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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 16, 2017 0:35:32 GMT -5
Kap and Manziel might have found their next jobs I've changed my mind, Vince getting tweet stormed at by his best bud for signing Kaep would be the greatest thing ever. Do it, Vince, DO IT!
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 16, 2017 0:11:44 GMT -5
Alpha, LOL.
It might do better this time around simply because of a certain high up connection he now has that he can exploit, but even then I doubt that will be of much help to him.
Honestly there are a lot better ways he could use that money than to try and launch another failed vanity project. There are sick and starving kids in Africa. Shit, there are sick and starving kids in Appalachia, the deep south, and inner cities.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 15, 2017 20:03:47 GMT -5
"I guess getting on your knees, Dustin, runs in the family."
"The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Rubix Cube. The more you play with it, the harder it gets."
"Maria, if you're interested in performing, I'm starring in a new movie, it's a sequel.... to Mr. Woodcock."
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 15, 2017 14:46:59 GMT -5
Pic in the OP is begging for the Brazzers logo.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 15, 2017 14:31:51 GMT -5
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 14, 2017 22:42:10 GMT -5
Xavier Woods. Evidence: UpUpDownDown. No one has ever said a bad word about him. From Paige to Brad Maddox and countless others. He's the man over there. I've heard Paige say Woods has always been firm but fair. A bit stiff at first, but once you get to know him he displays the ability to get very deep and is always someone you can count on to come through for you. He has a great sense of humor that just rubs you the right way and will have you rolling over all night long. In fact, she went so far as to say that he was the one that convinced her to come again, and she promised him that this time she wasn't going to blow it, doesn't want this to be her last shot at money, and she's ready to be thrust back into the spotlight. Also, they boned on camera.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 14, 2017 20:36:39 GMT -5
Lashley would be cool for a feud with Lesnar. Eddie Edwards could probably have a good run in NXT. EC3 would be great for comedic bits, but not much beyond that.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 14, 2017 20:03:02 GMT -5
Byron never comes across great, but there's no way Vince wasn't screaming in his ear to say all of the REALLY dumb stuff.
I wonder if Bryan realized that and that's why he savaged him with the "You don't understand anything about this business" line when Byron went on about how nothing that happened between guys outside of WWE matters.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 8, 2017 20:24:41 GMT -5
Time to look for a real job, MARCUS Bagwell. What, being a gigolo isn't a real job? LOL at the one guy saying Buff Bagwell was an inspiration for him to get into MMA. Yeah, sure.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 8, 2017 1:06:50 GMT -5
I saw that tweet earlier. Truth is he probably would've gotten stronger booking with a gimmick like that, because Vince.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 7, 2017 15:11:29 GMT -5
Even if they do push her as a monster and have her steamroll the division, so what? It's not like this is inconsistent with how Vince and WWE normally do business, which many deriding or on the fence about this move typically defend.
It's no different than pushing a performer who may not be the best worker in the ring or on the mic, but has the best look and best size. Only difference is Rousey will probably do a better job at bringing in that coveted mainstream and casual audience. It's all about what's best for business, right?
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 7, 2017 14:23:20 GMT -5
LOL, Bayley can't even get a win on a feel good show where all the babyfaces go over.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 7, 2017 14:18:50 GMT -5
The Smackdown story with Shane, Bryan, Owens, and Zayn is way more complex and there's a number of different ways they can go with it. I like how they're building it up with a new layer added every week. Regardless of whether it's Shane or Bryan turning, they'd both have some level of justification and it wouldn't just be a turn for the sake of it.
Triple H/Angle is just more of the same paint-by-numbers stuff that Triple H and Stephanie have been involved in since the Authority angle first started.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 6, 2017 18:44:57 GMT -5
In lieu of gifts, please empty all food scraps you might have into the green dumpster behind 4th Street.
Happy Birthday to Dean!
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 6, 2017 12:31:41 GMT -5
Brother Nero, because I know he'll come.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 6, 2017 1:56:35 GMT -5
We WANT to cheer him, and we DO cheer him.
Especially on his Day.
Rusev Day.
Which is every day that he graces our television screens with his presence.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 5, 2017 22:42:45 GMT -5
That is a new contender for worst promo of the year.
"Daniel is prezajish against people from the south. Has anyone from Kentucky ever been to that little hippie, granola state you call (awkward pause) HUH?! Have you even hunted lime game? Have you even tasted gay meat? HUH?!"
I'm from Kentucky and have no idea what point she was trying to make. Wouldn't the person who refuses to go to another state and experience their culture for themselves be the "prezajish" one, not the other way around?
I like to think this is what happens when you let Scott Steiner substitute teach promos at the Performance Center.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 5, 2017 16:31:28 GMT -5
Brock can't help it that he's a Black Reign mark.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 5, 2017 13:49:33 GMT -5
I LOVED that segment! It had a campy, yet very old school feel to it. I think Wyatt has finally found the angle he needs in Woken Matt! Wonder if Nero will return soon? If not they could just call up Brother Hero.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 5, 2017 13:39:54 GMT -5
The Plane Ride From Hell took place on Cinco de Mayo, which might explain a few things.
Steve Austin drove the beer truck on the day the Dr. Jack Kevorkian trial began.
On September 21, 1998, a ranting, senile old man asks The Rock to smell what he's cooking. That same night, the world is introduced to the brilliance that is Arthur Spooner, as The King of Queens debuts on CBS.
On November 16, 1998, Sesame Workshop introduces Elmo's World, which puts the young muppet over as their corporate star of the new millennium. On Raw that night, Vince McMahon announces the formation of The Corporation, which puts over The Rock as The Corporate Champion. Coincidence? Probably.
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