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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 19, 2017 20:21:08 GMT -5
OH god. For a second there I thought Nikki was coming out. They're saving the Bellas return for the Women's Royal Rumble.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 19, 2017 20:09:34 GMT -5
"THANK YOU, DANIEL!"
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 19, 2017 19:00:27 GMT -5
We gotta strap Big Glenn up in time to take on The Big Dog at 'Mania. Local Man Puts Over Every Reigns
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 19, 2017 12:53:37 GMT -5
Moolah never slept with Paul. Or with porns version of Batista, Lee Stone.
To sane people that's not as bad as forcing young girls into prostitution against their will and hooking them on hard drugs, but this is WWE where pettiness rules the day.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 23:37:44 GMT -5
LMAO, Becky ethered that poor girl. Savage.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 19:28:52 GMT -5
Only if he brings in Dwight Schrute as Belsnickel.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 19:05:32 GMT -5
Best Male Superstar: AJ Styles Worst Male Superstar: Bray Wyatt Best Female Superstar: Asuka Worst Female Superstar: Lana Best Tag Team: The Usos Worst Tag Team: Hype Bros Best Match: AJ Styles vs. John Cena (Royal Rumble) Worst Match: Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton "House of Horrors" (Payback) Best Promo/Non-Wrestling Segment: Kevin Owens assaults Vince McMahon Worst Promo/Non-Wrestling Segment: "Bayley This Is Your Life" Best PPV/Major Event: NXT TakeOver: War Games Worst PPV/Major Event: WWE Backlash Best Feud: The Usos vs. New Day Worst Feud: Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura Most Improved Superstar: Aiden English Most Exciting Moment: AJ Styles defeats Jinder Mahal in the UK to win the WWE Title Most Hilarious Moment: Every time Jason Jordan becomes "Crying Jordan" Most Disappointing Moment: The butchered main roster push of Shinsuke Nakamura Most Embarrassing Moment: Kane as a main eventer in 2017 and going over Balor Most WTF? Moment: Maggot projections in the ring during Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt at Wrestlemania Best Spot: Sami Zayn saves Kevin Owens at Hell In A Cell a split second before Shane goes crashing through the table
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 16:38:56 GMT -5
Blood is one thing, but why is it wrong to expect Head? By that, of course I'm talking about Al Snow's mannequin companion, Head. Ratings would soar if at least one talent was allowed to have Head for each show. I remember how I always looked forward to Head every Monday night during the Attitude Era. Al knew what we wanted. What we wanted was Head. The best was when Chyna used Head to put Al Snow flat on his back and down for the count, in what had to be one of the most hardcore scenes ever witnessed in WWE history. Have we gotten so PC that a man can't ask for just a little Head every now and then without being ridiculed?
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 16:26:09 GMT -5
I appreciated it.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 16:22:14 GMT -5
That, and this isn't a new phenomenon for wrestling. Vince thinks Shane can get over as a face in this feud, and it isn't working. It's not the first time Shane didn't come off believable enough in a feud (Orton, Kane, many other examples). But that doesn't mean "faces and heels are dead". It's just another angle that didn't quite work. It won't be the first. It won't be the last. If that's the case, you could go back to a bunch of classic shows, watch Flair get cheers and pops while he cut a promo and Dusty be heckled in the next segment, and assume from that the face/heel dynamic was in trouble as well. And yes, I know I sound like Meltzer when I say that. But it's true. Not enough "Uhhhh"s, "Ummmm"s, and "Y'know"s to sound like Meltzer. Or minute-long bronchitis coughs and "excuse me's" into the mic.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 15:00:37 GMT -5
I couldn't believe when Alvarez said the Fashion Files had been airing for 6 months last night during the review with Vinny and Filthy Tom, and had to look it up for myself.
Holy shit, LOL. I like The Fashion Police as a comedy team, but these segments, while not egregiously bad like "Old Day," "Bayley, This Is Your Life," or any of the mid-2000's DX reunion "comedy", were more whiffs than hits and really advanced nothing. It reached its peak when Arn Anderson was involved, which, hey, at least now they can say they have something in common with Ric Flair.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 18, 2017 1:05:27 GMT -5
The Wellness Policy has always been inadequate at best and complete B.S. at worst, and the fact that Jinder can either pass it or isn't even tested is proof of that.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 23:12:43 GMT -5
I like The Usos and all, but Rusev Day needs that gold around their waists sooner rather than later.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 23:03:19 GMT -5
Dasha and Sami the new power couple.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 23:02:48 GMT -5
I have no idea who AJ faces next, if this Jinder program is over. Maybe Roode turns heel? I would go with a placeholder feud for the Rumble, before kickstarting his Mania program, hopefully against the Rumble winner since Smackdown is in desperate need of that rub right now.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 22:51:56 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 22:14:24 GMT -5
Byron and Tom are the worst "face" announcers ever trying to justify Shane's bullshit.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 17, 2017 15:43:25 GMT -5
Eugene Brodus Clay as the "Funkasaurus" Worlds Largest Love Machine.... Viscera Mantaur
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 16, 2017 18:47:18 GMT -5
What happened to the dog in the end? In real life? She was likely buried by Stephanie and Triple H.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 16, 2017 0:59:16 GMT -5
Sting will always be a favorite of mine, but there's not really a whole lot they can do with him other than spots like this and signings if he can't wrestle.
I suppose we might see him in a GM role at some point, if he's up for it and a spot comes open, say around late September 2018.
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