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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:05:56 GMT -5
^Wasn't he that guy in Too Cool.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 20:51:15 GMT -5
He'll be in TNA in a month fueding with Jarret.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 20:03:12 GMT -5
Eric Clapton will do run-in guitar shot on Vince proving once and for all that "Clapton is God. "
Clapton
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:48:30 GMT -5
He groped Moolah and was suspended for bad taste.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 22:40:28 GMT -5
Push Boogeyman into a woodchipper. J/K
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 20:42:29 GMT -5
You people are going to feel so stupid when God arrives in a chariot pulled by a thousand Samoan midgets in solid gold armor. I don't know why, but I believe him yo.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:46:39 GMT -5
So, does anyone know what the new, legit signal is for when a guy is hurt legit? Sit in the ring and yell at people (RR05)
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 19:47:03 GMT -5
Nitro Boy
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:22:10 GMT -5
I disagree. He may have his head up his fifth point of contact now but he is still real young. That combined with his talent both on the mic and in the ring, he's still the heel of the future. Youth has nothing to do with it. There are plenty of young guys on the indy scene and the roster that respect the hell out of the business and other wrestlers. And again, it is arrogant to assume you know the future. I'm not saying his youth is an excuse. I just think he has alot of time to get his offal together and mature into someone who can really be a top tier guy.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:02:25 GMT -5
I disagree. He may have his head up his fifth point of contact now but he is still real young. That combined with his talent both on the mic and in the ring, he's still the heel of the future.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 20:39:18 GMT -5
~RAW~
General Manager -Jake Roberts 1) World Heavyweight Champion - Edge 2) Intercontinental Champion - Austin Aries 3+4) World Tag Team Champions - Mikey and Kenny (Spirit Squad) 5) Women's Champion - Mickie James 6)Carlito 7)Mr. Kennedy 8)HBK 9)John Cena 10)Shelton Benjamin 11)Undertaker 12)JBL 13)Randy Orton 14)Rey Mysterio 15)CM Punk
~Smackdown!~
General Manager -Stone Cold 1) WWE Heavyweight Champion - Kurt Angle 2) United States Champion - Samoa Joe 3+4) WWE Tag Team Champions - MNM 5) Cruiserweight Champion - Jamie Noble 6)Batista 7)RVD 8)Lashley 9)HHH 10)Kane 11)Big Show 12)Benoit 13)Charlie Hass 14)Paul London 15)American Dragon
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 20:09:57 GMT -5
I heard from one of the guys that picks up Chloe's poop that he got suspended for no-selling Hepatitis
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:08:43 GMT -5
Rey is the champ that I want to see RVD challenge at ONS. ECW alumini!
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:57:57 GMT -5
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" "Levesque Fetus for GM" "Mikey Is the Squad" "Bowflex EXTREME!" "Lita=Edgehead" "I already saw Heat" "Austin-Hogan-Who Jobs?"
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 4, 2006 21:15:48 GMT -5
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 23, 2006 19:04:07 GMT -5
I'd do Linda with the old WM theme playing in the backround. I kinda wanna see her boobs, maybe even motorboat 'em.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Apr 24, 2006 20:03:10 GMT -5
TOP WAYS TO LEARN HOW TO FALL OFF A 20 FOOT LADDER
1. Sabu's Home School
2. Dudleyville Community College
3. Devry Athletic Dept.
4. Watching Hell in Cell 98 over and over and...
5. Fall Guy Re-runs
6. Chuck Norris
7. Practice by Jumping Off Your Neighbors Roof
8. Backyard Wrestling Highlight Videos
9. You Don't "The Marquee Says WRESTLING"
AND FINALLY
10. "How to Fall Off a Twenty foot Ladder" by Jeff Hardy with Forward by RVD
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 17:26:20 GMT -5
Matt Fact- Jeff was more popular Matt Fact- He can't make it on his own. If he could have it would happened already. Matt Fact- Edge banged his girl. Repeatedly. Matt Fact- It all goes downhill after the "OH YEAH!" in his theme song. Matt Fact- He should keep his shirt on. Matt Fact- He is a Glorified Stuntman. Matt Fact- His match with Rey at WM19 was a disappointment. Matt Fact- He needed Gangrel to get over. Matt Fact- He needed Terri to get over. Matt Fact- E&C made him. Matt Fact- An out of shape Animal kicked his BRAWLER. Matt Fact- Angelic Diablo is stupid. Matt Fact- The IWC will turn on you in a minute.
All this and I actually like the guy.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 17:54:21 GMT -5
Like soon
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 17:06:59 GMT -5
HEEEEY FOLLEEEYYY!!!!! I was the STAR of Behind the Mat ....er nevermind
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