.
*Undertaker walks out in baggy pants and a huge hat, he proceeds to break dance all over the street and hold his hand out and do the just bring it hand signal to the leader*
Teddy: You got served playa, Holla Holla!
*He dances*
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 16, 2007 20:49:05 GMT -5
Ba-tis-ta, Ba-tis-ta, riding through the wood Soon every title shot in the world will be in his mighty hand He loses the belt, and then needs it back Ba-tis-ta Ba-tis-ta Ba-tis-ta da da dum dum Python reference FTW
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Zane
Team Rocket
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Post by Zane on Jul 26, 2007 18:15:42 GMT -5
This thread belongs on page one and come this Sunday..........I'm going to be needing it back
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Bones58
Don Corleone
Shuup Baby, I know it!
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Post by Bones58 on Jul 26, 2007 18:25:25 GMT -5
Does anyone actually know of any videos online of him saying the 'I'm going to be needing it back' line?
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jul 26, 2007 19:01:19 GMT -5
12 pages and no one did this yet ?
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