Lick Ness Monster
Dennis Stamp
From the eerie, eerie depths of Lake Okabena
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on May 29, 2007 5:45:47 GMT -5
And you're in it just like we are. Is that you in your sig? It's usually those who type stuff like that who need to get a life. He's just referring to this thread - no need to flame the guy... Yeah, just referring to all the randomness and stuff in this thread and how it's a lot like that one - not making any comments about anyone.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 29, 2007 10:15:12 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)? You know that thread in Off-Topic about the forum being like a realistic town? I see stevierichardsfan as that weird guy a the end of the street that nobody talks to, who occasionally wanders out of his house and yells something incoherent, then walks back in without talking to anybody.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 29, 2007 11:17:55 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)? You know that thread in Off-Topic about the forum being like a realistic town? I see stevierichardsfan as that weird guy a the end of the street that nobody talks to, who occasionally wanders out of his house and yells something incoherent, then walks back in without talking to anybody. LOL. The visual.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 29, 2007 11:29:10 GMT -5
You know that thread in Off-Topic about the forum being like a realistic town? I see stevierichardsfan as that weird guy a the end of the street that nobody talks to, who occasionally wanders out of his house and yells something incoherent, then walks back in without talking to anybody. LOL. The visual. (stevierichardsfan stumbles out of his house, wearing a ratty T-shirt and tighty whities. His hair is long, grayed, and stringy, and he's holding a bottle of Wild Turkey.) stevierichardsfan: mustard is good (stevierichardsfan goes back inside.)
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 29, 2007 11:30:51 GMT -5
*Batista walks into the thread*
Excuse me, but this is my thread, and I'm gonna be wanting it back...
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 29, 2007 11:35:52 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)? Such delicious irony.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 29, 2007 11:43:32 GMT -5
Do you ever post anything that has any point (or punctuation)? Such delicious irony. I think you should read through my posts before you make sweeping statements you little jack off.
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infrared
Don Corleone
Better than your favourite band.
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Post by infrared on May 29, 2007 16:38:23 GMT -5
*Batista walks into the thread* Excuse me, but this is my thread, and I'm gonna be wanting it back... *Tomko walks onto thread* No.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 29, 2007 18:41:23 GMT -5
*Theodore Long walks into thread* Tomko I hope you got your trunks playa, because you about to go one-on-one... WITH THE UNDATAKA!!!!!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on May 29, 2007 18:45:07 GMT -5
*Theodore Long walks into thread* Tomko I hope you got your trunks playa, because you about to go one-on-one... WITH THE UNDATAKA!!!!! *Undertaker walks in and chokeslams Teddy Long* I told you i quit, now leave me...IN PEEEEEEEACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE. *leaves*
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 29, 2007 19:26:45 GMT -5
Batista: Teddy? Teddy?
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 30, 2007 0:10:31 GMT -5
*Batista walks up to Undertaker*
Y'know Taker... That's my Teddy, and I'm gonna be needing that back...
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 30, 2007 1:01:58 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Oh my god! Batista just gave Edge the Batista Bomb! Edge is out cold.
Batista: You know Edge, that Batista Bomb is mine. And this Sunday? I'm gonna be wanting it back.
Edge: Shouldn't you be, like, pinning me?
Batista: TEDDY!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 31, 2007 5:03:18 GMT -5
you know, this thread belongs on page one. and this sunday, i'm gonna be bumping it back.
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 31, 2007 6:45:25 GMT -5
This thread should be made sticky....and this Sunday...I'm gona be sticking it back.
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Post by BRAINFADE on May 31, 2007 9:51:05 GMT -5
Man, if wrestling was more mainstream, this skit could well be on 2DTV. Funniest thread EVER!
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 31, 2007 9:52:01 GMT -5
Well actually that 2DTV is my TV and this Sunday...I'm gona be needing it back.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 31, 2007 9:57:20 GMT -5
*Batista watches an Ultimate Warrior video* Batista: He shook the ropes... I SHAKE THE ROPES! NOT HIM!
*rings Warrior*
*hastily* That's MY technique and come Sunday... I'm gonna be needing it back!
*pauses for a bit*
Warrior's answering machine: - by the many moons that gave birth to the sun that lights up our day to day conquest of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon him he is away and cannot respond to your plee, whatever it may be. Now when the monotone sound of this sound capturing device activates you may state your request and I shall be at your beck and call as soon as possible for you see, even a Warrior daunted with the many quests that may detain one from everyday life must adhere to those who are willing to make time...
*Batista's falling asleep*
... and as the many moons of Jupiter smile down at us, we can forever feel the souls of those mystic stars laugh at the very darkness that torments our souls, and when, and only when will we come to realise that the purpose of this epic journey that some call survival can be found from within unless we fail to realise that the...
*Batista wakes up with a start*
Batista: TEDDY! THIS IS BORING!
*Teddy rings Warrior*
Teddy: Now listen here playa, you seem to be boring my pride and joy here, and I don't feel too down with that, ya dig? But now you get to show how boring you really are, when you go one on one with... The Undatakah!
Warrior's answering machine: ...of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon him he is away and cannot respond to your plee, whatever it may be. Now when the monotone sound of this sound capturing device activates you may state your request and I shall be at your beck and call as soon as possible for you see, even a Warrior daunted..
Teddy: What? Damn this is tough... Maybe the answering machine get's to go one on one with... THE UNDATAKAH!
Taker: No Teddy... just no! There is no way I'm going one on one with an answering machine... Not no way, no how, nuhuh...
Teddy: You're defying me playa? No need for the hatorade, I ask for one simple task and suddenly a brother isn't willing to do a favour for their nice and kind general manager, I'd expect this from someone like Randy Orton... but you Undatakah... no, I expected much better... *gets upset*
Taker: sigh... fine... *rings Warrior*, Listen man, Nothing personal, but my boss here kinda... wants me to go one on one with both you and your answering machine... yeah it's weird I know but...
Warrior's answering machine: ...birth to the sun that lights up our day to day conquest of the life that we live, you have summoned the presence of this... Warrior, however due to the shadows that beckon...
Taker: DAMNIT!
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 31, 2007 9:59:54 GMT -5
That's my long, rambling, incoherent speech, and this Sunday...I'm going to be needing it back.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 31, 2007 10:17:12 GMT -5
Batista Shaving
Batista*Looking at mirror*:That beard is mine. And this sunday, I'am gonna be needing it back.
Mirror:...
Batista:Teddy!!!!!
Long*Taking a bath*:Ok playa, you done it now. You goin' one-on-one... WITH THE UNDATAKA!!!!!
Undertaker:DAMMIT CAN'T I TAKE A LEAK IN PEAAAACEEEEEEE!!!!!
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