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Post by knightboat on Sept 17, 2015 13:45:11 GMT -5
Considering reigns and ambrose's partner against the Wyatts I could see it making a comeback
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Post by knightboat on Sept 3, 2015 4:20:09 GMT -5
You guys aren't going to believe this but I got my hands on a script from the last episode of RAW.
RAW opens with Sting’s music hitting as he makes his way to the ring for a promo.
Sting: It’s great to be back here in Tampa. But now onto the important stuff. The last time I fought in the WWE I fought The Game, The Asskicker, The greatest, funniest, smartest, most handsome wrestler, no wait person, ever in the history of the entire universe Triple H. Even though I spent months being angry at him for abusing his power and he had to resort to hitting me in the head with a sledgehammer to win our match at Wrestlemania, him shaking my hand was the greatest moment of my life, way better than my wedding or the birth of my children. Now I have to fight Seth Rollins who despite being the World Heavyweight Champion and US champion is a complete joke, especially when you compare him to The Cerebral Assassin Triple H. Coming out here week in and week out and performing at a high level ain’t shit when you compare it to a 46 year old guy who wrestles once a year. Just on a personal level, I would also like to point out that I’ve seen Triple H in the locker room and let me tell you that he’s always carrying around a sledgehammer if you know what I mean.
Sting leaves, cut to backstage where Seth Rollins and Stephanie McMahon are standing.
Rollins: I’m understandably upset that Sting just completely ran me down.
Steph: Whoa there no one has ever been better than my husband so don’t say, think, or even wonder about it.
Two hours of stupid wrestling that doesn’t include Triple H. Important side note: Make sure to say Diva’s Revolution as much as possible without any irony while putting on incredibly short diva’s matches.
Final segment- Seth Rollins comes out to the ring to cut a promo.
Rollins: Sting sucks, he’s the reason WCW went out of business. Now since I’m the champion of the world and the United States I think I’m as good as Triple H, note I didn’t even say better just that I think I’m as good, and that I hope that one day I can surpass him because I have career goals and such. Now come out here Sting.
Steph’s music hits.
Steph: Don’t talk about Triple H, he’s obviously the greatest most popular wrestler ever despite what facts say. He's the King of Kings.
Rollins: Well remember when Triple H was actually an active wrestler? He was in Evolution with Ric Flair. Now people think that Ric Flair was the greatest of all time, but Triple H still wanted to be the best and thought that he was better than a much older part time wrestler. Also remember I literally said I think I’m as good as him, not better.
Steph: Never mention Triple H again unless it’s about a WWE.com list that he’s on the top of. Don’t let Sting get in your head.
Rollins: You’re right, Sting get out here.
John Cena’s music hits and Cena makes his way to the ring.
Cena: I hate the authority and everything they stand for. I’ve been battling them forever, one time my team even got them fired for awhile. But let me tell you something about respect, I respect Triple H because he’s the man. Now, then, forever, that’s not a WWE slogan, that’s when you should be thinking and talking about Triple H. You’re just some chump who’s the World Heavyweight and United States champion. Clearly I respect those belts because I’m telling you how much you suck even though you hold both of them. I challenge you to a US Title match. Steph make it happen.
Steph: Yep that’s happening.
Rollins: Gosh darn it!
Cena’s music hits, Sting’s music hits, then Triple H’s music hits and he comes out, both Cena and Sting shake his hand and bow to him before he Pedigrees them both through the entryway. Production Note: We may have to cut out the very end due to time.
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Post by knightboat on Feb 5, 2012 2:54:17 GMT -5
She used the gimmick tonight at the house show in Spokane. Against Alicia Fox she pantamimed farting and seemed to be trying to use it as a weapon at least once.
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Post by knightboat on Oct 12, 2011 13:07:45 GMT -5
Watching RAW this week I was wondering if the point they were trying to make was that things were worse with Johnny Ace in charge. I mean there was a post match beat down in basically every match and Evan Borne got hurt it seemed like it was definitely "crazier". Was this supposed to be the kayfabe point or not?
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Post by knightboat on Sept 11, 2011 21:32:28 GMT -5
Straight cash homey
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Post by knightboat on Aug 30, 2011 1:15:06 GMT -5
So Trips had a laptop sitting on his desk in his office. Is he the GM, or has the whole thing been completely forgotten?
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Post by knightboat on Jul 1, 2011 1:11:32 GMT -5
I don't know if I'm in the vast minorty here, but I avoid spoilers and just try and watch some wrestling when I can, but this week's Impact was fantastic. Great week of tv even though I can find some flaws in it, not everything can be perfect. I'm also not a big IW fan, but this week was a great program. If they can actually put on good shows like this ower time I think they can succeed in the long run. It's not a short solution for them, but a consistent showing of quality shows, and if they're like this one I'll support them.
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Post by knightboat on Jul 1, 2011 0:55:58 GMT -5
The only reason people might possibly think Paul and Brock could return would be that Dave Lagana said that would be cool to see on his podcast. Or it's because Heyman and Brock have signed a merchandise/consumer product deal. Meaning that it's essentially a Legends contract, except that it may extend both ways. Brock allows WWE to start selling Brock shirts, DVDs and action figures, WWE starts shilling Death Clutch gear and stuff. I think the only reason Heyman is involved is because he's Brock's business manager, or business advisor. Something to that affect. However, like the article says, there are NO plans for either to start any on-screen roles it's strictly a business move. It's what he said. Someone else said before Dana White would never have Brock do anything with the WWE, but that's in ring. Dana would never have one of his legit top heavyweight contenders ever do anything in the ring, but a DVD or action figure deal? All that does is raise the public consciencess of Brock Lensar and be more interested in his return from surgery, because it's coming in a few months and White will have the most buyrates that he can for that fight. It's going to be an event when Lesnar returns to the UFC, any additional fans that are brought in are only gravy.
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Post by knightboat on Jul 1, 2011 0:05:34 GMT -5
What's the status dealing with the other thread saying only Claudio is signed? Are they both signed or is only one of them signed?
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Post by knightboat on Jul 1, 2011 0:01:42 GMT -5
Come on bro, everyone know that Jericho was always right, that doesn't fit in anywhere
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Post by knightboat on Jun 20, 2011 13:27:34 GMT -5
I could see it working if a wrestler won money in the bank, then say a couple of months down the road won the title in a regular match I could see him selling it with a provision that it could never be cashed in against him.
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Post by knightboat on May 25, 2011 0:52:57 GMT -5
Wow some fellow northwesterners here. Thought I'd be the first one to come home and post spoilers. Well at least I can post that there was a dark match at the end of the taping with Christian vs. Randy Orton. I guess it was a no contest as Sheamus and Mark Henry ran in and Christian hit the kill switch and Randy hit the RKO. They celebrated together after the match. Christian actually grabbed the world title from the ref, but then put in on Randy's shoulder.
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Post by knightboat on Mar 29, 2011 1:46:46 GMT -5
I figured this would be the big angle that starts after Wrestlemania. There's got to be something big the next night on RAW, I think it will be a reveal or the start of the reveal of the GM
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Post by knightboat on Mar 15, 2011 23:46:51 GMT -5
Not sure if this was mentioned or not but right before the announcements when the ref takes Sting's belt he says something to Sting and Sting says "Are you kidding me?"
I'm assuming the ref told him Jeff was in no condition to perform
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Post by knightboat on Feb 10, 2011 13:11:30 GMT -5
I thought it might be Aaron Rodgers since he's a big fan and the new Super Bowl Champ. I figured they would have offered Big Ben if the Steelers would have won, but since the Packers won they offered Rodgers.
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Post by knightboat on Feb 1, 2011 19:44:20 GMT -5
In all honesty I thought it was the Boogeyman coming back, and I'm sticking with that theory
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Post by knightboat on Oct 13, 2010 3:03:03 GMT -5
I was there when Randy Orton RKO'd Steph and kissed her afterwards while Trips was handcuffed to the ropes
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Post by knightboat on Aug 24, 2010 22:04:08 GMT -5
what the hell was that?
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Post by knightboat on Aug 24, 2010 21:01:47 GMT -5
I predict an Eli Cottonwood return where he is named the winner of the show
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Post by knightboat on Aug 18, 2010 3:02:06 GMT -5
Room Temperature, my brother, this is the year. It's been far too painful in years before, but this is the year that the Vikings win their Super Bowl. The fates have been aligned too heavily for it to happen any other way.
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