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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:43:54 GMT -5
I hate Sharmell's crown. There I said it. That crown shouldn't be anywhere near a main event. It should be shot out of a cannon. Far. Booker's okay though.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 14:13:35 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind Mark Henry as champ, he's really grown on me. You should get that looked at. I just had my Mark Henry removed. It hurt but at least now I can wear shorts again.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:40:32 GMT -5
Son of Abyss, I was depressed reading this thread, but your Gauge sig just perked me right up!!! Guage > Tommy Dreamer She's hardcore.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:29:28 GMT -5
Umaga wins with a Muscle Buster and the Coca-Cola clutch or whatever it's called. Henry transitions to Big Dave. JBL moves to Raw and carries HBK to a five star classic. That's my take.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 17:02:47 GMT -5
Remember that episode of "Family Guy" where Peter had birds living in his beard? That's what I think of everytime I see Mark Henry.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:38:35 GMT -5
For those Canadians here, Raw is preempted by one hour. I think it's because of the Hockey game. And the Oilers aren't even playing . Let's go Oilers! The Oilers move to Tennessee and changed their name to the Titans. What's hockey?
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:35:04 GMT -5
Actually he didn't miss it all. He was too busy nailing a Nitro girl. If getting saved involves Nitro girl 'tang then who are we to judge the man.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 14:02:55 GMT -5
John Cena is man pretty. John Cena is not illiterate. John Cena is THE CHAMP (not counting the other champ). John Cena eats lightning and craps thunder. John Cena will live forever in our hearts. But Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, CW Anderson and the Brooklyn Brawler will always be more respected. you're a liar, and god hates liars... have fun burning in hell... BRAWLER you.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:59:02 GMT -5
John Cena is man pretty. John Cena is not illiterate. John Cena is THE CHAMP (not counting the other champ). John Cena eats lightning and craps thunder. John Cena will live forever in our hearts.
But Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, CW Anderson and the Brooklyn Brawler will always be more respected.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 14:11:26 GMT -5
Is Cena vs Edge gonna have some sort of Stip? I vote evening gown match.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 14:07:57 GMT -5
They should have Khali carry them around in a little bag. That would be hot.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 13:22:39 GMT -5
Kurt Angle is not A Trophy. He is a gold medalist.
All this talk of drug bans how come "you people" (i love saying that) never mention that Kane has shrunk alot in recnt years and this was BEFORE the drug ban. It has more to do with changes in workouts than anything else. At least thats my take.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 14:16:49 GMT -5
I used to watch them all at the local Hooters and that was alot of fun because of the crowd reactions. Plus beer and wings. -This post is brought to you by the color orange.-
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 22, 2006 17:08:31 GMT -5
I think that Finlay's leprechaun is after me .... Nevermind
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 27, 2006 15:03:40 GMT -5
He will sign an exclusive deal with CZW to help them defeat ROH. German suplexes through light tubes will be the word of the day. oh, and he is going to chop fifty pounds off of Samoa Joe and then eat his soul. BENOITS GONNA KILL YOU!
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 27, 2006 14:56:48 GMT -5
From what I understand a "GROUND AND POUND" style refers to a MMA style in which a persons strategy is to maintain control of their opponent on the ground and using close strikes to obtain a victory. In the WWE it was just something Michael Cole said to sound smart when talking about Cena. It would appear the same startegy is now being used for Noble and Kash. Perhaps to indicate a more grounded style as opposed to the high flying we expect from cruiserwieghts. Or something.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 26, 2006 13:10:45 GMT -5
I heard he drove away from Titan Towers in a white Bronco. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord, I apologize.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 27, 2006 15:13:34 GMT -5
If he is truly gone then the Masterlock will go down in history as never being OFFICIALLY broken. Now that's a legacy you can be proud of.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 27, 2006 15:16:59 GMT -5
I will only hail when he makes like that one king of England and has his wife beheaded.
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Post by Son of Abyss on May 27, 2006 15:04:39 GMT -5
Edge and Lita. Those are some ugly dudes.
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