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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 4, 2007 21:56:43 GMT -5
"Now this guy pulled up in a nice rusted out... '68 El Camino Chevy! He's the ugliest man in our sport today! He's the illustrious... Quasijuice Guerrera!"
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 3, 2007 18:48:54 GMT -5
"Val, I don't know if you're up for the task, but we know you are."
Does he know or doesn't he know? =\
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 1, 2007 22:37:58 GMT -5
Hey now. It's a competition and people have opinions on who they want to win or lose. Since I don't know how they are as a person, I simply judge them on what I see on Television. To me the blondes just seem generic so far. Except that one athletic blonde, I like her. I understand. I jus' like using the ">=(" face in context. =\
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 1, 2007 22:24:24 GMT -5
I like how no one is a real person anymore. They're all just generic factory-made robots in the eyes of people.
"Ew, sorry, there's already someone who looks exactly like her in WWE. I want an Asian this time! >=("
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 1, 2007 23:03:20 GMT -5
I needed an ugly, famous chick. =\ In fairness, she's like a senior citizen. But still nicely done. Yeah. Around here they say that I never waste a post. I try not to. I'm not an "internet appearance judger" or anything, but I'd just like to say that since I wouldn't be able to date.. say.. Dolly Parton, would that make me ineligible to find her unattractive? I bet you could get Dolly Parton. Point well taken... but that was an example. Replace me with some other guy as the subject of that sentence.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 1, 2007 22:58:30 GMT -5
I'm not an "internet appearance judger" or anything, but I'd just like to say that since I wouldn't be able to date.. say.. Dolly Parton, would that make me ineligible to find her unattractive? Yes? Man that celeb pick was really random KJ. Nicely done. I needed an ugly, famous chick. =\
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 1, 2007 22:51:49 GMT -5
HULK LAUGHS AT GUYS ON INTERNET CALLING UNATTAINABLE WOMEN UGLY. I'm not an "internet appearance judger" or anything, but I'd just like to say that since I wouldn't be able to date.. say.. Dolly Parton, would that make me ineligible to find her unattractive?
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 1, 2007 0:05:55 GMT -5
All I can say, is that their commentary is killer.
"Perhaps the mask is not holding the skull together to keep the brain intact. Now his brain is floating around inside his head, loosely, like an ice cube, in a jar of semi-solid jello."
"You know, now that I think about it, I've got some land that I want to sell to CJ O'Doyle. *can barely contain himself* Smothers, now beating the s*** out of CJ O'Doyle. *snickers*"
-ICP on the idiocy of the recently unmasked CJ O'Doyle.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 29, 2007 2:37:56 GMT -5
It works on both sides. Like people who like Cena are called dumb marks and such, just like anyone who doesn't like WWE is mislabeled an elitist know-it-all.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 29, 2007 2:12:16 GMT -5
If you have inside information on wrestling (like pretty much all internet wrestling fans have) and yet enjoy wrestling as a form of scripted entertainment, you're a smark.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 29, 2007 1:57:51 GMT -5
Also, a lot of the times it seems like a mob mentality. Like when a few start hating something, everyone comes out of the woodwork and say they hate it as well. See: "Blind TNA Haters"
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 28, 2007 7:48:47 GMT -5
It's Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 28, 2007 20:14:39 GMT -5
Hm... you can thank me later.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 28, 2007 15:41:39 GMT -5
Guys, guys, you're missing the point. This isn't just some other smut magazine, this is Playboy! This is how you show your rack in a classy manner! With bright lights and make-up and... contract signings... and some other stuff.
This is a huge accomplishment for her... right...?
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 26, 2007 5:48:09 GMT -5
Unpossible. Abyss is 7'3.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 20, 2007 3:29:55 GMT -5
Wait... are they seriously Voo Doo sorcerers now? They have their own life-sized doll under their control and everything...
But, regardless, Nikki Roxx is in TNA! Woo! And she hit the Barbie Crusher!
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 17, 2007 0:51:25 GMT -5
I know he wrestles for JCW as "Holy" Trent Acid. I haven't seen him elsewhere, though.
EDIT: In fact... he might not even be there any more. I'm not entirely sure.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 18, 2007 13:56:12 GMT -5
Haha! Excellent! You sir are a sign maker of the highest order! ;D I actually took two. That one and one that said "TNA IS RUSSORIFIC" with the emailed blessing of Lance Storm. No lie! ;D EDIT: TNA Bound for Glory at Hammerstein!!! Who's with me??? Second.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 18, 2007 13:03:11 GMT -5
TNA Bound For Glory '09: Live from Jeremy Borash's Backyard.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jul 12, 2007 17:16:24 GMT -5
Delirious vs. Samoa Joe vs. Jack Evans vs. Ebessan. The slow-motion wrestling alone makes it solid gold. Jed Shaffer ~They should do a whole match in slow motion. That would rock. Same for me. ;D
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